September 22, 2005

The Pez Dispenser Known as Phoemela Baranda



Has anyone noticed how commercial/ramp model Phoemela Baranda has become a bobblehead lately? You know, big head, small torso? Notice her cover of the November 2004 issue of FHM magazine. Yeah, yeah, she's a hot chick. Men's magazines say so. But strictly speaking she defies the concept of divine proportion - all things in equal measure. So, if we mesure the size of this chick's head in proportion to the size of her torso, we get what else? A bobblehead! Hasn't anybody told her yet that there are other food groups beside Century Tuna? Oh, well who am I kidding? She maybe a bobblehead, but a lot of horn dogs out there will hit this chick. Yeah, even (err, especially) Willie Revillame.

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