Survivor Philippines Celebrity Doubles Showdown: Geneva Cruz is a Train Wreck.

I got suckered into watching the latest edition of Survivor Philippines at it promises to outwhine on top of outwit, outplay and outlast. I'm also looking forward to seeing Survivor Philippines host Richard Gutierrez lose his cool over the excessive whining and entitlement of the castaways during one Tribal Council.

It's day one and Geneva Cruz, who is paired up with ex-husband KC Montero, has already brought the drama and the crazy on Survivor Philippines Celebrity Doubles Showdown.

This is why you don't join a reality show with your ex if you two still have unresolved issues between the two of you, or if you're taking meds to keep the crazy at bay and the show's requirement is to leave those meds at home.

What was the reason for Geneva's breakdown? As far as I can gather from Geneva's rantings, she did not want to be there lying and scheming to win 3 million pesos. Geneva went because KC persuaded her to join. Well, Geneva can't very well accuse her ex of using her because she gave her consent to join the reality show. But even the onsite psychologist can't reason out with Geneva Cruz's crazy.

Oh well, Geneva Cruz quit Survivor Philippines Celebrity Doubles Showdown and KC Montero got to stay. Fuck the rules that say "your partner quits and you're out too." I would have love to see more of Geneva's cray cray, but I think the remote island of San Vicente in Palawan will not be able to cope.

According to Geneva, there was no reconciliation between her and KC while on the island. Now we know why. She couldn't even last 24 hours on the island! Poor guy had to deal with that level of crazy for years? Someone tell KC to run as far away from her crazy ex as possible.

Marlene Aguilar and Jason Ivler: Pieta - The Crazy Edition

The crazy train that is Marlene Aguilar-Pollard and her son Jason Ivler continues as Jason Ivler's murder raps go to court.

During the firs hearing in the final weeks of March, Marlene Aguilar challenged the presiding judge to a fisticuff this entitled bitch did not get what she wanted.

Mother of the millenium Marlene Aguilar-Pollard also ran her mouth about certain pieces of evidence exonerating her son Jason Ivler from the murder of former sectary Ebarle's son.

I'm curious to know the kind of mental illness keeps makes Marlene Aguilar's delusions and self-denial intact. From witness accounts, the so-called "due process" is the only thing preventing the court from throwing the book at Jason Ivler.

And what is this I hear about Jason Ivler having a fan page on Facebook? You and I know most of these so-called fans are girls. I admit Jason Ivler is goodlooking in a douchey sort of way.

But from this girl to another girl, do you really want to sleep next to Jason Ivler with one eye always open? Because you and I know, you won't wake up ever if you so much as let your guard down around Jason Ivler.

Since we are already discussing the highly esteemed Aguilar-Pollard family might I ask where the heck is Mr Pollard in all of these?

I heard from the news that Mr Pollard is in support of his wife Marlene Aguilar-Pollard's delusions. I would assume Mr Pollard is an intelligent man since he holds a prominent job (does he still with all of his wife's shenanigan?) so I am inclined to believe Mr Pollard is nothing but a pussy and is so hypnotized by Marlene Aguilar's vagina he's willing to go along wherever Marlene's delusions take him and his entire family.

And Marlene Aguilar brushing off Jason's partying with his friends inside the jail and bragging that prisoners that themselves tattooed with Jason's face?

Let Jason and friends party to their hearts content. Jason will rot in jail despite his mother's protestations and Marlene will finally go over the edge when that happens.

And FYI Marlene, Jason is being idolized by criminals! With fans like that who needs haters?

Jennylyn Mercado and Patrick Garcia Are Now Okay

Finally Jennylyn Mercado has allowed her baby daddy Patrick Garcia to see their son, Alex Jazz.

Some people see the handiwork of Jennylyn's current squeeze Dennis Trillo in this miraculous event but I see the hand of Jen's shrink in this. The doc has finally convinced (after two years) Jenn that it is good karma, not to mention good publicity, to forgive and forget.

All I can say about this momentous event is kudos to Jennylyn and her shrink for making Jenn appear sane for once.

Wonder where Patrick's mother is in all of these? This fuckery about paternity and financial support all came about courtesy of Patrick's matapobreng ina. Thanks to her big mouth and suspicious mind, we witnessed her son's embarrassment, Jennylyn's mind's unraveling and the phenomenal event of father meeting son at last.

Anabelle Rama Responds to Dismissal of Libel Case Against Wilma Galvante

Anabelle Rama has called time out from “playing” with her Wilma Galvante voodoo dolls to put out a statement regarding the dismissal of the libel case she filed against Wilma Galvante, the Vice President of Entertainment at GMA 7.

From reading her statement, I’m inclined to believe that Anabelle Rama has finally crossed that line into mental illness. But she’s not yet there; she’s on the brink. I believe Anabelle Rama will finally lose her sh*t when Richard goes to jail for killing his personal assistant, Nomar Pardo, in a vehicular accident as a result of reckless driving, or when Wilma Galvante emerges victorious in her P7 M damage suit against her, whichever comes first.

Her statement once again shows Anabelle Rama’s arrogance, rudeness and her belief that she and the Gutierrez clan are the only sons and daughters of God. Every body else are gnats, or thorns on her side.

I am encouraging Anabelle Rama to take advantage of Wilma Galvante’s move to cancel the TRO and injunction filed against her. Go to every newspaper, entertainment news program and radio show in the country to reveal Wilma Galvante’s skeletons in her closet. That will teach Wilma Galvante not to mess with the Queen Bee, Anabelle Rama. (wink, wink)

Anabelle Rama’s statement via PEP:

"I just heard that my case against Wilma was dismissed. Obvious ba? The wife of Wilma’s lawyer is the assistant prosecutor of Quezon City.

“I was advised by my friends not to file my case in Quezon City dahil walang mangyayari. I believed the justice system aandar sa case ko. Umpisa pa lang ang laban. Mahaba ang lalakbayin sa kasong ito. I will file motion of reconsideration para i-review yung case.

"I filed slander because sinisiraan ako ni Wilma sa talent ko na si JC de Vera na sinusulot niya sa akin. At yung pangungurakot niya sa akin. Clear na clear ang panghihingi niya ng dollars at mga bags. Five years na akong kinokotongan.

"Ako’y nag-e-enjoy sa hearing. Meron tayong Trial Court, Court of Appeals and Supreme Court. Fiscal pa lang kami. Mauubos ang pera ni Wilma sa kasusuhol para manalo. Again, uulitin ko, matira matibay. Di ako titigil!

"Duwag ka talaga! Ang tapang mong magdemanda sa akin. Bakit mo winidraw yung finile mong TRO at injunction? Tinakot mo pa lahat ng press na sumulat sa interview ko tungkol sa ’yo. Nagmukha silang tanga, dala-dala ang mga clippings sa court! Pati tape interview ko sa TV Patrol, pina-subpoena mo. Pati interview ko sa radyo.

"Ano ‘yan, harassment? Or pananakot? So ngayon, free na ako magpa-presscon at magpa-interview.

"Isang hearing pa, lang natin sumurender ka na? Di pa ako nag-enjoy yung last hearing. Nabitin ako, excited na akong umupo sa witness stand para sabihin ko ang lahat ng baho mo!

Kimerald Fans Are Stupid

Kimerald fans went up in arms when they heard that Sharon Cuneta chose Angela Locsin to play her daughter in the millionth sequel to Mano Po. The reason was simply because Sharon Cuneta does not know Kim Chiu in person. Well, the Kimerald fans got insulted and in the process disrespected Sharon Cuneta while trying to defend their idol.

I’m not surprised if they alluded to Sharon Cuneta’s size. Fans can get personal and ugly as what I’ve witnessed so many times in the entertainment forums. Well, next to Kim Chiu, Sharon Cuneta is the Titanic. But, hello?! Megastar? They should have kept their mouth shut if they want Kim Chiu to work with Sharon Cuneta in the future. And when Kim Chiu meets Sharon Cuneta? How will she explain her fans’ action? Awkward.

Aside from attempting, and failing, to engage Sharon Cuneta (hello, Megastar?!) in a head-on collision, they also have this stupid penchant for insulting young female stars who are being groomed as a possible partner to Gerald Anderson. There was Erich Gonzales, whom they called a starlet. Then there was Sarah Geronimo. I’d rather watch paint dry than watch Sarah Geronimo, but gurl’s box-office track record is out there. Ayaw ba ng fans na medyo maambunan naman ng konti si Gerald Anderson?

I read the Kimerald fans will be petitioning the powers that be of ABS-CBN and Star Cinema not to break up the Kimerald loveteam. Have the fans considered just watching the past movies, commercials and teleserye of their idol? Why clamor for a new movie for Kimerald when watching one of their movies is like watching all of their movies? Nag-iba lang ang title at mga co-stars. Anyway, let’s see if ABS-CBN heeds the request of a handful of Kimerald fans over the possibility of raking in millions from a Sarah Geronimo starrer.

Speaking of commercials, anyone find Kim Chiu a ridiculous choice for an endorser of feminine products? Again to Kimerald fans, bow down to Sharon Cuneta for she, or rather her figure, is a testament to the truth that she eats what she endorses.

Watching Kim Chiu endorsing Modess and ph care (?) is uncomfortable. They say the camera adds 10 pounds to your body weight on screen. If Kim Chiu, on screen, looks like she can give Olive Oyl a run for her money, imagine how the girl looks in IRL. As anorexic looking as she is, gurl looks like she has not been visited by Aunt Flo in months. So is she believable as a Modess endorser? Please someone tell Kim Chiu there is no nutritional value from licking dew off grass for sustenance.

And that feminine wash commercial. How stupid is the concept of a feminine wash giving a girl confidence to climb her boyfriend’s neck. Ewe. Even monkeys don’t do that to their significant other. And I refuse to get into the implication that Gerald Anderson can smell Kim Chiu clinging on his neck, and it’s ‘fresh.” Ewe.

I’m curious lang but why the unimaginative name Kimerald? I know it’s the combination of Kim and Gerald? But every time I hear or read that name, I always remind myself that it’s a stupid fans base name, not a low-carat precious stone. And don’t get me started on Dongyan. Is it a newly discovered ancient ruin or food manufacturer in China?

Snooky Serna Is Out of the Indie Film Dukot

Snooky Serna is still living up to the tag "Pagong." The actress of booted out of the movie Dukot, starring Iza Calzado and Allen Dizon, by the movie's director Joel Lamangan after Snooky showed up more than two hours later for a major and big scene at Liwasang Bonifacio.

What irked Direct Joel was Snooky's failure to apologize to the senior stars who braved the crowd and the heat of the sun to shoot the scene. It was Snooky's boyfriend who talked to the director because Snooky refused to get out of her car. All would have been forgotten if Snooky had just apologized

During lunch time, Snooky breezed in without warning to talk to Direct Joel. The actress blamed the movie's executive producer for her being late. This was the straw that broke the camel's back as Direct Joel let Snooky have it. Finally, pinaalis at sinibak ng direktor si Snooky at sinabi pa na hindi na nito gagawin ang Sagrada Familia, which would have starred Snooky Serna.

A leopard cannot change its spots. That's what Snooky Serna is. Remember the story of Snooky getting upset at Gina Alajar during the story con for the same movie? Snooky took exception to Gina's reminder not to be late in their shooting.

Can a network do a reality show revolving around a day in the life of Snooky Serna. A lot of people must be curious why Snooky is constantly late. This has been Snooky's trademark when before she became cuckoo and then suddenly recovered when she met a rich man. I'm pretty sure the definition of the word "tardy" has Snooky's picture beside it.

Why does Snooky still insists on pretending to be an actress. She doesn't suit a career that demands professionalism. Now that she's a rich man's girlfriend, she should probably concentrate on that. She's more suited to the life of a kept woman whose life revolves around sleeping late, eating, shopping, parties, then repeat the same things the following day.

Suan Boyle Hospitalized For Exhaustion

Shortly after Internet singing superstar Susan Boyle placed second on Britain's Got Talent 2009, she had a meltdown and had to taken to a clinic for treatment.

Boyle-mania has swept the country since the Scot stunned the judges with her performance of I Dream A Dream seven weeks ago.

And Prime Minister Gordon Brown has now lent the drained star his support, revealing to GMTV this morning that he phoned Simon Cowell last night to check on her condition.

The 48-year-old virgin, tipped to earn £8MILLION, survived tears and a tantrum to finish second in Saturday's gripping final of telly's Britain's Got Talent.

But the pressure finally told late yesterday as the Scots singer - dubbed SuBo by fans - was rushed to the private clinic suffering from exhaustion.

Show aides had contacted police to say she was acting strangely at her London hotel.

Paramedics helped the "spaced-out" star through the lobby and into an ambulance just after 6pm. A Met Police Inspector and a police doctor were called to assist. The ambulance, tailed by a police car, then took her to the Priory in Southgate, North London.

"The staff were concerned - something wasn't right.

"When the paramedics and police arrived she agreed to go voluntarily. She didn't make a fuss. The paramedics calmly took her out through the main lobby and into the waiting ambulance.

"It was all done very calmly. They didn't want to stress or upset her. She didn't look well - she looked lost, not all there."

The singer, from Blackburn in West Lothian, has learning difficulties. The specialist clinic has 52 bedrooms and specialises in the treatment of mental health.

Jennylyn Mercado Explains Her Disappearance

Remember the news that Jennylyn Mercado went missing for two days? Well, the young star has resurfaced, appearing on time at the location of her teledrama "Paano Ba Ang Mangarap." But the thing is, she's telling a different story from the one her manager Becky Aguila fed the press.

According to our dear Jennylyn, she had been two sick to make it to her live interview on StarTalk and the mini presscon for her birthday concert. She has not left her house at all. However, the manager told reporters that Jennylyn went out alone and drover herself to a supposedly digital camera repair shop and then to a beauty salon. She added that she was not able to answer her phone because of all the flu medication that she took. THIS.IS.PURE.BULLCRAP. If you have to lie, make sure it matches everyone's story.

Some are saying that Jennylyn pulled this disappearing trick as a revenge against her manager after they fought over some issue. Homegurl is disturbed in the head for sure. Why would she pull something that would make her appear unprofessional... and mentally unstable?

I have a theory that Jennylyn saw that interview of her baby daddy's mother during the Baby Shower for Cheska Garcia, Jennylyn's ex-sister-in-law. The mother said something like she was excited with her first apo. Ouch! Major diss! That major diss fucked up Jennylyn's already fucked up head, I think. So she went out for a while to clear the cobwebs in her head.

Jennylyn Mercado, from Starstruck Ultimate Female Survivor to the successor to Snooky Serna as the patron saint of mental illness. LOL.

Jennylyn Mercado is M.I.A.

Okay, here's the gist. Jennylyn Mercado was a no show at a supposedly live appearance on StarTalk last Saturday, May 9, and on a mini prescon for her birthday concert at the Music Museum on May 14 titled "I am Woman." Jennylyn also failed to attend an earlier press conference for her birthday concert.

Jennylyn told the manager, Becky Aguila, that she will get her camera fixed and then get her hair styled before proceeding to the studio where the interview was to be held. She drove her car alone. Until now neither her manager nor her close relatives know Jennylyn's whereabouts.

I know why Jennylyn is missing. It is because she is a mental illness waiting to happen. Girl was a victim of child abuse and clearly that trauma has fucked up her brain. I'm not armchair psychoanalyzing either. Proof that all is not right up there with Jennylyn. Exhibit A: going from delish Mark Herras to wonky-eyed Patrick Garcia. 'Nuff said.

Giving birth appeared to have made her worse. Exhibit B: Her firm insistence that her child not see the baby daddy. It's not pride; it's mental illness, or the beginning of. Clearly girl can't live without drama in her life. It's like she believes that life is not worth living if it is all quiet and chill in her personal life.

I had a random sighting with this girl when she just won "Starstruck I Ultimate Female Survivor." She's very pretty, but pretty in showbiz can take you up to just a certain point. With that being said, I hope her relatives find her soon. I'm eager to find out what kind of BS she's going to pull out to explain her missing for nearly 24 hours. Geesh, we may have to wait for days if she doesn't turn up soon.

Speaking of mental illness, Snooky Serna is on a warpath with Gina Alajar. It all started when Ms Gina, as a parting shot, told Snooky "Oh huwag mala-late ha?" in front of reporters during a story conference for their indie film. Snooky felt disrespected because all people who heard laughed.

It must really hurt being the punchline to a joke, but just ease the pain with your money. Snooky now runs a few businesses. She now owns a car; not just a car, but a luxury vehicle. She can now also afford to buy branded gowns. Her situation now is so different from a few years ago when she wanted to change her name to Kate. Who could blame her for trying to escape the reality that is her life? She should have been wallowing in money, having worked her butt off since at a very young age. Realizing you're Purita Mirasol is enough to force one into the deep end.

I really have to hand it to Snooky. Really, there is a savvy mind under that mental illness. Land yourself a rich man, and voila! every thing is good and dandy. I hate to say it but money can really make things happen, even cure mental illness.

Cookie is Missing a Few Cookies

Cookie Serna, better known as Snooky, is missing a few cookies. First, she separated from her hunkalicious husband, Ricardo Cepeda. That's plain stupid. Second, she now wants to be known as simply "Kate." Dumber. Is she channeling Katie Holmes? Cookie, err, I mean Kate, says the name change is a move to disassociate herself from all the heartbreaks and misfortunes she has suffered from when she was a child star until now that she is a separated mature actress. Can please somebody tell Snooky that the only thing people associate her with is this picture of an otherwise cute child star save for an unfortunate nose. Anyhoo, I don't think people care. Is she still famous? I think she could change her name to "The Nose" and still people wouldn't care. Snooky is crying for help, and a name change would not solve her issues. Tell her to start with Albert Martinez. The day Albert left her for another woman was the day Snooky started losing her cookies.