Amanda Coling, Azkal "Rape Victim" Is Ready for Her Closeup

So I can now see clearly the picture in my mind when I think about the word "mukhang pokpokin" and her name is Amanda Coling.

Amanda Coling is the model who allegedly went with four Azkals players, Simon Greatwich, Jason Sabio, Anton del Rosario and mi amor Neil Etheridge, to the house of team manager Don Palami and got herself gangbanged without her consent. Amanda probably thought they'd be discussing applied physics and how it could help bolster her sagging tits modeling career and open the door for a showbiz career.

Amanda Coling, freelance "model," finally revealed in all her pokpokin glory in one Sunday afternoon, in two showbiz talk shows. Amanda Coling lamented being linked to "Azkals" and "rape" is harming her economically.

According to Amanda Coling, she rejected so many overseas modeling jobs to be able to join the other hos in the FHM victory party for the 100 Sexiest Pinays, only to find out that she's been dropped from the roster. Please, bitch!!!

Bitch is not suffering. She is loving this and anticipating the windfall from her association in this mess. She thinks.

Per Cristy Fermin, bitched asked for a raise in her talent fee for her interview on Paparazzi. Desperate, much? And while bitch was being prepped for her closeup, bitch was chattering away to strangers how dako each of the four Azkal players was and even said she couldn't have slept with them if they were not dako? Shameless whore. Come interview time, all she could say was "no comment."

The latest is that her lawyer posted an official statement on Facebook, asking the Azkals to apologize to Amanda, and all would be forgiven.

What kind of a rape victim is Amanda Coling? Didn't she get the memo that real rape victims get the sads and couldn't get out of bed for months, not gatecrashing FHM's victory party. Rape victims hate their attackers, not wishing them luck on their game with Kuwait. Rape victims don't parade their faces on TV, they parade on TV with blurred faces accompanied by Gabriela. Rape victims sue their attackers and ask for damages, they don't ask for apology. Rape victims have signed affidavits detailing the attack and naming their attackers; they don't make allusions to the rape and their attacker.

Shame on Amanda Coling. If she wants a showbiz career, she should have nailed this role as a rape victim. You need more acting workshops, or you really need the actual experience to have this rape-victim role down path.

Oh, before appearing again on national TV, Amanda Coling should have that chin fixed. Distracting to say the least. And before suing for rape, she should think about suing her plastic surgeon for a botched chin job.

The "Model" In the Azkals Rape Scandal

The freelance "model" implicated in the rape claims against four members of the Azkals National Football Team, Simon Greatwich, Anton del Rosario, Jason Sabio and mi amor Neil Etheridge, has come out of obscurity to shout harassment over her name being linked to the rape scandal.

But wait. The reveal is not yet complete because viewers got to see only the tree stumps she calls legs on the first day and then her blurred face the next day. So we know how the script will progress, right? She'll be ready for her closeup after her coaching lessons from her "lawyer" is complete.

You always want to feel for the victim of rape, but man, this chick is taking too long. File a complaint already. The semen samples are getting stale already, or are there?

This chick is being all kinds of shifty because her gripe to the media is not about the rape allegation but the involvement of her name in the rape scandal, saying she got dropped from an FHM gig because of it. Trying to extend your 15 minutes?

In her latest outing, this chick showed up in the FHM gig from which she was fired to support "her girls" in their dance number. Please, bitch! You know hundreds of people and media are going to be there. If you don't want further harassment, you sit your ass home and cheer "your girls" in your mind.

Until this chick comes up with concrete and believable charges, then she's just a famewhore and attentionwhore trying to bask in the beauty and perfection that is mi amor Neil Etheridge.

The Azkals Did Not Rape Anybody!

That's what Azkals team officials are saying, that team members Jason Sabio, Simon Greatwich, Anton del Rosario most especially, the 6'6" all over wonder Neil Etheridge, did not have unlawful sex with that woman, an unnamed Filipina woman, in the house of team manager Don Palami.

The allegations came from a shady mothef**ker by the name of Paul Weiler in an e-mail report.

Players Anton del Rosario, Jason Sabio and especially Simon Greatwich were involved and recorded the incident also via video cam (Jason Sabio was the one holding camera). Neil Etheridge and his very best friend Simon Greatwich did rape the woman and it seems happened in a villa/house of general manager Dan Palami (who seems not know about what happened in his house and was not there). Master mind's of this sex violence idea seems Anton del Rosario .. so far I know he did not rape the woman but pushed the others to do it.

Weiler says he's a German football coach and a former consultant for the Philippine Football Federation. The motive of this Weiler character is kind of suspect because he apparently he was told "No" when he applied for a certain job with the Team Azkals organization.

As for the players implicated in this rape allegations, I ask if these players really need to rape a woman to get their regular fix of sexy times. "Tindig palang, ano ba?!"

Take for example, mi amor Neil. Look at that 6'6" all over fine specimen of man. Have you ever beheld such beauty and perfection?

But let it not be said that I'm not championing women's causes, so let us wait for the alleged victim to air her side of the story.

If it's true that mi amor Neil did this, then it would be time to dismantle my little Neil Etheridge shrine. But before doing that, I'd probably go like this:

Angelica Panganiban vs Fan Over Azkal Phil Younghusband

With Angelica Panganiban's twitter war with Claudine Barretto still fresh in our minds (blog posts here and here), here comes another twitter catfight - this time with an avid, or should I say rabid, fan of Azkal Football team striker Phil Younghusband.

What started it all? A twit from Angelica Panganiban that said: (IamAnglicaP) "Si Phil may indie film..Akala ko ba football player siya? (lahat na lang artista na... sad)"

It was followed by: "Masama. Sana magfocus na lang silang lahat sa football. Para sa pinas kasi yun. After na lang ng tourny mag artista."

A fan took Angelica Panganiban twits as a diss to his/her beloved Phil Younghusband and so for the next few minutes, or hours maybe, both Angelica and the fan traded twitter messages. What can I say but those are minutes/hours you can never get back.

I was Team Angelica! even before knowing that she just meant famewhore Phil Younghusband shouldn't be doing an indie film while doing football.

The exchange between Angelica Panganiban and the fan got heated to a point where the words "estupida" "boba' and "i-bj na lang si Derek" came up - from the fan to Angelica.

Angelica Panganiban was getting a kick out of the exchange of twitter messages up until that point. The next twitter message from Angelica went out to her lawyer. And up until that point I was Team Angelica!.

I'm pretty sure it was not Angelica's first time to hear being referred to as estupida and boba. So I could also assume she took offense to the words "i-bj na lang si Derek." Isn't Angelica proud of blowing Derek? A lot of gays and a good portion of the female population would love to trade places with her.

I don't believe Angelica and Derek just hold hands in the many unchaperoned trips that they have taken together. A textbook hypocrite is what Angelica Panganiban is.

As for suing the famewhore Phil Younghusband fan, good luck with that. It's in a lawyer's best interest to advise a client to go ahead with a lawsuit. That's how they make money - frivolous lawsuit or not.