Showing posts with label Attention Whores. Show all posts
Showing posts with label Attention Whores. Show all posts

September 13, 2014

Roxanne Cabanero is a 2014 Ms World Philippines Candidate





UPDATE: Roxanne Cabanero has pulled out of the Ms World Philippines 2014 contest to give chance to other candidates and her legal case.

Famewhore, please. Didn't she think about these issues before she filed her application. I think she did and filed anyway. To get her name once again in the media. 
 

RememberRoxanne Cabanero, the other woman besides Denise Cormejo, who accused It's Showtime host, Vhong Navarro, of rape last year? She's alive and will be competing as a candidate in the 2014 Ms World Philippines content.

I thought this dirty, lying, famewhoring, two-bit sexy model, has slunk away to hide her shame or is in jail. But no, she's here to make our beauty pageant-watching experience as awkward and as disgusting as possible.

Why is Roxanne Cabanero even permitted to enter the offices of Ms World Philippines, or wherever the hell they hold their annual application process? I have two theories.



August 15, 2011

Paris Hilton Leaves Manila


Socialite heiress Paris Hilton, wearing a Manny Pacquiao shirt, leaves Manila with super gladness in her heart that the US press and blogosphere bashing she gets every time so she much as breathe, has eluded Philippine media and the Filipino audience.

The reality tv ho's 5-day stay in Manila was a complete success, having did a photo shoot for that real estate development she is helping design allegedly, having a meet-and-greet with her Filipino "fans" and having dinner with Manny Pacquiao and wife, Jinkee.

Now she's threatening to come back to Manila since she received the much-vaunted "Filipino hospitality." Paris Hilton even got a self-confessed "Paris Hilton's biggest fan" in the person of Isha Dinio. Whatever floats your boat, Isha, but Paris fuckin' Hilton? It's like saying you admire the bubonic plague for wiping out millions of people all those years ago.

Paris Hilton got the love but not Georgina Wilson. You may be wondering "da who?" Well, Georgina Wilson is better known as the ex-girlfriend of Richard Gutierrez.

Well, Georgina Wilson got flamed in a major way for twitting that Pnoy has better things to do than meet Paris Hilton at the Malacanang Palace.

To Paris Hilton's fans who consider her the epitome of beauty, Paris Hilton is faker than Ruffa Mae Quinto breakup with Mikey Arroyo.

Let's see. hair extensions, check. Blue contact lenses to camoulage her naturally brown eyes, check. Wonky eyes, check. Flat ass, check. Humongous feet, check. Baby voice, check. Paris Hilton's got a man-voice. Don't let her fool you.

Georgina Wilson was right. Paris Hilton has no business meeting with Pnoy. The winning Philippine Dragon Boat Federation team presented Pnoy a paddle with the members' signature. What's Paris Hilton going to present to Pnoy? Cooties?

Paris Hilton said she couldn't wait to come back to the Philippines. I hope she does come back again and again. This fake dumb skank will slip up eventually and her Filipino fans will finally see what US bloggers have been blogging about Paris Hilton. Stupid, vapid and fake.

August 5, 2011

Warning! Paris Hilton Is Coming To Manila

Jinkee Pacquiao's new BFF Paris Hilton is coming to Manila on Aug 13 to spread her herpes virus brand among her clueless Pinoy fans.

A local real estate company, Century Properties, is bringing Wonky-eyed Paris Hilton here to work on the design of Beach Club of Azure Urban Resort Residences. Just because Wonks is a great granddaughter of hotelier Conrad Hilton doesn't mean she knows anything about style or design.

This talentless waste of space and oxygen peaked in 2007. She has been replaced by the Kardashians as the No 1 vapid POS on reality television. Wonky's new reality show, The World According to Paris, tanked on its premier and continues to lose viewers.

Don't be duped into buying Paris Hilton-designed real estate. Just look at the Paris Hilton boutique at Resorts World in Paranaque. Nobody is buying, even entering, in that shop because why would anyone buy a brand that is synonymous with vapid, talentless, skank, diseased, attentionwhore and coked addict?

If that's not enough, who want's to wear pink-coloured purses and bags with a picture of fucking Parasite Hilton on it? Waste of your hard-earned pesoses I would say.

Paris Hilton is a has been so she's looking for anybody famous to keep her sinking celebrity status afloat. The Pacquiaos are it, and Jinkee is gullible enough and starstruck enough to fall for it. Jinkee should take time out from her busy plastic surgery schedule to google the dum fuck and see for herself the kind of STD-ridden, coke-addicted celebutard she is attaching her name with.

We should go the way of Japan and ban this dumb skank from entering the country. But this is a shot at the moon because Pinoys love their Hollywood celebrities. Even if that celebrity comes with a Centers for Disease Control and Prevention warning.

July 20, 2011

Amanda Coling, Azkal "Rape Victim" Is Ready for Her Closeup



So I can now see clearly the picture in my mind when I think about the word "mukhang pokpokin" and her name is Amanda Coling.

Amanda Coling is the model who allegedly went with four Azkals players, Simon Greatwich, Jason Sabio, Anton del Rosario and mi amor Neil Etheridge, to the house of team manager Don Palami and got herself gangbanged without her consent. Amanda probably thought they'd be discussing applied physics and how it could help bolster her sagging tits modeling career and open the door for a showbiz career.

Amanda Coling, freelance "model," finally revealed in all her pokpokin glory in one Sunday afternoon, in two showbiz talk shows. Amanda Coling lamented being linked to "Azkals" and "rape" is harming her economically.

According to Amanda Coling, she rejected so many overseas modeling jobs to be able to join the other hos in the FHM victory party for the 100 Sexiest Pinays, only to find out that she's been dropped from the roster. Please, bitch!!!

Bitch is not suffering. She is loving this and anticipating the windfall from her association in this mess. She thinks.

Per Cristy Fermin, bitched asked for a raise in her talent fee for her interview on Paparazzi. Desperate, much? And while bitch was being prepped for her closeup, bitch was chattering away to strangers how dako each of the four Azkal players was and even said she couldn't have slept with them if they were not dako? Shameless whore. Come interview time, all she could say was "no comment."

The latest is that her lawyer posted an official statement on Facebook, asking the Azkals to apologize to Amanda, and all would be forgiven.

What kind of a rape victim is Amanda Coling? Didn't she get the memo that real rape victims get the sads and couldn't get out of bed for months, not gatecrashing FHM's victory party. Rape victims hate their attackers, not wishing them luck on their game with Kuwait. Rape victims don't parade their faces on TV, they parade on TV with blurred faces accompanied by Gabriela. Rape victims sue their attackers and ask for damages, they don't ask for apology. Rape victims have signed affidavits detailing the attack and naming their attackers; they don't make allusions to the rape and their attacker.

Shame on Amanda Coling. If she wants a showbiz career, she should have nailed this role as a rape victim. You need more acting workshops, or you really need the actual experience to have this rape-victim role down path.

Oh, before appearing again on national TV, Amanda Coling should have that chin fixed. Distracting to say the least. And before suing for rape, she should think about suing her plastic surgeon for a botched chin job.

March 16, 2011

Ethel Booba Has Gone Cray Cray


Mar 11 2011 is the day when Japan was hit with a devastating magnitude 9 earthquake and tsunami.

It was also the day Ethel Booba, Ethel Gabison sa totoong buhay, finally revealed herself to be a batshit crazy has-been.

Ethel Booba tried to set her condo unit at Prince June Condominium in Tomas Morato on fire but instead just managed to burn a lampshade and curtains because the sprinklers went off.

Thwarted by a thing called sprinklers! Ethel Booba really can't catch a break, huh?

Since Ethel Booba just needed a little nudge towards cray cray territory, all it took was to find out that her foreigner boyfriend of one year is gay. If this happened to us, there would be some shouting and a little throwing of things. Then we move on.

But since this is Ethel Booba we are talking about, she had to put a lot of melodrama into it to garner attention.

Ethel Booba going crazy I was kinda expecting. But I was expecting she'd go crazy with her former douchebag boyfriend, Alex Crisano.

But what do you know? Ethel Booba remained a loser and Alex Crisano got recruited to play basketball in a Malaysia league. This I found out while browsing though Air Asia's inflight magazine.

Alex Crisano is/was also the endorser for a newly opened health and beauty center. Well, Ethel Booba could maybe land a paying gig endorsing anti-psychotic drugs.

The owner of the condominium decided not to press arson charges against Ethel Booba. All the owner asked was for her leave and pronto.

Anyway, the moral of the story? Make sure there are no sprinklers if you decide you've had enough of life and want the TV set, sofa and dining table to die with you in a fire.

February 9, 2011

Sharon Cuneta On a Warpath Over Billboard..and Hayden Kho?



Does Sharon Cuneta really need to go down the level of moneyger Anabelle Rama? The Megastar? Really?

Sharon is shutting down allegations that her billboard for the weight loss shop Marie France is not her at all - well, the body is not. Well, we all know that shop is involved in putting hips on Angelica Panganiban in all those "men's magazines." However, it was alleged that Sharon's team of photoshoppers took it to the next level by hiring a body model to use in Sharon's billboards.

Sharon says the body is all hers and no epic photoshop trickery went into doing the billboards.

Alright, Sharon. Whatever.

Hayden Kho, of the infamous celebrity sextapes, reminded us that he really is an expert when it comes to natural beauty...coughvickibelocough..when he gave the public his dime's worth on Sharon's billboard.

The attention-whore and fame-whore that Hayden is, he twitted "There's a billboard ad in EDSA developed by advertisers who think consumers are stupid. Guess."

That twit elicited a "ang kapal ng mukha mo" from Sharon herself. Well, Hayden did not mention a specific ad but "we're not stupid, no."

For me this whole thing is a non-issue because I believe whatever Marie France can't do for Sharon liposuction can, okay? And it's a given that Hayden will forever be a perverted attention and fame-seeking goldiggah.

Hayden has refused apologized to Sharon because, you know, he wants to milk this issue for all its worth.

This is another mark from me against Hayden. I was thisclose to forgiving him about not releasing his sex video with Rufa Mae Quinto.

Hayden not apologizing forced Sharon Cuneta not to attend the wedding of John Estrada and whatsherBrazilianface. Because Hayden and his moneybags Vicki Belo were at the event, Sharon made herself scarce. Because of this, my most awaited event of the year - SHARON CUNETA AND GABBY CONCEPCION walking down the aisle again - did not happen. SHARON CUNETA and GABBY CONCEPCION together again! Imagine that!

For that, fuck you, Hayden!

September 11, 2010

Marian Rivera vs Bela Padilla



Bela Padilla, who plays Yumi in the teleserye Endless Love staring Marian Rivera and Dingdong Dantes, is using the oldest trick in the book to catapult her to instant stardom - riding the coattails of someone more famous.

As the story goes, Marian Rivera has been acting like a bitch marking her territory by harassing Bela Padilla on the set of their Endless Love teleserye. The reason is that Bela is getting too close for comfort to Marian's beau Dingdong Dantes in their scenes for Endless Love.

Some of the sweets Marian allegedly reserves only for Bella were: "pangit, "bobo umarte" and "maputi lang."

The incident is not isolated as Marian and gang (that is Nadine Samonte and Jana Dominguez) are also into it, constantly bullying Bela with harsh words.

Allegedly Bela is traumatized and is now too afraid to report on set because of an incident in which Marian locked Bela and herself inside a CR after ordering people inside to go out.

With Marian's face allegedly only inches from Bela's face, Marian uttered, "Ang landi-landi mo! Ang pangit-pangit mo! Kahit kailan, huwag mong iiisipin na mai-insecure ako sa ‘yo! Hindi ka magugustuhan ni Dingdong kasi diring-diri ‘yan kapag may eksena kayo!

I can imagine Marian Rivera saying these exact same words. But is Marian stupid enough or arrogant enough to say these things in front of witnesses? Jury is still out on that one.

May psychology ba si Marian? Insekyora siya to the highest level. If she is confident of Dingdong's love, why the scene?

Marian graduated but never left high school. Fighting with a girl over a boy? C'mon on now. That it so high school. So aside from being an insekyora, cheap pa si Marian.

Marian is just being a true Cavitena - palaban and matapang - in defense of the various negative publicity that she has been involved in in the past. You can only use this defense up to a certain point. As a person goes higher in life - be it social or economic, one has to learn to combine being palaban and matapang with class. In Marian's case, she's nothing but a palengkera and butangera.

Marian is another one of those people with money who can't buy class and breeding. So it seems the girl has left Cavite but Cavite has never left the girl.

September 3, 2010

At Ang Kati Ay Nagsimula Na


Kris Aquino and Makati Mayour Jun Jun Binay were sighted on August 30 shopping at Glorietta 4 in Makati.

In the phone video was taken by a paparazzo for TweetBiz, Kris and Major JunJun were in the company of Kris' sons Joshua and Baby James and Mayor JunJun's maid carrying several shopping bags.

The highlight of this sighting? When Baby James asked his mother dearest, "Is he your boyfriend?" The child was obviously referring to the mayor, not one of the males he saw passed by their group.

Kris was deadma at first but when the son asked the same question again, mother dearest said "hindi ko siya boyfriend."

With this outing with JunJun Binay, seems Kris is not at all bothered that she is coming out as the villainess in the Kris-James marriage mess. It also appears that the itch has started - not from the STD that Kris allegedly got from Joey Marquez - duh!

Joshua, son of Kris by Philip Salvador, was also in the video. Can't we free Joshua from Kris and give him to President Noynoy for adoption. Joshua is the innocent child in all of these mess, he deserves hugs and kisses.

And Kris and her battalion of publicists will spin this as nothing more than a shopping outing between two besties. Watch!

July 30, 2010

Alex Crisano Should Really Tells Us How He Feels About Ethel Booba


All along I thought the MMDA is doing its job declogging Metro Manila of its trash but along comes Alex Crisano and Ethel Booba again. I know. The Who?!

Since I'm pretty sure that I'm the only few who knows of these two, allow me to inform you that they are Trashy and Trashier (I'll let you assign who's who). I know not helpful at all. But it will take this post, another post and probably a third post to detail the shenanigans of this ex-couple.

I say "ex-couple" with a sad face and sadder heart because I believed they should not have broken up at all. You know, just so the trashiness is kept between them.

Looks like there's no reconciliation in sight as Alex said when asked where Ethel is now: "I don’t know, I haven't seen her. Like I said, I’m happy for her because she’s staying away from me. I’m happy that she’s staying away from me. I think we had a lot of misunderstandings. A lot of misexcuse."

Yeah, I too fell and had a whiplash when I read "misexcuse." Aspiring to be the next Webster, Alex?

If his sentence structure is indicative of the state of his personal life, then it's a mess.
Case 1: on being short and bad tempered:

"Oo, kasi lagi namang mag-away. Walang tulog talaga. Gusto ko pagtulog sa bahay, tulog na. Pero pag uwi sa bahay, four o'clock, bukas may game. Siyempre, pagpunta ka ng court, walang tulog, siyempre mainit ang ulo.And I am a changed man now! For you to be able to be successful, you have to change the things you've done in the past.

Case 2: his kids (four in all from three different women) entering showbiz:

"If they wanna do it, I'll be there a hundred ten percent. I will support them whatever they wanna do. I want them to be successful and much more prouder than other people of me."

You know I'm as tolerant as the next person when it comes to grammar, but being forced to read between the lines is where I draw the line. So I suggest before Alex gets any happier or prouder he probably needs to master at least one language.

You may ask why we're Alex and his incoherence surfaced again? Siya lang naman ang new celebrity endorser ng Countours Advanced Face and Body Sculpting Institute.

Any where's Ethel Booba now after accusing Alex of thievery of her personal items?

Back to her old haunts - the comedy bars where she started. On second thought probably not since her former landlord who's hunting her for unpaid rent will know where to look first.

June 28, 2010

James Yap and Kris Aquino: It's Over!


On the Buzz on Sunday, June 27, Kris Aquino said that on her part, her marriage to James Yap is over.

If you cried about your last appearance on your show more than the end of your marriage, then it is indeed over.

Kris did not say why she and James are ending their marriage but, of course, speculations abound.

#1 James asked Kris to help his sister, who is a nurse, to secure a US visa and a job abroad. Kris allegedly responded "we don't use connections to gain favors."

#2 - James wanted to visit a relative in Negros who is not a supporter of President Noynoy. Kris apparently got mad and did not permit James to go.

#3 - The relationship between James and Joshua, Kris' son with Phillip Salvador, has gotten cold, making Kris hate her husband even more.

According to people close to James, there is no third party involved and that the reason for the break up of their marriage is a family thing.

James' whorish ways aside, I think Kris, sooner or later, is bound to emasculate her boyfriend or husband.

A remember a blind item I read about a celebrity couple who is in a showroom buying a new car. A wife can't say "ito na lang ang piliin mo, ako naman ang magbabayad eh" and expect your husband to worship at your feet even if you are a martyr's daughter, a former president's daughter, a sitting president's youngest sister and a multi-millionaire in your own right.

The legal issues relating to their marriage is now being processed, so apparently the new baby and the church wedding Kris talked about shortly after her mom, Cory Aquino, died is also out the window?

I'm still on the fence on this issue. For now I'll just say James deserves better and Kris deserves better. In short, di sila bagay. They would be just right for other people. Maybe Kris and Chavit Singson?

June 21, 2010

Marian Rivera Snubs Mocha



At first I thought Marian Rivera has sworn off mocha flavored cakes, ice cream, coffee, etc. Is she crazy?!

But then I was shown the light and I found that the Mocha being referenced in the article is a person.

Then my next question was "Who is she? And after that I asked "Why do we care?"

After I googled the dumb fuck I learned that Mocha is a club singer whose claim to fame is declaring that she likes both the peen and the punane. In short she's bisexual. Okay. Then what?

NOBODY cares except the men's magazine readers and club goers who salivate on the thought of female on female action.

Now Mocha is telling Marian Rivera snubbed her inside an elevator on their way to a corporate show.

Mocha tells that Marian was her girl crush. "Was" as in former because she got her feelings hurt due to Marian mistaken her for trash inside the elevator.

As we all know not everything is what they appear. The story goes deeper than a random case of snubbing. You see, Mocha guested on Family Feud, the game show on GMA 7 hosted by Dingdong Dantes and kissed Marian's bf full on the lips. I would have kicked Mocha's ass if I were Marian.

But wait, Marian's manager has come out and said Marian said hello to Mocha. Ummm, an attention whore and a lie teller.

This press release is a major fail. Mocha, you are either a lesbian or a famewhore. You can't have have it both ways!

On to the next attention whore!

March 15, 2010

Leave Kris Aquino Alone!



Kris Aquino's cry fest in last Sunday's (Mar 14) The Buzz was laaame.

The crying started after the airing of Ruffa Gutierrez farewell video. Of course, we all know the whole story about Kris Aquino's tactlessness, Ruffa's abrupt exit from their TV show The Buzz and Anabelle Rama's subsequent verbal diarrhea.

Who believes Anabelle Rama? Who does she influence? The handful of showbiz reporters in her pocket? If you are an intelligent voter, you will not based your vote on an issue as major as the Philippine presidency on a person's incoherent tirade and who keeps a secret voodoo room in her mansion. Bottom line: Did Anabelle Rama or any of her children finished college? I'm not being a snob. I'm just saying.

As for Kris, I was LMAO watching her crying jag. It's mean, I know, but every time she pouts or grimace I imagine her trying to pass has, a very big one, and she's not succeeding.

We've heard and read all there is to hear and read about Kris Aquino and the scandals she got involved with over the years. The Ruffa-Anabelle vs Kris Aquino is just a lint, an insignificant one at that. It doesn't warrant Kris leaving The Buzz for good (and leaving Boy Abunda? OMG)

OMG! Was the crying necessary as well as the threat to take a leave of absence? A fight with Ruffa Gutierrez is nothing. How many scandals and controversies has Kris Aquino got involved in? I would have taken a leave of absence from life if it got out that I had contracted a sexually transmitted disease from a man who is not my husband and who himself is married to someone else.

So suck it up, you attention whore!

February 23, 2010

Will We Be Seeing Less of Kris Aquino?


Not because she’s in coma or something after her unfortunately fall, but because her scenes in her daily soap “Kung Tayo’s Magkakalayo” will be lessened “allegedly.”

If y’all are interested in Kris Aquino’s accident, here’s what happened. “Queen Of All Media” and “Whore for Attention” Kris Aquino was confined at the Makati Medical Center with “cerebral and labyrinthine concussion secondary to fall” after slipping in her bathroom in the early hours of Friday, Feb 19.

If any of you are worried, worry not. I’m sure Kris is fine if she was able to twit about her accident and keep updating it.

Here’s her Twitter entries:

"My gosh! Super exhaustion and my lack of balance while scrubbing my legs, I slipped in the shower. Super banged my head around 1:30 AM..." sabi sa post ni Kris.

"...So stayed up till 3 a.m. because not supposed to sleep after a bad untog! I’m still dizzy today."

"Our family doc, Dr Aye Nuguid, will check on me tonight. Still feeling dizzy. He wants to be sure I don’t have a concussion."

"Last tweet till I’m better. Forcing myself to update you all. I suffered a concussion. Cerebral and inner ear. Must’ve fallen that hard..."

Kris’last post that day: "Had CT scan. My BP shot up to 180/100. Confined next 3 nights. Good night. Will rest, promise."

Still not convinced? Kris Aquino had already spoken in her entertainment show “The Buzz” via phone patch and to every other entertainment shows, TV news programs and print media that have picked up the story.

According to Kris, she was super tired, hence the slip.

If I were that bone tired, I’d just my teeth and just go to sleep. A little dirt won’t hurt.

Apparently it didn’t occur to Kris to leave the shower for tomorrow. But if she was so concerned with dirt, she could have douse herself with Downey antibacterial fabric softener the next day and let it soak for at least 30 minutes.

Now, in unrelated news, the story line of “Kung Tayo’y Magkakalayo” will not focus so much on Kris Aquino but on Kim Chui and Gerald Anderson. I say not related news because the shift in story line has nothing to do with Kris Aquino being overexposed or Kris Aquino having permanent head damage from her accident.

The reason is that the teleserye’s ratings are going down because there are fewer and fewer viewers who can ignore Kris Aquino’s acting.

We all know Kris Aquino has the same facial expression whether the scene is happy, sad or scary – constipated. Come to think of it even her photos in print look like it’s been days – if you get my drift.

So the writers’ may be on to something there. If Kris Aquino is turning off viewers, let Kim Chui and Gerald Anderson be the focus because, you, know, the mighty Kimeralds could probably bully local audiences from tuning in again. That’s how delusional – powerful they are in their minds.

July 15, 2009

Freddie Aguilar Agrees That Filipinos Are Monkeys


Last week, Freddie Aguilar made a last ditch effort to stay relevant. He commented that Pinoy talents who are making waves in the US like Charice Pempengco and Arnel Pineda proved what Mariah Carey said about Filipinos being monkeys. He was referring to Pinoy talents not having their own identities and imitating foreign singers.

Freddie Aguilar was criticized for calling Filipinos monkeys, but he was quick to clarify that it wasn’t him who called Charice monkey, but foreign singers like Mariah Carey.


Semantics, Freddie. I can’t fault Freddie Aguilar for his comments because as I am found of saying, “opinions are like assholes; everybody has one.” Own up to what you said because it amounted to same thing. I also can’t find anything wrong with saying those bitchy comments on the occasion of the opening of your music bar. Free publicity! I think Freddie succeeded because I can’t remember the last time Freddie Aguilar stayed this long in the media spotlight Score one for team Freddie!

Of course, Gary Valenciano and Arnel Pineda have weighed in on Freddie’s high opinions of his talents. Basically, what they said was boring and not worth repeating. “Grow some balls and hurt Freddie’s feelings as well,” is what I would tell them if I see them. But since I’m always in front of the PC, I’ll just type those words here.

But I like the comments made by Gary Valenciano’s son, Gab Valenciano. He said, “may be he’s {Freddie} just jealous.” LOL Typical of his generation. “You’re just jelly cause I’m better than you are..blah, blah.”

Freddie made specific comments about Charice having had the opportunity to sing on Oprah and in a concert with Celine Dion but she still chose to sing Whitney and Celine songs. I’m simple minded but even I know if an artist like Charice is just starting out, she can’t demand what types of songs she sings.

Never mind, Freddie. I’m sure Charice and her stagemother are busy counting their millions and living in style in their dream house in Cavite.

I read that Freddie’s song, “Anak,” which I think is his only claim to fame (I might be wrong, though), has been translated in many languages. Isn’t that done to give a song global appeal? Freddie might say it’s not the same thing. Fine!

By the way, Freddie also proposed changing the last line of our national anthem Bayang Magiliw “Lupang Hinirang.” He wants the ending to be just “…buhay ay langit sa piling mo” and the line “ang mamatay ng dahil sa iyo” be removed and changed to “buhay ay langit sa piling mo.” His reason and I quote “eh di kayo na lang ang mamatay, ako ayaw ko.”

So Freddie, if it involves death, let others do it. Ninoy Aquino is rolling in his grave right now; rolling his eyes and giving you a killing side-eye. Is Freddie sure he’s not after royalties if his lyrics replace the old line of the national anthem?

Let’s bid Freddie good luck on his quest. When pig’s fly. When hell freezes over. Those are likely to happen first before the stalwart sentinels at the National Historic Institute let him mess with our precious Bayang Magiliw. He should have a talk with Martin Nieverra.