Vicki Belo and Hayden Kho Secretly Civilly Wed?

"No comment" was the answer given by Vicki Belo's adult children, Cristalle Henares and Quark Henares, when asked if their mother and younger brother Hayden Kho have wed in civil rites.

I am ever the optimist so I believe the "No comment" comment means a resounding YES!

We may not have witnessed the first wedding rites between two ROYAL ASSHOLES, but if we know these two lovebirds they are now in talks with major networks and magazines for the exclusive coverage on the world's first union between a human (Hayden maybe trash but still human) and a plastic.

The whole marriage proposal went down in December 2010 during one of Vicki and Hayden's overseas jaunts. Smart man, that Hayden. Do it while the children and ex-husband are out of reach.

I feel the heave coming up my throat every time I see Hayden and Vicki's PDA on TV, but other than that I approve of this coupling. By the way, is it me or are Hayden and Vicki always seen in some society event or movie premier lately? Me thinks they would attend the opening of a door, if invited.

Anyway,,, someone suggested pre-nup to prove Hayden's love is true. Que horror! This is a slap in the face of Hayden true love. Why can't Cristalle, Quark and Atom Henares let Vicki and Hayden become one in grossness and creepiness?

Vicki loves Hayden, it's true. We suspect Hayden's motives. And Vicki? Well, can we argue with psychological instability?

Hayden has promised on Kris TV that "hindi na siya mambabae." Hayden may be a pervert, but he's practical. He took his eyes off this moneybags once, and he won't do it again. He knows where his next meal is coming from, so to speak.

He's next meal will not be definitely coming from his perfume line, which Vicki Belo also financed thankyouverymuch. Hayden's perfume line is going down, if it hasn't already. Can you imagine being asked "What perfume are you wearing?" and responding, "I'm wearing Hayden." Yuck!