Gold Digging Epic Fail

So Chavit Singson, Deputy National Security Adviser, and his bodyguards beat up his common-law wife, Rachel “Che” Tiongson and her boyfriend Richard Catral.

According to Chavit, “mabait pa ako, hindi ko sila pinatay.” However, he is now singing a different tune. While he admits that Che and her boyfriend were beaten, it was not him who beat up them up but “others,” possibly referring to his bodyguards.

I’m trying to work up enough energy to sympathize, but I can’t because all the players in this sordid drama have the morals of an alleycat.

Chavit Singson is now facing charges of domestic violence and physical abuse.

Che Tiongson is an embarrassment to innocent and beautiful girls out there who “want to grow up and marry a rich man old enough to be my father/grandfather.” You were living in Corinthian Gardens and traveling all over the word, for heaven’s sake! EPIC FAIL at goldigging, Che.

Seriously though, we all know Che Tiongson finally had an epiphany that fresh and young meat always trumps the old and musty ones, goons and money be damned.

There’s Cogie Domingo. Nilinaw ni Cristy Fermin na hindi si Cogie ang nabugbog ni Chavit at ng body guards niya, si Richard Catral yun. Pero hindi nya binanggit na si Cogie nagkaroon din ng relasyon kay Che Tiongson kaya sumibat si Cogie papuntang USA dahil hina hunting siya ni Chavit Singson.

Cristy Fermin is now saying Cogie did not know Che Tiongson was someone else’s mistress at that time. Che Tiongson seconded that Cogie Domingo was just her “barkada.”

I did not start reading Bulgar just yesterday, so I know Cristy Fermin is revising history to help Cogie along in his return to showbusiness. Che Tiongson is still trying to convince us na “hindi siya mahilig sa lalaki.”

What’s wrong with Cogie sleeping with a mistress of another man? Morally speaking, none. He’s stupid and doesn’t know any better than to let what’s in his pants rule him. Cogie could have anyone as his fuck buddy but he chose to poach on another man’s property. And that other man being rich, influential and powerful. EPIC FAIL at manwhoring, Cogie.

As for Chavit, I hope that one or two of the wild tigers he’s keeping as pets open their eyes one day and see Chavit for what he is – food. Let us all pray.

Chavit is not resigning or taking a leave from his government position because in his words “wala akong kasalanan. I’m the victim.” Iadya mo po kami sa mga taong makakapal ang mukha at in denial.

In the early days of the controversy, Chavit bragged that he took a picture of Che’s fuck buddy Richard Catral with his pants down. He took glee in saying on national TV that Richard’s privates were barely two inches.

Uhm, penises are known to retract in very cold weather. Cold shower, anyone? So I assume the privates of Che’s current manwhore tried its bestest to hide from Chavit’s wrath.

Anyway, Chavit is one to make fun of man’s small penis. If he can prove that he can choke a ‘ho with his large equipment, then carry on. However, if his tutuy is only a half inch or so bigger than the other man’s he doesn’t have bragging rights, does he?

Chavit is a big hypocrite whose world view remains in the Middle Ages. He calls himself a victim because he believes his mistresses are chattel. While he accuses his common-law wife of cheating, he himself has had several mistresses and has fathered forty-plus children.

Aside from being a hypocrite, makapal din mukha ni Chavit because he used the resources of the National Security Adviser’s office to spy on his wife. Chavit denied it but alam naman natin ang karakas ng mukha ni Chavit.

In the first preliminary hearing, both parties were given a gag order banning them from speaking to the media anything related to the case. I thought parents who really for the welfare of their children should have done this without prompting from the court.