WTF News: Anabelle Rama is Running for Congresswoman

I thought I will never be surprised by any news about moneyger Anabelle Rama, but I was wrong. Pimp momma Anabelle Rama has registered as a voter in Cebu, where she hopes to try her luck as congresswoman in 2013. There is no April's Fool in May, so the story is true as confirmed by Rama herself on her Twitter account.

Anabelle says nothing is set in stone yet, but I bet you she's already 99.9999% running. Anabelle is taking the plunge into politics because she received an offer from her politico relatives in the south. WTF? Offer like an offer to do a movie or commercial? And here I thought entering politics is a vocation, like a nun being called to serve God and people.

This here is why the Philippines is where it is at right now-- in the pits. We are full of "public servants" who I'm sure means well, but are clearly clueless. I've no doubt that Rama will make a grand entrance in her best Filipiniana at the State of the Nation address in 2013. She already fulfills the No 1 surefire requirement for winning: giving doleouts to the poor people of her province. I heard that just mention you're a Cebuano and Rama will ask "how much" before you can even utter your intention.

Couldn't Rama consider being a barangay kapitana first? Why congresswoman? She's a self-admitted matapang and walang inuurungan. I am sure she can use those traits when making her nightly ronda. Try as I might I can't imagine Rama authoring laws and participating in floor deliberations. I just can't.

Imagine This

Somewhere in Turkey, a groom accidentally killed three relatives at his wedding when he fired into the air with an assault rifle in celebration.

Eight other people were wounded at the incident at the village of Akcagoze in the South Eastern province of Gaziantep.

The groom lost control of an AK-47 rifle and accidentally raked the guests with bullets.

His father and two of his aunts died in hospital.

Suffice to say, the groom is not enjoying his honeymoon.

Turks are notorious for breaking out into gunshots to celebrate weddings and sports victories, a practice that has caused many deaths and which authorities have so far failed to curb.

I automatically think of Ylmaz Bektas when I hear "Turkey" mentioned. It's really a testament to how far I've come that I don't associate turkey with poultry anymore. :p

Anyway, imagine the Turkish wedding of Ylmaz Bektas and Ruffa Gutierrez. Ylmaz, so proud that he's snared the heart of a Ms World Second Princess and a toast of Brunei, suddenly fired shots into the air out of shear joy.

Imagine, Ylmaz suddenly losing control of the gun.

Imagine, Anabelle Rama as one of the guests closest to the action.

The outcome of that fantasy depends on whether you're a fan or just a jeluz h8tr.

Yup, I'm on that bus going to hell.

How Lucky Are The Gutierrez Family?

The enemies of the Gutierrez family can't catch a break, can they?

Anabelle Rama can be found these days in her voodoo room doing thanksgiving rituals to her dolls. Why not? The Gutierrez family is on a winning streak - legal-wise.

The Reckless Imprudence resulting to homicide case filed against Richard Gutierrez filed by the widow of his assistant who died in a car crash with Richard last year has been dismissed by the DOJ.

You have a very powerful car made for speed and you can't take advantage of it, not with Metro Manila's traffic situation. What do you do? Turn a random Cavite road into an instant race track, that's what you do? Do you blame, Richard? And the DOJ secretaries past and present agree with him.

Not convinced yet that the Gutierrez are lucky bastards?

Then, Wilma Galvante, GMA 7's VP for Entertainment, could be jailed and pay Anabelle fucking Rama millions and millions of pesoses because the DOJ reversed its earlier decision dismissing the case.

I can't accept that the Gutierrez family is sooo lucky. I can't with them. I don't think the voodoo gods are smiling down at this family. I just can't. This leaves me with the question: Which influential person(s) is/are Anabelle, Ruffa or Raymond blowing!?

Leave Kris Aquino Alone!

Kris Aquino's cry fest in last Sunday's (Mar 14) The Buzz was laaame.

The crying started after the airing of Ruffa Gutierrez farewell video. Of course, we all know the whole story about Kris Aquino's tactlessness, Ruffa's abrupt exit from their TV show The Buzz and Anabelle Rama's subsequent verbal diarrhea.

Who believes Anabelle Rama? Who does she influence? The handful of showbiz reporters in her pocket? If you are an intelligent voter, you will not based your vote on an issue as major as the Philippine presidency on a person's incoherent tirade and who keeps a secret voodoo room in her mansion. Bottom line: Did Anabelle Rama or any of her children finished college? I'm not being a snob. I'm just saying.

As for Kris, I was LMAO watching her crying jag. It's mean, I know, but every time she pouts or grimace I imagine her trying to pass has, a very big one, and she's not succeeding.

We've heard and read all there is to hear and read about Kris Aquino and the scandals she got involved with over the years. The Ruffa-Anabelle vs Kris Aquino is just a lint, an insignificant one at that. It doesn't warrant Kris leaving The Buzz for good (and leaving Boy Abunda? OMG)

OMG! Was the crying necessary as well as the threat to take a leave of absence? A fight with Ruffa Gutierrez is nothing. How many scandals and controversies has Kris Aquino got involved in? I would have taken a leave of absence from life if it got out that I had contracted a sexually transmitted disease from a man who is not my husband and who himself is married to someone else.

So suck it up, you attention whore!

Richard Gutierrez Is Really His Mother’s Son

I’ve no doubt about it now. Read on.

So, on Oct 2, Richard Gutierrez figured in an incident at the NAIA Terminal 3. The controversial actor and Jewel Mische were late arriving at the boarding gate, causing them to be offloaded from their Cebu Pacific Air flight bound to Kuala Lumpur, Malaysia.

According to airport sources, Richard threw a temper tantrum, shouting at airline personnel, even going so far as spitting on his boarding pass and throwing it against a wall.

I’ve been waiting for this escandalo to hit our local media, and nada. No TV or newspaper coverage. If I didn’t happen to read it in another showbiz website, I wouldn’t know about Richard’s Dr Jekyl and Mr Hyde personality.

I caught moneyger Anabelle Rama being asked about the incident during her birthday celebration in an orphanage. All she said was “bayaan na ang mga naninira sa anak nya.” A mild-mannered Anabelle Rama is like seeing Mother Theresa angrily rejecting the needy and the sick. I’m thinking she was being kind becase it’s her birthday or it’s all she can say in her son’s defense. Huli sa akto, eh.

Anyway, Richard and Jewel arrived on time at the airport and was able to check in their luggage. For some reason, they failed to show up on time for boarding.

Some are saying they had a quickie. I don’t believe this. I believe it was longer than a quickie. I’m imagining the sex involved whips and handcuffs that’s why they took so long. But I won’t go there since this is a GP site.

Sources also said Richard and Jewel could have boarded but they were waylaid by mga chipangang airline personnel who wanted to take pictures. I’m thinking Richard went along because he doesn’t want to hurt his fans’ feelings. Lecheng fans! Sila ba magbabayad ng rebooking mo?

You see this is one of those times when security is helpful. They will do your dirty work like barricade you against overzealous fans. Since Richard and Jewel took a budget airline, I guess security is too steep an investment for them.

When this incident happened, Anabelle Rama could not be reached for comment. I don’t think Anabelle’s secret room at their palatial house can be reached by cellphone signals. The room with her voodoo dolls is impenetratable by advanced technologies such as GPS and satellites.

Who made a comment about the incident on their Twitter account? None other than Raymund Gutierrez, Richard’s Impakta (of the fanteserye Darna), I mean her twin brother.

Raymund twitted:

"wow.it seems like PEP is really out to get my bro.no airport incident happened-he’d been in the country and was even in Mel & joey live lastnight."

"Just called my brother reg the latest article on PEP. Like me, he is saddened and shocked. another day, another lie. what can we do..."

"there are a lot of future scriptwriters out there. half of them work for PEP."

"all the negative press the past few months... wonder who’s behind it all. hmmm... lets all take a wild guess shall we?"

"Nakakatawa ang PEP. fri-he was in GMA with the people from GMA films; Sat-he worked out in his condo and had a meeting; Sun- he was on Mel & Joey."

Thank god for Twitdards like Raymund who use Twitter to let the world know of their stupidity. Basically, Raymund dear, your brother could have done all those things you mentioned and still have time to go to the airport, have a quickie and catch his flight (or try to).

Moral of the story: Avoid quickies until you’ve boarded. Join the mile high club instead, but not in a budget airline. Don’t be cheap and book youself in business class.

Anabelle Rama Responds to Dismissal of Libel Case Against Wilma Galvante

Anabelle Rama has called time out from “playing” with her Wilma Galvante voodoo dolls to put out a statement regarding the dismissal of the libel case she filed against Wilma Galvante, the Vice President of Entertainment at GMA 7.

From reading her statement, I’m inclined to believe that Anabelle Rama has finally crossed that line into mental illness. But she’s not yet there; she’s on the brink. I believe Anabelle Rama will finally lose her sh*t when Richard goes to jail for killing his personal assistant, Nomar Pardo, in a vehicular accident as a result of reckless driving, or when Wilma Galvante emerges victorious in her P7 M damage suit against her, whichever comes first.

Her statement once again shows Anabelle Rama’s arrogance, rudeness and her belief that she and the Gutierrez clan are the only sons and daughters of God. Every body else are gnats, or thorns on her side.

I am encouraging Anabelle Rama to take advantage of Wilma Galvante’s move to cancel the TRO and injunction filed against her. Go to every newspaper, entertainment news program and radio show in the country to reveal Wilma Galvante’s skeletons in her closet. That will teach Wilma Galvante not to mess with the Queen Bee, Anabelle Rama. (wink, wink)

Anabelle Rama’s statement via PEP:

"I just heard that my case against Wilma was dismissed. Obvious ba? The wife of Wilma’s lawyer is the assistant prosecutor of Quezon City.

“I was advised by my friends not to file my case in Quezon City dahil walang mangyayari. I believed the justice system aandar sa case ko. Umpisa pa lang ang laban. Mahaba ang lalakbayin sa kasong ito. I will file motion of reconsideration para i-review yung case.

"I filed slander because sinisiraan ako ni Wilma sa talent ko na si JC de Vera na sinusulot niya sa akin. At yung pangungurakot niya sa akin. Clear na clear ang panghihingi niya ng dollars at mga bags. Five years na akong kinokotongan.

"Ako’y nag-e-enjoy sa hearing. Meron tayong Trial Court, Court of Appeals and Supreme Court. Fiscal pa lang kami. Mauubos ang pera ni Wilma sa kasusuhol para manalo. Again, uulitin ko, matira matibay. Di ako titigil!

"Duwag ka talaga! Ang tapang mong magdemanda sa akin. Bakit mo winidraw yung finile mong TRO at injunction? Tinakot mo pa lahat ng press na sumulat sa interview ko tungkol sa ’yo. Nagmukha silang tanga, dala-dala ang mga clippings sa court! Pati tape interview ko sa TV Patrol, pina-subpoena mo. Pati interview ko sa radyo.

"Ano ‘yan, harassment? Or pananakot? So ngayon, free na ako magpa-presscon at magpa-interview.

"Isang hearing pa, lang natin sumurender ka na? Di pa ako nag-enjoy yung last hearing. Nabitin ako, excited na akong umupo sa witness stand para sabihin ko ang lahat ng baho mo!

Oral Defamation Case Filed by Annabel Rama Against Wilma Galvante Dismissed

Moneyger and monster mom Anabelle Rama is cooped up in her secret room “playing” with her Wilma Galvente voodoo doll because the Office of the Quezon City Prosecutor Office dismissed the Grave Oral Defamation or Grave Slander filed by Anabelle Rama against Wilma Galvante, Vice President for Entertainment at GMA Network.

The Prosecutor’s Office cited “lack of probable cause” in dismissing the complaint.

The case stemmed from Rama’s allegations that Galvante maligned her and undermined her role as manager to JC during an incident on 16 Feb 2009 inside Galvante’s office at GMA 7.

HAHAHA. Strike two for the “esteemed” (heaping dose of sarcasm here) Gutierrez clan. Richard Gutierrez lost his P25 M libel suit against PEP, which the family is not above using whenever they have a statement they want to make public. And now Anabelle’s grave slander suit against Wilma Galvante.

The third strike would either come from: Wilma Galvante winning her P7 M damage suit against Anabelle or Richard Gutierrez being found liable for causing the car accident in Cavite that killed his personal assistant, Nomar Pardo.

The following statements from Galvante were neither derogatory nor insulting, according to the QC Prosecutor’s Office:

"Tingnan mo? Tingnan mo kung ano ang ginagawa ng manager mo?"

"Hindi kayo puwedeng tumanggi sa show at kung tumanggi kayo, puwede kayo mademanda."

"They were just tolerating Annabelle, because when she didn’t like a project, she would pull out her talents pag malapit na ang show. Pero sobra na."

"Happy ka ba sa manager mo? Ilan taon pa ba ang kontrata mo sa kanya?

"May kopya ka ba ng contract mo with Annabelle? Puwede ko bang makita?"

"If there is anything I can help you with, just tell me."

Asst. City Prosecutor Torralba ruled, "Contrary to the theory of the complainant [Annabelle] that said statements are defamatory, insulting, malicious, and tend to prejudice complainant in her reputation, office or trade, business or means of livelihood, the undersigned finds nothing derogatory nor insulting to the complainant but rather finds the said statements to be more of a reminder to JC that they could be held liable in case they fail to comply with their contract with the network than a malicious or defamatory statement.

The Gutierrez Family Defends Their Own

I finally saw a scene that could possibly be an acting piece for Richard Gutierrez. The actor appeared on a taped interview with his lawyer to answer the lawsuit filed against him by Lorayne Prado, the widow of Richard’s PA, Nomar, who was killed in a car accident two months ago.

The Gutierrez family must be feeling insecure about their chances of coming out victorious in this lawsuit because one by one members of the Gutierrez family is coming out to defend their beleaguered family member.

The Gutierrez brought out the bigs guns - and I don’t mean Jun Lalin. Family patriarch Eddie Gutierrez came out briefly from under Anabelle Rama’s skirts to defend his son. Eddie Gutierrez is considered the more respectable member of the family because he doesn’t talk much. He talks only during important events, like when eldest daughter Ruffa Gutierrez came home a battered wife, and now, when Richard Gutierrez, the biggest money earner in the family, is facing a criminal case.

Ruffa Gutierrez and Richard’s twin Raymond used their respective showbiz talk shows as a platform to prop up the innocence and generosity of their brother, and in the same manner discredit the actions and feelings of the widow who is seeking justice.

I thought after the initial salvo from Anabelle Rama, the family decided to lock up their matriarch in her special room with the voodoo dolls to prevent her from spewing more inappropriateness that is bringing the family down, for reals, in the arena of public opinion.

I was wrong. Her interview in a radio program is a classic lesson on not what to say when you badly need public support. There were so many WTF moments as I was listening to Anabelle Rama. Well, if your PR person is Jun Lalin, don’t expect much, okay?

The central theme of the Gutierrez’s defense is their generosity to the Pardo family before, during and after the tragic accident. They kept on harping that the help was not out of obligation because it wasn’t Richard fault that the accident happened.

FYI, Anabelle accidents are unintentional and not premeditated but they are often caused by something or someone. There is no question that Richard did not mean for the accident to happen but he is accountable for being the driver of the car.

If we must play the blame game, who or what could be the culprit, if not Richard? Let’s see. The coconut trees for simply standing there, not getting out of Richard’s way when his car was careening off the road? Could it be the curved road for not being straight so Richard could drive on his merry way without incident? Or Nomar for not wearing a seatbelt in the backseat of the car?

According to Ruffa, her brother was not speeding and was very careful as he drove the car. Take this with a grain of salt because Richard was driving a Nissan GT-R, a car built for speed in a race track. It’s not a station wagon that the family takes on vacations or road trips.

I will assume Richard likes speed. Otherwise, he would go for a van or SUV. So for a speed enthusiast, the need for speed must be very tempting on an open, nearly deserted road considering the time the accident happened.

The family, taking note from the police and onlookers, said that the area is accident prone. There have been seven or so accidents in the same spot. How many vehicles pass through that stretch of road in a given day? Hundreds, thousands? Those seven or so have been careless while the rest respected and followed the road warnings.

By the way, the price of a Nissan GT-R is in the millions so why is the Gutierrez family quibbling over P4 M? It’s a drop in the bucket for them. If they are so really hard up, why don’t Anabelle sell two or three of her diamond jewelries? Para mabawasan naman ng kaunti ang kinang niya pag lumabas sa TV.

I don’t think Richard or any of his family members feels accountable for Nomar’s death. This is the core of the issue of why the Gutierrez cannot simply hand over the money, which is not an unreasonable amount. Richard Gutierrez, according to her nanay, has the highest per episode pay among GMA Network’s stable of stables. Is it so hard to let go of the money that you would earn back in a few days or weeks of work?

The families have reached an impasse so a logical solution is to let the courts decide on whether the family of the deceased is entitled to damages and whether Richard should be jailed for reckless driving. The Pardos are not traitors or mukhang pera for going to court. So many people have sued over the shallowest and most frivolous of reasons. Ehem, Anabelle Rama, ehem.

As Richard was explaining his side during the taped interview in Startalk, I could see the sadness in Richard’s eyes. Or is it fear caused by the unbidden thought that serious jail time is a real possibility in his future?

Richard was explaining that he too felt saddened about Nomar’s death; that it was an accident that nobody wanted to happen. Yeah, it was tragic. Who wants to have another’s life on their conscience? But I could not feel full-on sympathy for Richard simply because his mother’s name is Anabelle Rama. I don’t think I’m alone in feeling this way.

That in itself is tragic - to attract negative vibes and enemies along the way, not because of your own doing and regardless of whatever kindness or generosity you extend to others, but because there are no words bad enough that can describe what your mother is. Tactless and insensitive barely scratch the surface.

Richard’s pretty face is fucked.

Quote From The Stars

“huwag kang mangarap ng 4M dahil wala kang maaasahan. Tulong ang pinag-usapan dito, hindi kami bumibili ng patay.” Anabelle Rama’s text to Lorayne Pardo, the widow of the PA who was killed in a car accident involving Richard Gutierrez

Richard Gutierrez, fresh from losing a P25 M libel suit he filed against the entertainment news portal PEP, is now the defendant of a criminal case filed by Lorayne Pardo, the widow of Nomar Pardo, Richard’s personal assistant who was the lone fatality in the car accident two months ago in Silang, Cavite.

Richard Gutierrez was the driving that very expensive (as in equivalent to several low-cost housing units) and very fast (as in illegal to drive in the US) that sports car that rammed into a post and coconut trees in the wee hours of the morning in May 2009.

After two months of silene, the widow of Nomar Pardo is speaking up and is suing Richard Gutierrez for Reckless Imprudence Resulting to Homicide.

I think it’s good that the widow has finally taken action because the lack of legal ramifications on the part of Richard Gutierrez astounds me. His driver’s license was not even confiscated and he was able to get behind the wheel a mere few weeks after the accident.

If the justice system really works in this country, Richard Gutierrez should face serious jail time. Look at Hulk Hogan’s son, Nick Hogan, who was incarcerated for a few months for leaving his friend a vegetable because of a serious vehicular accident.

Richard Gutierrez’s driver’s license should be suspended as well because he has a history for reckless driving. According to Mrs. Pardo she has been dreaming about her husband and one day she finally went through her dead husband’s wallet. In it she found a receipt for P500 from the Land Transportation under Richard Gutierrez’s name for reckless driving. The receipt was dated Feb 2005.

The dead husband also told the wife that Richard has a habit of driving too fast. Pleas from the PA for Richard to ease off the gas pedal a bit always fall on deaf ears.

Can Anabelle Rama also be jailed for mental instability? Please? She’s a self-confessed churchgoer but she always takes the Lord’s name in vain. She’s always talking about not backing out of a fight because God is with her. Please, Anabelle. God has better things to do than cater to your delusions that you are His only creation.

Anabelle is also not above disrespecting the dead. How come? Anabelle is not paying P4 M to buy a dead person. I’m not even a relation to the dead person, but I wanted to smack her right in the face when I read that.

Raymond Gutierrez, how dare your mother think that P4 M is too much for a dead person, and yet she thinks she is worth P7 in her case against Wilma Galvante and that Richard needed P25 M to repair the alleged damage done to his image by an article about a gun-toting incident uploaded on PEP?

Anabelle is calling the action of Nomar Pardo’s widow as “pagta-traydor and blackmail.” Anyway I see it, Richard is neither the underdog nor the victim.

Ruffa Gutierrez Changes Facebook Status from Single to It’s Complicated

It’s a veerrry slow day in local showbiz when something as mundane as a celebrity’s status on a social networking site is breaking news.

I guess it is really complicated if you are Ruffa Gutierrez.

She is not divorced from the indiscretion of her youth, her first husband who her mom called PG (patay gutom). She’s a second princess so she had a second husband. Is her second marriage null since technically she was still married when she married her second? If not, isn’t that called bigamy? Then, there’s John Lloyd Cruz, whom she played tourist guide for when they were (conveniently) at the same area at the same time.

There's one or two paparazzi shots of Ruffa Gutierrez and John Lloyd Cruz walking into a hotel and shopping floating around the Internets.

I don’t know what the big deal is with the Ruffa-John Lloyd romance. Her mommyger Anabelle Rama was initially against, even making a big fuss about on national TV. Since then, Anabelle has made a fast 360, faster than I can say “gimmick.”

Ano ba masama? John Lloyd is obviously on the rebound after breaking up with his stylist girlfriend and after getting shut down by Sarah Geronimo’s stage mother. Si Ruffa nagdadalaga for the second time and is available. The stars where aligned for them, so let them be.

It’s not Ruffa’s lovelife I’m interested in. Rather, I’m on a Ruffa cheeks and lips watch. I really love the Chipmunks movie, but I don’t know how I feel about chipmunk cheeks on a second princess. As for the lips, duck lips are flattering on a, ah, duck, but not on a second princess.

Who know who can benefit from a silicone injection or two on the lips? Jake Cuenca. Manipis ang nguso. He’s been tight-lipped ever since. He looks perpetually displeased about something, or he looks like he smelled something rotten that’s why he is displeased.

Speaking of Jake Cuenca, I read (in a tabloid, of course) Kim Chu got herself a boob job. With the kind of frame she has, big boobs, even medium-sized boobs, is pansinin. I have a friend. She’s tiny and she’s got 36Ds. Pansinin nga. LOL .. If true, about the boob job, I mean, then good luck to Kim Chu. I hope she doesn’t topple over.

DOJ Dismisses P25-M Libel Suit Filed By Richard Gutierrez Against PEP

Let's be real. Richard Gutierrez is perfection face-wise, pero bano umarte.

The Department of Justice has dismissed the P25 Million libel suit filed against PEP by actor Richard Gutierrez due to "lack of probable cause."

The libel suit against PEP, editor-in-chief Joan Maglipon, managing editor Karen Pagsolingan and staff writer Bong Godinez was originally filed at the Makati Regional Trial Court, but was later transferred to the DOJ.

The libel suit stemmed from a story that appeared on PEP, alleging that Richard Gutierrez had altercation with another actor, Michael Flores, during the birthday bash of director Mark Reyes in Mar 2009. Richard Gutierrez cried foul over reports that there was "gun-toting" involved.

But wait. Moneyger Anabelle Rama, Richard's Monster Mom, is not finished sticking pins in Jo-An Maglipon voodoo dolls. According to Anabelle,"hindi pa tapos ang laban."

Anabelle Rama's statement in full:

"May naglakad sa kaso dahil sa Makati kami nag-file, pero isang araw pa lang ang hearing, biglang nalipat sa DOJ ang kaso. Bakit hindi pinagbigyan ang fiscal ng Makati na maimbestigahan muna niya ang kaso? Wala bang tiwala ang DOJ sa mga prosecutor ng Makati? Bakit kinuha sa Makati ang kaso? Nagulat na lang kami dahil biglang sa DOJ ang hearing. May dumukot sa kaso.

"Sayang ang DOJ Prosecutor na si Sytat [Mary Jane W. Sytat, acting city prosecutor ng Makati City]. Siya ang humawak sa kaso ni Richard. Nagpadala siya sa mga sulsol. Bata pa naman siya. Malayo pa sana ang kanyang mararating. Paano pa siya magiging Justice? Hindi niya ni-review ang kaso dahil kung ni-review niya ang kaso, hindi matatalo si Richard.

"At yung lawyer ng PEP, alam ko na ngayon kung bakit tatawa-tawa siya. Alam niya na madi-dismiss ang kaso dahil nilakad niya. Ayokong banggitin ang pangalan niya. Basta, malaki ang kanyang mata at malalaki ang litid niya sa leeg!"

I believe Anabelle Rama. The case is far from over because from her statements above someone has grounds to file a libel case against her.

Anabelle runs her mouth off every time she’s interviewed. She’s fond of telling it’s just her being frank and truthful. Someone should tell her it’s her being arrogant and ill-mannered. Truth be told, she and her manners are not fit for society. She gets away with it because she has money, therefore there are many around her who are more than willing to kiss her ass.

Don't you just wish Zorro's horse could give Anabelle Rama a little kick in the head to make her realize that just because her family's production company is called Royal Era and Ruffa Gutierrez won second princess in the Ms World competition many moons ago, doesn’t mean they are royalty? It just means Anabelle is ilusyunada.

Sue-happy Anabelle Rama must be fuming mad because her grubby hands were thisclose to getting that P25 M and it was snatched away.

That millions of pesoses could have been put to good use by the Gutierrez family, like funding Richard Gutierrez’s acting lessons and supporting the freeloaders in that family.

Anabelle Rama is confident that “kakampi namin ang Diyos.” Really now. Don’t you think God has better things to do than take the side of a person who’s fond of taking His name in vain?

YES ! Magazine's 100 Most Beautiful Stars 2009 Is Not Credible, Fake - Anabelle Rama

Talent moneyger Anabelle Rama called YES! Magazine's 100 Most Beautiful Stars 2009 "not credible" and "fake." Reason: Her children Richard Gutierrez and Ruffa Gutirrez are not on the list. Bitter?

Here's the full text message that was sent by Anabelle Rama to the entertainment press:

"Hi dis s Annabelle, nabAsa ko yung column mo dis morning re dalawang magkapatid di nasali sa pagpili ng mOst beautiful faces in d showbiz. Ang sagot ko: Wala akong pakialam sa award galing sa isang local magazine na hindi naman credible.

"Importante panalo ng award c Richard for being #1 primetime King. Until now #1 pa rin ang zorRo. Nagpapasalamat c chard sa taong bayan at mga supporters nya sa t.v. and movie, sa walang pagsawang pagtangkilik sa kanya. Mas importante sa akin ang rating ng show at box office receipts ng movie.

"C ruffa naman nakadisplay pa rin ang award nya sa ms. world secOnd pRincesS. Tinalo nya ang mga kasama nyang 83 contestants sa ibat ibang nation.

"Di ba mas boNgGa ang mga awards na natanggap ng magkapatid? Expected naman yun, paano manalo ng awards ang mga anak ko, ang nagbigay ng award galing sa isang taong nakadEmanda dahil sa pagsusulat ng imbentong storya. We don't expect anything from them, specially fake awards. Plz pass."

If the list is not credible and fake, then why respond at all? Opps, my bad. The words breeding and grace are not in Anabelle Rama's vocabulary. Seriously, Anabelle, it is a made-up list with a very subjective criteria. If you stop to think before opening your big mouth, you will realize it's not worth responding to. Oh well. We're talking about Anabelle Rama. Lahat papatulan niya.

The basis of selection according to YES! Magazine editor-in-chief Jo-Ann Maglipon,

"If you ask me kung ano yung criteria for choosing, it's a mix. It's an alchemy, it's a chemistry that's very hard to explain. But you know that we put together the attitude of the star, the look of the star, the spunk of the star, the intelligence of the star, or the acting prowess of the star, the longevity of the star, or the hotness of the star... Hindi namin tinitingnan lang sa mukha o katawan. It's a whole chemistry that led itself to being beautiful."

Here's the answer why the Gutierrez sibling were out on this year's list:


"Many of the stars that you saw in Edition 1 and Edition 2 including Ruffa, Gretchen Barretto, Kris Aquino are not in this list now. It's just because of the categories that we chose and, like I said, the YES! list is always going to be subjective as any list on beauty will be.

YES! Magazine didn't say but I think another criteria for selection he/she is not on display at Madame Tussaud's Wax Museum (coughRuffacough). Also, you're out of the list if a used tissue paper with snot in it shows more raw emotion than you do (coughRichardcough) in the acting department.

As for Anabelle, I have this mental of her owing a secret dark room, where you can only see plenty of candles and dolls. I have friends who told me that there is a certain prayer that you can use to make even your worst enemy lick the ground that you walk on. I can imagine Anabelle reciting this stuff repeatedly in succession while thinking about Wilma Galvante and Jo-Ann Maglipon. Don't be surprised if Anabelle is suddenly several millions richer in the coming months. Dark-sided!

Breaking News: Gretchen Barreto Undergoes Surgery for Appendicitis

Gretchen Barreto underwent surgery for appendicitis after complaining of severe stomach pain, according to SNN (Showbiz News Ngayon). The singer-actress complained of pain right after coming home from Singapore.

An MRI revealed the inflamed appendix. I don't know if Gretchen is so delusional that she thought she can stop her appendix from bursting because she asked the doctors to postpone the surgery to be able to celebrate Father's Day with her partner Tony Boy Cojuangco and daughter Dominique.

I guess even a self-confessed goddess of beauty like Gretchen can't stop pesky medical emergencies like appendicitis from happening. She tried to bargain for postponement but eventually it dawned on her that her delusions have no control over her body. HAHAHA

At first I thought the medical emergency was her silicon-enhanced lips ruptured. Heh. Oh, well. Maybe next time.

In other Gretchen Barreto news, she and erstwhile friend Nadia Montenegro have kissed and made up at the wake of famed talent manager Douglas Quijano. It was Nadia who made the first move, saying she felt it was the right time. I agree. There are so many people and witness there. Even cameras and reporters are following the star-studded wake. Where else is the perfect place to reconcile?

It was also in the same wake that mother and daughter Anabelle Rama and Ruffa Gutierrez took the first step towards their reconciliation. It was Ruffa who approached her moneyger. Kailangan ng magkabati ni Ruffa at Anabelle kasi baka marami pang ibulgar ang matabil nyang nanay tungkol sa kanya.

Speaking of Gretchen. Bong Revilla was also interviewed on SNN to promote an ABS-CBN project titled "Agimat," which originally starred the Revilla patriarch Ramon Revilla Sr.

The project will be headlined by Jake Cuenca, Gerald Anderson, Coco Martin and Bong Revilla's son, Jolo Revilla. Bong's reminder to his son? "Huwag mong pahiyain ang Revilla clan sa akting mo."

When I heard this, I was giving the side eye to Bong Revilla. I wanted to smack him in the face. Napakababaw. Di ba matagal nang binigyan ng kahihiyan ni Jolo Revilla ang pamilya nya? And I'm not talking about his son's ham acting on Totoy Bato.

Ruffa Gutierrez Leaves Family Abode

Ruffa Gutierrez left the family home in Dasmarinas Village, Makati City this morning, 6 June, after a major spat with mommyger/moneyger Anabelle Rama. She left with her two daughters with Ylmaz Bektas, Lorin and Venice.

The fight is over a man who is currently being linked to Ruffa Gutierrez. Anabelle called the unnamed guy "walang respeto." She also added "Ang bata bata mo pa nanliligaw ka na sa babaeng may dalawang anak na."

That's not all. The "My Monster Mom" star added these nice and heartwarming words, "Tigilan na ang pagbibigay ng regalo at pagkain kay Ruffa" and Hindi nya {Anabelle} titigilan ang lalaki hanggat hindi tumitigil sa panliligaw kay Ruffa."

Does Anabelle like anyone for her daughter/sons? I read she doesn't like Jewel Mische for her son Richard Gutierrez because she's fantasizing about basking in the glow of a sure to be royal couple in KC Concepcion and Richard. I'm here gleefully imagining Anabelle's reaction when her other son and Richard's twin, Raymond Gutierrez, takes a man home to meet Mama.

I guessed she liked Ylmaz Bektas for Ruffa. Who wouldn't like a rich and handsome man for their daughter? However, look where that marriage got her? Chombag ever to the max. Although that could have been avoided if Ruffa got divorced first with her first husband, or she was enough to admit her marital status to her second husband-to-be. Ah, the indiscretion of youth. It comes back to haunt you, doesn't it? In Ruffa's case, in the form of black eyes.

But back to Ruffa's current suitor. We are talking about John Lloyd Cruz, aren't we? They are being linked together and there are rumors of them checking in in a hotel but on different rooms. Yeah, that's being discreet but it's not a detail that would deter people from putting two and two together. The two have denied any relationship, saying the hotel story stemmed from the various wrap parties they attended for their teleserye I Love Betty La Fea.

As for Anabelle, ano bang parte ng pamumuhay ng mga anak nya ang hinde nya pinakikialaman? Just let John Lloyd find out for himself how life-changing it is to have a relationship with a Ms World Second Princess. Ruffa Gutierrez is not exactly low maintenance is she? She also comes with two kids. Aside from Ruffa's rich and expensive taste for the high life, two kids and an ex-husband with a bad temper are other baggages that John Lloyd has to contend with in that relationship.

But enough on that, I believe, doomed relationship. Let's talk about what has been bugging me about Ruffa's face for the longest time. She now has trout lips and cheekbones up to here hairline. How much silicone went into those body parts? They're gross and unnatural.

Ruffa is BFFs with Pops Fernandez and Gretchen Barreto. Let's try to come up with a common denominator on those three, okay? Who influenced who? Don't they dare try to influence their other BFF BB Gandanghari. I hope BB is stronger than peer pressure.

Update on the Anaballe Rama, Richard Gutierrez and PEP Saga

There have been several developments on the issue involving Anabelle Rama, Richard Gutierrez and PEP. Anabelle Rama has filed a P25 M lawsuit for grave slander against Wilma Galvante. Richard Gutierrez has also filed a P25 M libel suit against PEP for uploading an article about an alleged scuffle involving Richard Gutierrez and Michael Flores.

Wow, if Anabelle loses in her suit against Wilma Galvante, she will be P8 M poorer. However, she and her family would be P50 M richer if they win the lawsuits against Wilma Galvante and PEP. I wish a judge would immediately reject these ridiculous, multi-million lawsuits for the income-generating schemes that they are.

The Gutierrez family has also issued a cease-and-desist letter demanding that PEP immediately stop from writing articles about her main money maker, Richard Gutierrez. They read PEP and saw from the comments from PEPsters that public sympathy is not on their side. It is all Anabelle Rama's doing. There are malicious commenters, trolls they are called, but in general PEPsters are an intelligent bunch who see through Anabelle Rama's bullshit.

If Gutierrezes somehow succeed in shutting down PEP, those commenters will find a new forum. You want to stop a huge section of the Internet community from commenting against Richard Gutierrez? Good luck with that. Ask Edu Manzano if he has made any progress in shutting down the online downloading of movies, videos over at P2P portals.

When I see Anabelle Rama on TV, I have both hands up in front of me with the middle fingers extended. She's probably coming from the right place in her desire to protect her money makers, but she, her big mouth and her bullshit are the one turning the public away from Richard Gutierrez.

The Gutierrezes are all celebrities, constantly in the public eye. In my mind, that makes them fair game. If they don't want negative stories and comments to be attributed to them, then they should move out to Antarctica and watch while the glaciers melt. I think the only people who will miss them are showbiz folks who have received gifts and money from them at one time or another, and of course the Gutierrez family's very own brown noser, Jun Lalin.

I watched Anabelle Rama being interviewed on Showbiz Central, and immediately I noticed that something was amiss. It took me a while to figure out that she is not her usual loud and obnoxious self, possibly upon the advise of her lawyers to gain public sympathy. It was a tamer Anabelle Rama, but she lets out acerbic words aimed at PEP's lawyer, who was earlier interviewed on StarTalk, once in a while. Well, has any of us seen a leopard change its spots? As long as Anabelle remains a palengkera, bungagera, pala-away, mukhang pera, then all is right in the universe. An epiphany, even a religious one, will not turn Anabelle Rama into a saint, I don't think.

I just had a thought. If Richard Gutierrez is suing PEP because of a noble obligation to fight for the rights of other actors who have been victims of false journalism, or if he just wants to make a point, why doesn't he sue for P1, or better yet announce that the money will be given to charity? It's not unheard of, but probably first in the Philippines.

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JC de Vera's Career on Hold

JC de Vera's budding career has been put on the freezer for now, may be forever, as his moneyger Anabelle Rama and GMA Network executive Wilma Galvante fight it out in court. Well, the catfight between Anabelle and Wilma started because of JC, i.e. the incident during the story conference for a TV series that JC was supposed to do.It is not surprising that JC is currently a frozen delight, considering that he has decided to back his manager via a sworn statement that was included in Anabelle's counter affidavit to Wilma's lawsuit. In it, he stated that he was harassed that led to his confusion, and that the GMA executive badmouthed Anabelle to his face. He also denied crying during the story conference, which led to his being brought into the office of Wilma Galvante. However, he was previously quoted as saying along the vein of , "there's nothing wrong in crying. Hindi nababawasan ang pagkalalaki porke umiyak."

He has no project lined up. So there are rumors that he is spending time drinking and getting drunk to pass the time, or wallow in self-pity and his career that is in the dumps, whichever is appropriate.

JC, hindi pa man laos na. I had high hopes for you too, being young, handsome and semi-talented. I don't know if JC was coerced into writing that statement. If he was, I hope you grow some balls, k?

This Time Anabelle Rama Is The One Suing

The entertainment site PEP (Philippine Entertainment Portal) has issued an apology but Anabelle Rama will still be filing a lawsuit against PEP for erroneously publishing a report of an altercation between her son, Richard Gutierrez, and another actor, Michael Flores, during the birthday bash of director Mark Reyes.
There will be two separate lawsuits, one from Anabelle and the other from Richard. Wow, that should be worth millions and millions of pesoses in damages. Kapag nagkataon may pambayad na si Anabelle pag natalo naman siya sa demanda ni Wilma Galvante.

Anabelle is out for blood because PEP's editor-in-chief apologized for not making a thorough investigation of the incident before publishing the report. Anabelle wanted PEP to say that the incident never happened at all.

Anabelle is keen on pursuing the case because, according to her, her entire family felt hurt by the report on PEP and it tarnished Richard's status as a major endorser and as today's No 1 young actor in the country. Even her daughter, Ropa, condemned PEP's article via her Sunday entertainment show, The Buzz.

Uhm, if I wasn't mistaken not the entire Philippines read the article. It was an online article that only the most avid PEP reader will catch as it was taken down almost immediately. Take me for example. If not sa pagbubunganga ng mga Gutierrez, hindi ko malalaman na may artikulo palang ganun.

Hay, Anabelle, making a mountain out of a molehill. Scandals and erroneous reports are part and parcel of being a public figure. Ikaw Anabelle at ang iyong matabil na dila ang sumisira sa reputasyon ng mga anak mo, hindi ang isang maling artikulo na konti lang naman ang bumasa pero nalaman ng marami dahil sa pagkakalat mo rin.

Who is Imeldific in the Bag Category?

Just as I don't give a flying fuck who you sleep with. I also don't give a fuck how you spend your money. There's this feature on SNN (Showbiz News Ngayon) about my favorite Ruffa Mae Quinto's P1 M bag. Then some jealous type came out with the tidbit that Sharon Cuneta owns a P3 M bag. Is this a pissing contest of imported bags? Really, it's their money and its theirs to spend.

However, some jeluz ha8ers are saying that showing this on TV is insensitive because a lot of Filipinos are starving, many are homeless and hundreds of children are malnourished (You don't say). This ostentatious display of wealth is like a slap in the face of the masa who comprises the bulk of viewers of TV programs shown on GMA 7 and ABS-CBN. Oo nga naman. But then you know, what's the use of having material possessions if you can't flaunt. I'm not saying that's appropriate, but that's the nature of the beast. If you have it, show it.

Not to be outdone, Anabelle Rama advised her daughter Ruffa Gutierrez not to flaunt her branded bags on TV because "maraming nagugutom na Pilipino. Lagi mo na lang dalhin para makita ng ibang tao." Uhm, like that's better.

Even Kris Aquino let us know that she doesn't own a bag worth a million because, according to her people, "inuna nya muna ang pamilya nya." Of course this made Kris happy because she doesn't fail to grab that chance to climb that cross and crucify herself. Eh, Kris, di ba sa mga shows mo banggit ka ng banggit ng mga gamit mo at sinasabi mo pa ang presyo. Like that time na bumili ka ng ilang piraso ng Philip Stein watches para iregalo. Magkano nga yun, sabi mo? P70,000 isang watch? It's always about you, Kris. Like my friend said, you are histrionic under the DSM Mental Health Disorder classification.