Jake Ejercito is the Real Father of Andie Eigenman's Baby

A few years ago people were wondering "Who is the real father of Andie Eigenmann's baby?" 

There were more than one candidate - one was denying he was the one and the other was conspicuously silent.

Now the truth is out, or more precisely someone close to Eigenmann spilled the beand, the father is none other than Jake Ejercito - yes, one of the sons of Jueteng King and now Manila Mayor Joseph Estrada.

Now the paternity shouldn't have been that big of a deal, except Andie Eigenmann and her mother, Jaclyn Jose, were so sure that it was another actor, Albie Casino, was the real father because he was the boyfriend when the baby was conceived.

Albie Casino denied it, and he's blooming showbiz career was torpedoed.

Now that tea has been spilled, Andie Eigenmann has issued an official statement that is sort-of confirming that it is indeed true (just read between the lines), Jaclyn Jose is mum on the issue and Albie and family are being strategically generous in their forgiveness of mistaken identity.

Moral of the story: For the women, if your vajayjay (whatever the technical term is) entertained more than one visitor during that critical time of conception, don't be hasty when naming a name. Get thee to the nearest DNA testing center, or if your cheap just wait to see who your child resembles. Yes, you'd be labelled a slut, so what?! If you're going to be a slut, do it right.

Another moral of the story: Be circumspect; be careful of your words, there are people who listen to podcasrs. Andie Eigenman's half-sister made the revelation during DJ Mo's podcast. Yes, there are people who listens to him, so someone picked up that juicy tidbit.

Paolo Bediones Sex Video Scandal Part II

As promised, here is the second part of the Paolo Bediones sex video scandal. In late July 2014, the interwebs exploded with the sex video scandal of TV5 executive and news anchor, and scion of the Marcos political clan, Paolo Bediones. There was a promise (or threats?) of a second and third video and here we are.

The Part II of the Paolo Bediones sex video was uploaded Aug 15, yesterday.  I don't know from what rock I was hiding because I wasn't aware. Or maybe because the news wasn't as hot and shocking when the news of the first video first leaked.

TV Host Paolo Bediones Has a Sex Video - UPDATE (Link, Link, Link ;P)

Paolo Bediones sex video image

UPDATE: and here's a link.  https://www.facebook.com/pages/Paolo-Bediones-Sex-Video-Scandal/309810275858892

I hope it stays. Good luck!

The Internet and social media is abuzz with whispers that TV 5 Host Paolo Bediones has a sex video that has been uploaded and is now making the rounds of the Interwebs.

Paolo Bediones has joined the illustrious (ehem, ehem) ranks of Hayden Kho, Chito Miranda and Wally Bayola. I was able to watch Hayden Kho with Maricar Reyes, thanks to Mr Google and my passable typing and spelling skills. I didn’t watch Chito Miranda and Wally Bayola – they are chaka and I have my celebrity sex scandal standards after all.

Denise Cornejo: What I Like About Her

This latenight-booty-call-gone-wrong headline news is all over the newspapers, afternoon news and primetime news. Bong Revilla is one lucky SOB because once again a scandal broke out to eclipse the theatrics that was Bong Revilla's privilege speech a few weeks back.

Anyhoo, I'm not rehashing all that has happened. We have newspapers and youtube for that. I'm writing to wax poetic about the three things I like about Denise Cornejo: her middle name, Millinet; her before and after physical transformation; her mouth; and her being a motivational speaker.

The Never Ending Saga of the Tulfo vs Raymart, Claudine Brawl at NAIA 3

Aksyon on TV 5 showed the most recent video from the Thrilla in NAIA featuring celebrity couple Raymart  Santiago and Claudine Barretto vs broadcast journalist Mon Tulfo.

While not exactly the first part of the brawl that the celebrity couple is asking people from the crime scene to produce, it's not exactly showing the celebrity couple and their group in a good light either.




According to Mon Tulfo on The Buzz, the scene was immediately after the main event of the brawl, so to speak.

I thought that if you've just come out of vacation, you'd be chill. Claudine's group just came from Boracay, but the man in the pink shirt is all over Mon Tulfo like Jason Ivler in a road rage. This man needs anger management or a stint in jail where he is very likely to think twice before getting mad at someone looked at him wrong.

I think it was not Claudine's kids' medicines, but Claudine's medicines that were inside the checked in luggage left behind. I get that it's normal to get angry when the airline messes with your pleasure time and to bitch at the unfortunate person on the customer service desk. But I don't get continuing to act like an asshole after you've said your piece to the desk person. Just think about it like this: the desk person will not suddenly  grow wings and fly back to Kalibo to fetch your luggage. The desk person wishes she can magically make your luggage appear just to shut you up.

I don't  know how Claudine makes her living acting in show business when she can't even fake-smile like a normal fucked up person in trying situations. Claudine is obviously off her rocker and should not be out of the house without her minders and her meds.

Raymart and Claudine have been into all sorts of scandals since they wed. Bank trouble, marital cheating, brawls, etc. You think the ghost of Rico Yan (RIP) is still haunting them? Just me?Okay.

Mo Twister and Rhian Ramos - Theirs Could Have Been the Most Romantic Love Stories of our Time

Instead, an aborted baby broke them up; Rhian Ramos might as well put a big letter A on her forehead; and Mo Twister, well, he can't get over it.

Mo Twister and Rhian Ramos's love story could have been the most romantic of our time; beauty and the beast against all odds. But it wasn’t meant to be.

Mo has left for New York-finally- and dating someone new. Rhian has a new boyfriend-the son of Senator Panfilo Lacson, Jeric.

Could it be that Rhian is attempting to usurp Aiko Melendez's title as "babaeng walang pahinga-sa lalake?"

It wasn't long ago that Rhian allegedly aborted her baby and it wasn't long ago that he broke up with Mo. Isn't there supposed to be a phase were she should have gotten the sads pretty bad considering how traumatic her relationship was? Wasn't Rhian suppose to hate all men, at least for a while, considering Mo allegedly threatened her and her loved ones when she attempted to break off with him?

It seems Rhian is not afflicted with the same emotions as we mortals do. Life goes on for her, which is good for her, but bad for her PR. Girl, you're supposed to appear like you really care!

Anyway, Rhian's career via nepotism is at risk. Her interview with Pia Guanio was a major FAIL. Rhian appeared sans makeup in a simple long-sleeved shirt, with her hair simply tuck behind her hears. All it did was reveal the fact that Rhian really has BIG EARS!

Much has been said about Rhian being the VICTIM in all of these, but I never heard Pia Guanio even saying the word "abortion." There's this big white elephant in the room and nobody is taking notice of it. Pia Guanio is useless as an interviewer; she'd do better being a reader of entertainment news.

Rhian's on a few weeks break. Well, kailangan talaga ni Rhian na pagpahingahin ang matris nya. Oh, wait….

Viral Video of Mo Twister Confessing Rhian Ramos' Abortion

Two days after Mo Twister bid showbiz goodbye to start a new life in New York City, someone uploaded on YouTube a video of him talking about the life-changing event that landed him on the therapist's office. GUILT is what it is.

So Mo Twister confessed that he and his ex Rhian Ramos went to Singapore in 2010 to abort their baby. While still here, Mo refused to confirm the allusions to abortion in his Twitter and Tumblr page. That's because the legal wolves of Rhian's family and GMA Network were waiting for him to drop the "A" word.

The rumour is that the abortion was bad enough for Mo Twister, but Rhian Ramos got pregnant again and decided to again abort the baby without Mo's knowledge, and well, consent. By this time also, Mo got wind of Rhian's two-timing ways. Rhian was seeing another guy and got pregnant again by who, only Rhian knows.

The abortion issue, I leave it up to Rhian, Mo and their maker. It's not for me to judge. You do what you know would be good for your body and soul. What I am finding hard to fathom is why the unplanned pregnancy -- at this day and age?!

Rhian and Mo are not ignorant and are not without resources. Contraceptives, anyone? I doubt Rhian is averse to contraceptives due to religious beliefs because she went ahead with the abortion, right?

My last question is, will GMA, the Kapuso Network, air Mo Twister's video that has gone viral in so short a time? After all, they are GMA, Walang kinikilingan. Walang pinoprotektahan. Walang kasinungalingan. Serbisyong totoo lamang.

KC Concepcion Confirms Split with Piolo Pascual

The KC Concepcion/Piolo Pascual romance is no more according to KC herself.

KC Concepcion confirmed what a lot of people already know: she and Piolo Pascual have broken up. This is not the usual breakup of a popular celebrity couple because everybody wants to know whether real reason behind the breakup is because Piolo Pascual is GAY.

KC's interview with Boy Abunda on The Buzz is the vaguest you can imagine. But since most of us are good at reading between the lines, putting two and two together, we know WHY the relationship broke up.

For the unfortunate few fans who are still under the illusion that Piolo Pascual is straight and he will marry you someday, here's my straight-to-the-point translation of what KC Concepcion wanted to say but can't.

KC: "May mga hinahanap ako na basic lang na hahanapin ng isang babae sa isang boyfriend, sa isang lalaki.

WHAT KC REALLY MEANS: "Gusto ko ng romance, hug, kiss or sex kaya. Kaso I don't have the right sexual organ."

KC: "Kahit may mga times na hindi ko siya maintindihan, tinanggap ko kasi sinasabi sa akin ng mga kaibigan namin na personality niya yun.

WHAT KC REALLY MEANS: "Nagfa face powder si Piolo, nagli-lipstick pa. Nakikipag-agawan pa siya sa akin minsan. Hindi ko maintindihan kung bakit pero sabi ng mga friends naming ganun talaga ang hilig ng bakla."

KC: "May mga bagay na hindi ko na kayang lunukin, hindi ko na kaya yun tanggapin..."

WHAT KC REALLY MEANS: "okay lang na nagme make-up siya, pero nahuli ko siya sa kama nakatalukbong ng kumot na may katabi. Hindi ko na kinaya kasi akala ko babae, yun pala lalaki."

KC: "Ayoko pong sagutin, Tito Boy [kung may third party involved]."

WHAT KC REALLY MEANS: Please refer to my previous statement.

KC: "Ewan ko kung bakit, paanong nangyari yung pain, at saka yung sama ng loob naging galit. Na talagang nagugulat din ako kasi first time ko rin na parang napapamura na rin ako. Hindi naman ako ganon, and bigla na lang akong maiiyak kasi hindi pala ako okay. "And then siya [Piolo], natatawa lang siya kapag nakikita kong ini-interview siya, idadaan lang niya sa joke."

WHAT KC REALLY MEANS: "Piolo is not just into me."

KC: "Tito Boy, naniniwala naman ako na pag sinasabi ni PJ na minahal niya ako, naniniwala naman ako na meron namang katotohanan iyon. Pero, masakit man sabihin, hindi ako yung, siguro nag-fail din ako dahil hindi ako yung kailangan niya sa buhay niya. Or, hindi ako yung hinahanap niya sa buhay niya. And hindi...hindi ko mabigay sa kanya yung kailangan niya.

WHAT KC REALLY MEANS: "Tito Boy, hindi ako ang kailangan ni Piolo dahil ang kailangan nya ay LALAKI. Hindi ko maibigay ang kailangan nya dahil ang preference nya ay etits, hindi keps."

KC: [On her one wish] "Na makahanap talaga ako ng true love!"

WHAT KC REALLY MEANS: "Na makahanap talaga ako ng tunay na LALAKI!"

If that doesn't convince you, then watch Sharon Cuneta give a laugh, a non-laugh as in not amused, when asked by Cristy Fermin on Paparazzi if the split between her daughter KC and Piolo Pascual is because Piolo is gay.

Amanda Coling, Azkal "Rape Victim" Is Ready for Her Closeup

So I can now see clearly the picture in my mind when I think about the word "mukhang pokpokin" and her name is Amanda Coling.

Amanda Coling is the model who allegedly went with four Azkals players, Simon Greatwich, Jason Sabio, Anton del Rosario and mi amor Neil Etheridge, to the house of team manager Don Palami and got herself gangbanged without her consent. Amanda probably thought they'd be discussing applied physics and how it could help bolster her sagging tits modeling career and open the door for a showbiz career.

Amanda Coling, freelance "model," finally revealed in all her pokpokin glory in one Sunday afternoon, in two showbiz talk shows. Amanda Coling lamented being linked to "Azkals" and "rape" is harming her economically.

According to Amanda Coling, she rejected so many overseas modeling jobs to be able to join the other hos in the FHM victory party for the 100 Sexiest Pinays, only to find out that she's been dropped from the roster. Please, bitch!!!

Bitch is not suffering. She is loving this and anticipating the windfall from her association in this mess. She thinks.

Per Cristy Fermin, bitched asked for a raise in her talent fee for her interview on Paparazzi. Desperate, much? And while bitch was being prepped for her closeup, bitch was chattering away to strangers how dako each of the four Azkal players was and even said she couldn't have slept with them if they were not dako? Shameless whore. Come interview time, all she could say was "no comment."

The latest is that her lawyer posted an official statement on Facebook, asking the Azkals to apologize to Amanda, and all would be forgiven.

What kind of a rape victim is Amanda Coling? Didn't she get the memo that real rape victims get the sads and couldn't get out of bed for months, not gatecrashing FHM's victory party. Rape victims hate their attackers, not wishing them luck on their game with Kuwait. Rape victims don't parade their faces on TV, they parade on TV with blurred faces accompanied by Gabriela. Rape victims sue their attackers and ask for damages, they don't ask for apology. Rape victims have signed affidavits detailing the attack and naming their attackers; they don't make allusions to the rape and their attacker.

Shame on Amanda Coling. If she wants a showbiz career, she should have nailed this role as a rape victim. You need more acting workshops, or you really need the actual experience to have this rape-victim role down path.

Oh, before appearing again on national TV, Amanda Coling should have that chin fixed. Distracting to say the least. And before suing for rape, she should think about suing her plastic surgeon for a botched chin job.

The "Model" In the Azkals Rape Scandal

The freelance "model" implicated in the rape claims against four members of the Azkals National Football Team, Simon Greatwich, Anton del Rosario, Jason Sabio and mi amor Neil Etheridge, has come out of obscurity to shout harassment over her name being linked to the rape scandal.

But wait. The reveal is not yet complete because viewers got to see only the tree stumps she calls legs on the first day and then her blurred face the next day. So we know how the script will progress, right? She'll be ready for her closeup after her coaching lessons from her "lawyer" is complete.

You always want to feel for the victim of rape, but man, this chick is taking too long. File a complaint already. The semen samples are getting stale already, or are there?

This chick is being all kinds of shifty because her gripe to the media is not about the rape allegation but the involvement of her name in the rape scandal, saying she got dropped from an FHM gig because of it. Trying to extend your 15 minutes?

In her latest outing, this chick showed up in the FHM gig from which she was fired to support "her girls" in their dance number. Please, bitch! You know hundreds of people and media are going to be there. If you don't want further harassment, you sit your ass home and cheer "your girls" in your mind.

Until this chick comes up with concrete and believable charges, then she's just a famewhore and attentionwhore trying to bask in the beauty and perfection that is mi amor Neil Etheridge.

The Azkals Did Not Rape Anybody!

That's what Azkals team officials are saying, that team members Jason Sabio, Simon Greatwich, Anton del Rosario most especially, the 6'6" all over wonder Neil Etheridge, did not have unlawful sex with that woman, an unnamed Filipina woman, in the house of team manager Don Palami.

The allegations came from a shady mothef**ker by the name of Paul Weiler in an e-mail report.

Players Anton del Rosario, Jason Sabio and especially Simon Greatwich were involved and recorded the incident also via video cam (Jason Sabio was the one holding camera). Neil Etheridge and his very best friend Simon Greatwich did rape the woman and it seems happened in a villa/house of general manager Dan Palami (who seems not know about what happened in his house and was not there). Master mind's of this sex violence idea seems Anton del Rosario .. so far I know he did not rape the woman but pushed the others to do it.

Weiler says he's a German football coach and a former consultant for the Philippine Football Federation. The motive of this Weiler character is kind of suspect because he apparently he was told "No" when he applied for a certain job with the Team Azkals organization.

As for the players implicated in this rape allegations, I ask if these players really need to rape a woman to get their regular fix of sexy times. "Tindig palang, ano ba?!"

Take for example, mi amor Neil. Look at that 6'6" all over fine specimen of man. Have you ever beheld such beauty and perfection?

But let it not be said that I'm not championing women's causes, so let us wait for the alleged victim to air her side of the story.

If it's true that mi amor Neil did this, then it would be time to dismantle my little Neil Etheridge shrine. But before doing that, I'd probably go like this:

Who Is The Father of Andi Eigenmann's Baby?

Andi Eigenmann attempted to put idle speculations about the name of her baby daddy to rest by posting this message on her Twitter:

For your better understanding, I've only had one boyfriend before Jake whom I've only been seeing for the past 2 months. Therefore, Jake cannot be the said ex-boyfriend whom everyone has been talking about.

So then, is the father Albie Casino? The message didn't say outright, so the guessing game continues.

The twit said the bf before Jake Ejercito, so that would be Albie. But then Andi's mother, Jaclyn Jose said the father is Andi's first bf. Albie is not Andi's first bf, so then?

Confused? I am too.

Why can't Andi just type the name already? Is that too much too ask? Just type A-L-B-I-E, if you're so worried about the 150-character limit on Twitter. Just a name and we will get it.

Now I have to wait til Sunday for the Buzz because you know and I know they will be all over this mess.

I need Toni Gonzaga to confirm the baby daddy's name in the name of public service, her words, not mine. And here I thought the things that Mel Tiangco is doing at GMA Kapuso Foundation to serve the disadvantage is what is called public service.

Derek Ramsey Is A Married Man?

Gabriela has found a mascot major advocate for the divorce bill--DEREK RAMSEY!

Derek Ramsey is still trying to extend his 15 minutes by refusing to categorically say YES or NO on the issue of whether he is already married.

TV Patrol showed a marriage certificate showing Derek Ramsey, 26, married Marie Christine Jolly, 21, on April 3, 2002 in Bulacan.

Derek Ramsey underestimated the zealousness of ABS-CBN in one-upping its rival networks, TV5 and GMA-7. He probably never imagined that his own studio would out him for the sake of ratings and news exclusivity. As Manny Pacquiao said, "now you know."

The personal matter, as Derek called it in his exclusive interview with Ginger Conejero, is now in the hands of his lawyers. Translation, the marriage is in the process being annulled.

Derek will be talking about the "personal matter" in the coming months, hopefully with a reporter from either GMA-7 or TV5, just to beat ABS-CBN at their own game.

Derek was accompanied by her territorial supportive girlfriend Angelica Panganiban in the interview.

I wonder if Angelica was in the know of Derek's civil status from the beginning, or she found out just as we, the public, did.

Angelica was probably still under the illusion that her bf is the country's most sought after bachelor when she was bitch fighting with Erich Gonzales, who allegedly went out on a date with Derek.

Unbeknown to Angelica she was was in the same league as Gretchen Baretto, mistress extraordinaire, when they were fighting over single, beefcake Derek. Laughable.

Lastly, I never thought Derek was in his late 20s. Bitch is 35 years old and it shows.

Andi Eigenmann Is Pregnant

After weeks of deafening silence from Andie Eigenman's camp, her mother, actress Jaclyn Jose, confirmed that indeed the star of Agua Bendita is almost 5 months pregnant.

I can't imagine this happening to Agua, but Bendita is another matter. Slut!

Jaclyn asked people not to judge, but she probably wishes the RH bill had been passed yesterday, rather than still languishing in Congress.

A blind item about a certain talented, young actress being pushed to be the next big star who is currently pregnant made the rounds of tabloids and blogs, but Andi Eigenmann never crossed my mind.

Talented and the next big star threw me off because I never associated those adjectives to Andi Eigenmann. Okay, my bad!

If we think that the confirmation of Andi Eigenmann's pregnancy is the end of it, think again. Local showbiz is still abuzz with the name of Andi's baby daddy --her first boyfriend.

The name of teen star Albie Casino is being put out there, but Albie and Andie are said to have broken up months and months before before Andi got pregnant. For you, for me, Albie is still in the running towards becoming the father of Andi's baby because the two could have engaged in a farewell fuck and created a baby.

Another candidate is Jake Ejercito, the son of Joseph Estrada and Laarni Enriquez. Jake Ejercito took to Twitter to deny he's the father, saying he's not Andi's first boyfriend. I tend to lean towards Jake as the culprit just because he's a progeny of Erap Estrada, but I think Jake entered the picture when Andi is already pregnant, so Jake has just been eliminated from the race.

I think we can build a season-long quiz show based on the premise "Who Andie Eigenmann's baby's daddy?" Albie Casino himself said he broke up with Andi because she had 10 boyfriends during their relationship. Ten bfs, one potential baby daddy eliminated per episode = 1 season. TV networks should look into that, but I am copyrighting that entire baby daddy mess concept.

Jaclyn Jose asked that her daughter be given a second chance. I'm all for that because I've liked Andi since her chubby days in Pinoy Big Brother Teen Edition. Who would dare hate the first in Phil reality television to use panic attacks to get out of Big Brother's exacting ways. Innovative!

Seriously though, I hope Andi is able to reinvent herself. It's a tall order, but the alternative is being the celebrity endorser of baby diapers, baby food and infant milk.

Iwa Moto Allegedly Committed Suicide But Is Now Fine

GMA Kapuso starlet Iwa Moto allegedly tried to kill herself following a public row with her on-again, off-again non-showbiz boyfriend Mickey Ablan.

At the studio taping of her new TV program, Andres de Saya, Iwa Moto's bf arrived when all of a sudden all hell broke lose after the bf snatched Iwa Moto's cellphone.

When Iwa Moto failed to recover the cellphone, she proceeded to smash the glass on her bf's car, causing her injuries that required a short hospital visit.

Iwa Moto acted out what could have been the greatest performance of her career TV career, or possibly the highlight of her hopefully short-lived showbiz career. Unfortch, it was not a real scene out of a soap opera. Sadder still, there's no video of the whole incident floating around the world wide web.

Following the incident, Iwa Moto and her bf were seen lovey-dovey again in a car.

After her Sunday TV appearance for damage control, Iwa Moto allegedly tried to off herself by slashing her wrists.

Is she serious?

I wanna know how many have died from slashing their wrists? I'm guessing there's probably only a handful of those who got lucky and caught the main artery.

Unless you know your way around the body's network of arteries, a slash to the wrist is not an effective to rest in peace forever.

A slash in the wrist is most likely a call for attention. And Iwa Moto looks like she needs attention badly -- from a therapist.

Her dysfunctional relationship with her bf and her forever starlet status are probably too much to bear emotionally and mentally. heh! The poor girl has an skewed concept of marriage and marital relationship.

Update:

Apparently Iwa Moto was found semi-conscious in her bedroom with vomit all over her bed. Not sure what she ingested but it's not a silver cleaning solution that's for sure.

Aiko Melendez Sued by Ex-Boyfriend Patrick Meneses

Aiko Melendez is facing a court battle with her ex-boyfriend, Bulacan, Bulacan Mayor Patrick Meneses over libel and defamation of character.

And so Aiko Melenez and her man troubles continue. First the annulments of her marriages with actor Jomari Yllana and Chef Martin Jickain, and now this.

Aiko Melendez and the Mayor broke up on February 14, 2011 and two agreed not to speak about the reason behind the breakup to the media.

Well, psycho Aiko apparently went behind the mayor's back and plotted her revenge via twitter's direct messaging.

In a nut shell, Aiko and a gay friend colluded to spread the rumor that Mayor Patrick Meneses is gay through blind items.

Aiko Melendez, ang babaeng walang pahinga ----- sa lalaki.

It seems to me like Aiko doesn't take a rest in between relationships. In her defense, her lady parts probably get easily lonely. So, what can you do?

Since that's as far as the loneliness of Aiko's lady parts I am willing to talk about, I want to point out the wrongness of it all.

This is a diabolical plan MAJOR FAIL!

Using Twitter is like stealing and leaving a business card behind for the authorities to find you.

With Aiko and her cohort, I just can't.

Why not do the scheming over regular post? I know it would be slow but at least safer. We all know postal workers are only on the look out for money stuffed between greeting cards. If they don't find any currency there, your letter is safe.

So Mayor Patrick's first reaction upon reading the transcript of Aiko and her cohort's plan was "Nakakapangilabot."

Now why did I imagine that word being said by a convent-bred high school girl after seeing her first penis? "Nakakapangilabot" Why?!

The transcript also says that Mayor Patrick and his lover were caught by a roomboy at a resort tending to each others genital warts.

Aiko, naisip mo yun? Ewwwwww...

So which side do I believe? Hard to decide considering the source, Cristy Fermin.

Cristy Fermin, who has been convicted of estafa and libel, has a motive in bringing down Aiko Melendez. His name is Enrico Roque, the mayor of Pandi, Bulacan and the third party (allegedly) that broke up this love story.

I am assuming Enrique Roque, also the owner of Bodega ng Bayan, is one of Cristy Fermin's enveloper givers so it follows that Cristy Fermin would fight to the death to save her source of low-cost home appliances. Just like how she defends Willie Revillame who gave her a van just because.

Now Mayor Patrick and Mayor Enrico have both filed libel and defamation of character against Aiko in court.

Aiko was also declared persona non grata by Bulacan's Mayor League.

What does this entail? Does this mean Aiko can't step in Bulacan? What is the consequence if Aiko decides to go to Baguio and she has to pass through Bulacan to get there?

If there's a penalty, then Aiko can no longer get to any point in Luzon unlike a taxi, ever?

So many questions, .

I think type of punishment is no skin off Aiko's nose. I mean the mayors could have hurt her much worst if they ordered that Aiko can't date, much less marry, a person who resides in, or who has even a smidgen of connection to, Bulacan.

Willing Willie Revillame Is In Trouble....Again

TV host Willie Revillame, the savior of poor and downtrodden Pinoys, finds himself in trouble again because of a 6-year-old boy, Jan Jan Suan.

During the March 12 episode of Willing Willie, Jan Jan danced like he's auditioning for a role in the sequel to Lino Brocka's Macho Dancer- Macho Dancer, toddler edition.

Janjan showed his macho-dancing talent, while tears were running down his cheeks, and he got P10,000 from Willie for his troubles.

Well, Janjan can macho dance to his heart's content-inside his home and with only his immediate family as audience. Don't let that kind of shit be seen by millions of viewers on national TV.

To janjan's parents who said their boy was not abused and humiliated and that he was just showing off his dancing talent: shut your mouths, go outside and find a decent job!

JanJan's parents is my #1253845 reason why there should be selective sterilization in our country. Good parenting job there, parasites! Just because you can, doesn't mean you should have kid(s), that is.

To the apology that Willie and his staff issued: blah, blah blah, it was as bogus as Vicki Belo's entire face. Aside from the apology, Willie and staff issued this non-excuse:

“He appeared to be sad or even in tears, not because he was being forced to dance, but because he felt the dance was ‘serious’ and he was playing a role. He did not want to smile because of his missing upper front teeth and because of the presence on the set of former basketball player Bonel Balingit who Jan-jan thought was a scary ‘giant,”

To Willie's retort about there being more important national issues than a minor being made to dance for money, I say Willie is part of the (poverty) problem in the country when you look at it beyond the surface.

Sure Willie's show gives away cash, cars and house and lot but the show is also teaching the poor to rely on luck and the goodness of others to reverse their fortunes. Lady luck will not smile at every one of those poor sods who line up from dawn up to how many hours just to get inside the studio and be one of Willie's chosen few.

Willie Revillame is really pissed that many sectors, from A-B crowd to the MTRCB and the NGOs, are disrupting the handjob that his poor sycophants are giving him.

He should be afraid because there are petitions that the ads on his show that are his bread and butter be pulled out.

As for janjan's parents, they're thinking of going to the province for a while just until things cool off. Well, I bet janjan's parents are now thinking they should have just taught their kid how to hip-hop, break dance or ballroom dance.

Shaina Magdayao Scandalous Rumor Is Not True - Boy Abunda

In his SNN TV program, TV host/manager defended young star Shaina Magdayao against rumors that she was brought to the emergency room recently still intimately attached to boyfriend, actor John Lloyd Cruz.

The rumor started as a blind item in radio and tabloids but has now spread in blogs.

Abunda's statement: ''Mga kaibigan, nais lamang po nating itama ang isang maling balita. Kasi po may umiikot na malisyoso at bastos na balita na may kinalaman kina Shaina Magdayao at John Lloyd Cruz. The first time I heard about this tsismis... ang involved na ospital po, mga kaibigan, ay isang ospital sa Quezon City hanggang ito ay nalipat sa isang ospital sa Makati. Ito ay may kinalaman sa diumano'y pagdala kay Shaina Magdayao sa isang ospital... Ito po ay walang katotohanan. Ito po'y... this is unfair especially to a girl like Shaina. Hindi po ito totoo, 'wag po kayong maniwala.''

''As a matter of fact, si Shaina po ay busy sa kanyang taping para sa 'Precious Hearts Presents Alynna.' Samantala, si Lloydy naman po ay bising-busy din naman po para kanyang trabaho sa 'Imortal.''

"A girl like Shaina." Does Boy Abunda mean Shaina is too good a girl to engage in sexual relations with her boyfriend? I'm not saying the rumors are true but Boy's defense rings hollow. Insuating that Shaina is a good girl = virgin is akin to saying Boy is anally pure.

Boy's defense about the busyness of Shaina and John Lloyd to catch 5-10 minutes of sex is silly. Are they working 24/7? If you're stressed from work, aren't you more liable to find channels, i.e sex, to relieve the stress.

In other words, nagmamalinis pa si Boy Abunda tungkol kay Shaina. Shaina is no angel. Why doesn't he say categorically that it's impossible for Shaina and John to be brought to the hospital still attached in their nether regions because there has been no case of penis captivus reported in any reputed medical journals ever?

Anyway, personally I believe that this rumor is too good to be true. I don't think either of them has done any major major bad thing to warrant retribution of karmic proportions.

The only people who would jump in glee if this salacious rumor turns out to be true are John Pratts, Ruffa Gutierrez, Anabelle Rama, and maybe probably Sarah Geronimo.

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Finally! I have the answer to a tabloid blind item about an incident that is outright embarrassing and potentially fatal for the cast of characters - not to mention one for the books, if actually true.

The blind item was about a celebrity couple who were rushed to a Manila hospital with blankets hiding their identities because the man's penis was still stuck in the girl's lady parts and can't get out.

There's a medical term for it - penis captivus - a relatively rare medical condition in which a woman's vaginal muscles uncontrollably spasm during intercourse, trapping her partner's penis inside her vagina.

Per the tabloid, the female half of the couple apparently overdid her muscle control thingy. The other claim was that the male half took viagra - too ambitious, perhaps, or overcompensating, I don't know.

The tabloid version is too general, bordering on vague, on the identities of the unlucky couple. The male is a good dramatic actor and the female is a young actress.

The radio version gave an initial, JL for the male, and kapatid ng aktres sa Agua Bendita, for the female.

While this blind item is juicy and is one for the ages, saner, more rational minds must prevail.

Google is a wealth of information. Penis captivus is a very rare medical condition. There are case studies reported in reputed medical journals. In actuality, however, its origin started as an elaborate hoax.

But we never know. Stranger things have happened and continue to happen in this country of ours. Also, I'm thinking there's no actual case of penis captivus documented for posterity in medical literature because no couple has ever reported it due to embarassment. Think about it. Do you want to be in the news and in Youtube for all eternity because of a case of penis captivus?

As for our celebrity couple - it may be true what happened to them or they may just the victim of a nasty rumor. Either way, they are the unlucky of the unluckiest.

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But of course! Ronald Singson is still languishing in a Hong Kong jail after getting apprehended with 26.1 grams of cocaine and two tablets of Valium at the airport.

Ronald Singson has entered a no guilty plea before a Hong Kong judge. But did you know that, if Chavit is to be believed, Ronald is so noble he deserves his own cross alongside Jesus? According to Chavit, his son took responsibility for the drugs so as to spare his friends from getting locked up? Awww... but then again it would be more helpful if Ronald gets off that cross because his constituents in Ilocos Sur could find a lot of uses for that wood, I'm sure.

According to more of Chavit's bullshit, he has no plans to visit his son in jail. He is embarrassed because he is strict when it comes to illegal drugs involving his family and employees. This we all know because Chavit is all into illegal gambling and polygamy. Reading this, I get the urge to shout "CHAVIT, IT'S NOT ALL ABOUT YOU!"

Chavit's message to his son: "I hope magdusa na siya nang husto at hindi na mauulit ito." Chavit may get his wish because 26.1 grams of cocaine means at least 8 years in prison in Hong Kong law.