September 21, 2005

Cookie is Missing a Few Cookies

Cookie Serna, better known as Snooky, is missing a few cookies. First, she separated from her hunkalicious husband, Ricardo Cepeda. That's plain stupid. Second, she now wants to be known as simply "Kate." Dumber. Is she channeling Katie Holmes? Cookie, err, I mean Kate, says the name change is a move to disassociate herself from all the heartbreaks and misfortunes she has suffered from when she was a child star until now that she is a separated mature actress. Can please somebody tell Snooky that the only thing people associate her with is this picture of an otherwise cute child star save for an unfortunate nose. Anyhoo, I don't think people care. Is she still famous? I think she could change her name to "The Nose" and still people wouldn't care. Snooky is crying for help, and a name change would not solve her issues. Tell her to start with Albert Martinez. The day Albert left her for another woman was the day Snooky started losing her cookies.

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