Warning! Paris Hilton Is Coming To Manila

Jinkee Pacquiao's new BFF Paris Hilton is coming to Manila on Aug 13 to spread her herpes virus brand among her clueless Pinoy fans.

A local real estate company, Century Properties, is bringing Wonky-eyed Paris Hilton here to work on the design of Beach Club of Azure Urban Resort Residences. Just because Wonks is a great granddaughter of hotelier Conrad Hilton doesn't mean she knows anything about style or design.

This talentless waste of space and oxygen peaked in 2007. She has been replaced by the Kardashians as the No 1 vapid POS on reality television. Wonky's new reality show, The World According to Paris, tanked on its premier and continues to lose viewers.

Don't be duped into buying Paris Hilton-designed real estate. Just look at the Paris Hilton boutique at Resorts World in Paranaque. Nobody is buying, even entering, in that shop because why would anyone buy a brand that is synonymous with vapid, talentless, skank, diseased, attentionwhore and coked addict?

If that's not enough, who want's to wear pink-coloured purses and bags with a picture of fucking Parasite Hilton on it? Waste of your hard-earned pesoses I would say.

Paris Hilton is a has been so she's looking for anybody famous to keep her sinking celebrity status afloat. The Pacquiaos are it, and Jinkee is gullible enough and starstruck enough to fall for it. Jinkee should take time out from her busy plastic surgery schedule to google the dum fuck and see for herself the kind of STD-ridden, coke-addicted celebutard she is attaching her name with.

We should go the way of Japan and ban this dumb skank from entering the country. But this is a shot at the moon because Pinoys love their Hollywood celebrities. Even if that celebrity comes with a Centers for Disease Control and Prevention warning.