Denise Cornejo: What I Like About Her

This latenight-booty-call-gone-wrong headline news is all over the newspapers, afternoon news and primetime news. Bong Revilla is one lucky SOB because once again a scandal broke out to eclipse the theatrics that was Bong Revilla's privilege speech a few weeks back.

Anyhoo, I'm not rehashing all that has happened. We have newspapers and youtube for that. I'm writing to wax poetic about the three things I like about Denise Cornejo: her middle name, Millinet; her before and after physical transformation; her mouth; and her being a motivational speaker.

Jennylyn Mercado's Biological Mother Surfaces on Interview With the Buzz

If ever I've wondered why Jennylyn Mercado has a few lose screws, then my question has been answered after I heard her biological mother Jinkee's interview on The Buzz.

Jennylyn Mercado's mother agreed to be interviewed from her Dubai base to clear up allegations of her abandonment of Jennylyn that was told in the June 2011 issue of YES Magazine.

Based on that interview, Marlene Aguilar better watch out because Jennylyn's bio mom is seriously in the running for Mother of the Millennium.

This Mother of the Year nominee denied that Jennylyn's adoptive mother, Lydia Mercado, is a cousin of hers. Yeah, like it's better that you let your child be raised by someone who is not even a blood relative to you.

The mother, Jinkee, blamed Lydia Mercado for her lack of communication with her daughter. Wait, who is the bio mother here again? Last I heard, bio moms have far more rights to their child than the nanny.

And her's the clincher. Jinkee denies Jennylyn being a battered child and that she also wants to meet asshole who beat the crap out of Jennylyn.

Jennylyn's mother studio should find that asshole, if he is not with Satan already, and debunk all of Jinkee's lies and cover ups once and for all.

Jinkee was a crap mother to Jennylyn, and she should just own it. By doing so, Jinkee may just edge out Marlene Aguilar for that coveted Mother of the Millennium title.

Poor Regine Velasquez

Since the attempted kidnapping of Sarah Geronimo's dad, Delfin, seemed to be not an isolated incident due to the presence of many presents for celebrities found in the suspect's car, celebrities were asked their comment on the incident.

Regine Velasquez requested would-be kidnappers of stars and celebrities to please not do it because according to her "...mahirap lang kami..kaya kami nagta trabaho..."

Bitch, STOP! Regine gifted her fiance, Ogie Alcasid, with a Black BMW Series 7 worth upwards of P3 M. She gave her Diva co-star Glaiza a Louis Vitton bag. An LV bag is not a Secosana bag.

Kung mahirap si Regine Velasquez, ano na lang ako? alipin namamahay, alipin saguiguilid or just plain PAYAK?

Regine is probably keeping it quiet lest she catches the eye the BIR - again. You and I know that celebrities cannot hide from BIR Commissioner Kim Henares, na masarap lagyan ng lipstick ang labi.

Okay, since I think Regine is so happy these days she doesn't always know some of the caca coming out of her mouth. Why wouldn't she be happy. After Bing Loyzaga and Gelli de Belen, Regine has finally found a non-confrontational and very supportive ex in Michelle van Eimeren.