Vicki Belo and Hayden Kho Secretly Civilly Wed?

"No comment" was the answer given by Vicki Belo's adult children, Cristalle Henares and Quark Henares, when asked if their mother and younger brother Hayden Kho have wed in civil rites.

I am ever the optimist so I believe the "No comment" comment means a resounding YES!

We may not have witnessed the first wedding rites between two ROYAL ASSHOLES, but if we know these two lovebirds they are now in talks with major networks and magazines for the exclusive coverage on the world's first union between a human (Hayden maybe trash but still human) and a plastic.

The whole marriage proposal went down in December 2010 during one of Vicki and Hayden's overseas jaunts. Smart man, that Hayden. Do it while the children and ex-husband are out of reach.

I feel the heave coming up my throat every time I see Hayden and Vicki's PDA on TV, but other than that I approve of this coupling. By the way, is it me or are Hayden and Vicki always seen in some society event or movie premier lately? Me thinks they would attend the opening of a door, if invited.

Anyway,,, someone suggested pre-nup to prove Hayden's love is true. Que horror! This is a slap in the face of Hayden true love. Why can't Cristalle, Quark and Atom Henares let Vicki and Hayden become one in grossness and creepiness?

Vicki loves Hayden, it's true. We suspect Hayden's motives. And Vicki? Well, can we argue with psychological instability?

Hayden has promised on Kris TV that "hindi na siya mambabae." Hayden may be a pervert, but he's practical. He took his eyes off this moneybags once, and he won't do it again. He knows where his next meal is coming from, so to speak.

He's next meal will not be definitely coming from his perfume line, which Vicki Belo also financed thankyouverymuch. Hayden's perfume line is going down, if it hasn't already. Can you imagine being asked "What perfume are you wearing?" and responding, "I'm wearing Hayden." Yuck!

The Wedding of the Royals I Really Want To See

The picture of flower girl Grace above speaks for all of us (okay, just me) who are over this royal wedding before it even started.

I'm the only person I know who is not awed and excited about the royal wedding between Prince William and Kate Middleton, I feel like. I mean what is there to be impressed about? Royals are people just like us who get drunk out of our skulls and who wear a Nazi uniform for kicks. (Ok, maybe not the last one). Think about it, royals are nothing more than people who make welfare look glamorous. That's all I'm going to say about that!

The royal wedding I am looking forward to is the wedding between two royal assholes: Hayden Kho and Vicki Belo. Rumors about a wedding between Hayden and Vicki started when famed composer David Foster's would-be trophy wife fiancee let it out that Hayden and Vicki are the next to wed.

I want these two to get married - bad. This way their grossness and pervertedness will be confined between just the two of them.

However, I have doubts about Hayden's self-confessed "stronger sense of character" after the trials and tribulations he had gone through (blech!). Hayden sooner or later will step out on Vicki, and spread his vileness to willing girls out there. Even Vicki's millions will not be able to deter Hayden, I'm afraid.

Again, however, I have faith in Vicki's cougar powers to hold on to her prey, I mean to forgive, and Hayden's powers to dickmatize Vicki all over again.

I'm ahead of you all. I'm already imaging the wedding in my head. I'm imagining the people on the guest list and I am overwhelmed by the volume of silicone and plastic in that event. There's Gretchen Barreto, Jinkie Pacquiao, Regine Velasquez, Nancy Castiglione, and The Azkals?!

The Azkals Football team?! What the?! Vicki, the cougar that she is, is expanding the number of her potential preys. She can have the Younghusbands but not goalie Neil Etheridge. Neil Etheridge is just 21 years old, for crying out loud, and most importantly 6'6" all over. Akin lamang siya, k thanks! :P

And then there's Ruffa Gutierrez, Belo's image model for the body contouring technology BodyTite. I wonder if Ruffa Gutirrez still has an epidermis left on her face. With the amount of intense chemical peeling that her mug has undergone to achieve that marble-like appearance, I really wonder.

Ruffa even asked Dr Vicki for botox for her crow's feet. I'm not surprised at Ruffa's addiction to cosmetic enhancements commitment to beauty, but I am taken aback by Vicki Belo's refusal to botox the hell out of Ruffa's face because Vicki believes Ruffa doesn't need it - yet.

Well, Vicki. Way to backtrack. You could have saved Charice Pempengco the local and international backlash from her much-publicized botox treatment a few months ago, if you had restrained your need for self-promotion.

One of Vicki's attempts at self-promotion is this show on cable called Beauty 101. One time I was flipping channels and I came across this one episode on Beauty 101 where Vicki Belo was the guinea pig for some new high-tech facial treatment.

Holy Mother! Vicki Belo sans make-up is a sight to behold. And I don't mean that in a positive way.

Vicki, makeup is your bestfriend. Don't go out without it.

If Hayden can wake up every morning and the first thing he sees is Vicki's face sans makeup and then pass the whole day still viewing himself in a positive light, then he has a much stronger intestinal, not to mention, testicular fortitude, than I give him credit for.

And if Hayden Kho can keep the dry heave down between the sheets with Vicki sans makeup, then it must be true love. I don't believe I just typed that!

Sharon Cuneta On a Warpath Over Billboard..and Hayden Kho?

Does Sharon Cuneta really need to go down the level of moneyger Anabelle Rama? The Megastar? Really?

Sharon is shutting down allegations that her billboard for the weight loss shop Marie France is not her at all - well, the body is not. Well, we all know that shop is involved in putting hips on Angelica Panganiban in all those "men's magazines." However, it was alleged that Sharon's team of photoshoppers took it to the next level by hiring a body model to use in Sharon's billboards.

Sharon says the body is all hers and no epic photoshop trickery went into doing the billboards.

Alright, Sharon. Whatever.

Hayden Kho, of the infamous celebrity sextapes, reminded us that he really is an expert when it comes to natural beauty...coughvickibelocough..when he gave the public his dime's worth on Sharon's billboard.

The attention-whore and fame-whore that Hayden is, he twitted "There's a billboard ad in EDSA developed by advertisers who think consumers are stupid. Guess."

That twit elicited a "ang kapal ng mukha mo" from Sharon herself. Well, Hayden did not mention a specific ad but "we're not stupid, no."

For me this whole thing is a non-issue because I believe whatever Marie France can't do for Sharon liposuction can, okay? And it's a given that Hayden will forever be a perverted attention and fame-seeking goldiggah.

Hayden has refused apologized to Sharon because, you know, he wants to milk this issue for all its worth.

This is another mark from me against Hayden. I was thisclose to forgiving him about not releasing his sex video with Rufa Mae Quinto.

Hayden not apologizing forced Sharon Cuneta not to attend the wedding of John Estrada and whatsherBrazilianface. Because Hayden and his moneybags Vicki Belo were at the event, Sharon made herself scarce. Because of this, my most awaited event of the year - SHARON CUNETA AND GABBY CONCEPCION walking down the aisle again - did not happen. SHARON CUNETA and GABBY CONCEPCION together again! Imagine that!

For that, fuck you, Hayden!

Charice and Botox Equals Crucifixation For Vicki Belo

Never mind David Foster. What will Oprah think, Charice?! Showbusiness, local and overseas, went abuzz over news that Charice Pempengco got botox.

Do you have the feeling that Charice could have botoxed the hell out of her face in peace until she looked like this and no one would have been the wiser if the event was not recorded on video and sent as a press release?

You get botox or plastic surgery on the down low and tell friends you just "lost weight" or "its just makeup" when they comment on how fresh you look these days. Or in the event of plastic surgery gone bad, just tell people that you contracted a very rare form of some disease. Just ask Pie Calayan.

Charice, the girl can sang but she should not be interviewed, whether in Tagalog or English. Telling a reporter you got botox and that thermage thingy to look fresh for Glee? She's 18 but looks 12 even on her bad day. Any fresher and she would be a fetus.

And where is this girl's mother? For this fiasco she should not be allowed to cash, even hold, any cheque for Charice until the effect of that botox wears off.

And let us not forget Vicki Belo's hand in this. For her role in this, I can't decide on what punishment will push her over the edge: a ban on botox and other cosmetic procedures on her mug or separation from Hayden Kho for a certain period of time.

Now, Vicki Belo and GMA 7, the network that aired the botox video, is on damage control. On Jessica Soho Reports we're told and shown that botox cures excessive pit sweat.

And we're now hearing that Charice's botox procedure is not for enhancement, i.e., to narrow Charice's face, but to treat Charice's TMJ (temporomandibular joint) syndrome. Hahaha... This wasn't mentioned when Vicki Belo was half smile (she can't "all smile") while injecting botox on Charice's jaw bone.

Please tell me why there are people who believe Vicki Belo's "beauty" advice?
I mean look at her mug.

A visual inspection should be enough to force people to have second thoughts on Belo "touching you." Wouldn't you think something is not right when you can't tell whether a beauty expert is smiling or just constipated?

Katrina Halili Crying Watch: 100th Edition

Here we go again! Katrina Halili crying on national TV again while being interviewed by Pia Guanio on Showbiz Central last Sunday.

Katrina Halili and nemesis Dr Vicki Belo nearly crossed paths as they were both scheduled to do a live interview. Unfortunately, we didn’t get to see what surely would have been a battle of eye rolls and side-eyes between the two.

Maybe you were hoping for a physical confrontation, hair-pulling at the very least. Not me. I’m a realist. The aftermath in the battle between Katrina and Vicki is not blood shed; it’s hundreds of pesos worth of silicone and plastics. In this economy, it’s not practical to waste that amount of investment.

While Vicki Belo is now palaban following all those ill-advised lawsuits that have been filed against her by Katrina, our accidental porn star continues to play the victim role.

Asked what her reaction is to Vicki Belo interview in which the doctor said she’s hurt by Katrina’s move to sue her and Belo Medical after she forgave the actress for her affair witj Hayden Kho,

“Sabi niya (Belo) wala nang lalabas. Sila rin naman yung hindi tumitigil. Nananahimik po ako. Sila yung nagbibigay ng clue, binigay nila yung pangalan ko. Sila naman yung nag-umpisa. Ngayon lang naman ako nagsalita,"

“Ayoko nang pag-usapan ito, tapos na po ‘yon. Nag-usap kami noong December. Maayos po yun. Di ko po sinabing naglalaro ako. Di ko dineny. Ayoko na po ipagtanggol yung sarili ko."

And her feelings for Dr Vicki Belo now? Katrina said with total feelings “Ayoko na pong pag-usapan kung ano po yung napag-usapan namin. Ayoko na po, tapos na po yun. Hindi ko po sinabing naglaro lang ako. Hindi ko po idinenay... Ayoko na pong ipagtanggol ang sarili ko!"

Poor wittle Katrina couldn’t even form a coherent sentence even after the topic to the positive impact of the scandal on her life. "Basta, masasabi ko lang... Ayoko na po...hindi ko alam...ang gulo po ng utak ko. Walang pumapasok sa utak ko. Kanina pa..."

And who’s giving her support? "Siyempre po yung pamilya ko, si God, yung mga taong nagmamahal sa akin. Hindi ko alam... Walang pumapasok sa kukote ko."

See, kaya walang pumapasok sa kukote ni Katrina kasi inglis ng inglish si Pia Guanio. HAHAHA Can’t they fire Pia Guanio on Showbiz Central and give her a lifestyle show or something?

Speak in the vernacular when your interviewee is struggling with emotions. Conversing in English is obviously taxing what little brain power Katrina had at that moment. Emotional anguish na mental torture pa. Ano ba?!

Seriously, Katrina is not ready to be interviewed. The people handling her career should be scheduling her for an appointment with a psychologist. At the risk of being accused of armchair psychologizing Katrina, she needs to get over the self-pity and the victim complex. Gurl, huwag mo maliitin ang sarili mo. Ang maliitin mo yung sex scandal, si Vicki Belo, ang ari ni Hayden, at si Hayden Kho. That sex scandal is not bigger than you are. Meaning, isaksak mo sa kukote mo that the sex video doesn’t define who you are. Incidente lang sa buhay mo yan.

At yung sex video. How many people are still watching that boring shit? I watched that video once on fast forward. What saved that video was Hayden’s efforts. A for Effort! (Blech, did I just send kudos down Hayden’s way?) Anyway, Katrina isa kang tahong na nakabukaka sa video. As they say once you’ve seen one tahong, you’ve seen them all.

Katrina Halili Files Medical Malpractice Complaint Against Vicki Belo and Hayden Kho

Accidental porn star Katrina Halili is on the offensive against Vicki Belo and Hayden Kho, the two sides that make up the scandalous love triangle that has produced a collection of sex videos.

Sa panibagong reklamong ito ni Katrina, hindi na direktang tungkol sa sex video ang laman ng kanyang affidavit laban sa dalawang medical practitioners at sa clinic na pag-aari ni Dr. Belo, ang Belo Medical Group, Inc. (BMGI). Inirereklamo ng aktres sa pagkakataong ito ay ang mismong propesyon nina Dr. Belo at Dr. Kho, kung sinunod ba ng dalawa ang specific requirements alinsunod sa Medical Rules and Regulations.

Sa PRC, sinampahan ni Katrina ng "malpractice of cosmetic surgery" sina Vicki at Hayden at hinihiling nila na tanggalan ng lisensiya ang dalawang beauty doctors. Samantalang sa DOH naman ay hiniling ng aktres na tanggalan ng lisensiya at huwag nang mag-operate ang Belo Medical Group, kung saan tumatayong director si Dr. Belo.

It's good that Katrina is not backing down in her fight to resurrect her tattered reputation, whatever the condition of that reputation was before her sex video was leaked. But is no one telling her that she is going overboard?

As far as I can tell she did not suffer any disfigurement from the cosmetic procedures done on practically every part of her body. I'm asking if she has a legal claim to medical malpractice because hindi naman tumabingi ang ilong nya or mas mababa ang isang side ng balakang nya.

Another thing, if Katrina knew that Hayden Kho was not qualified to perform liposuction, why did she still went ahead with the procedure? Maybe she didn't have a choice because maybe it was a freebie since she was a Belo Medical endorser at that time. Beggars can't be choosers, and all that.

Katrina is also seeking the cancellation of the license to operate of all Belo Medical Clinics. Oh, well maybe she doesn't care that there is a global recession and hundreds of people are employed in those clinics.

Katrina could care less since she's no longer under contract with either Belo Medical Clinic and Flawless. We have a term for that in Filipino, "ingrata."

Katrina Halili tries to maintain this illusion of a good girl despite the bad girl characters she plays on screen. That illusion was shattered with the release of a video showing her having sex with a man who is not her boyfriend. The video showed the liar that she is. Didn't she deny sneaking out with Hayden Kho, saying that she and doctor have a strictly professional relationship? Ingrata at sinungaling.

Is any part of Katrina's body natural? I'm just thinking of her future child/children. Hindi nya magiging kamukha. I mean look at Vicki Belo and Quark Henares. Quark and her sister Crystalle look somewhat alike. But I can see that Crystalle has been touched by Belo. Anyway...

As for Vicki Belo, I watched Probe's profile on her. Basically what the show revealed is that Vicki Belo is still hounded by her being adopted. This has caused her fear of being alone and being abandoned. She said "hindi siya mabubuhay ng walang lalaki."

So Vicki Belo is mental, slightly. I still have no sympathy for her. Suck it up Vicki! You have it good, then and now. You were adopted by rich parents, married a rich man and now rich in your own right.

And Hayden Kho... he had it good with Vicki Belo but he just had to dip his peen in so many different pussies. Karma, baby.

Who's Had Enough of Lolita Solis?

Hayden Kho-Maricar Reyes Sex Video Part 3

Before I discuss "Her Annoyingness" Lolita Solis, I just found out there is another Hayde Kho-Maricar Reyes sex tape. This time it's on the sofa/living room of an apartment or hotel room.

Imagine that. There are still brave souls out there uploading these sex videos. Or this is some type of damage control from the Hayden Kho camp to make it appear the recording of the sex videos are consensual. It was obvious from the video that Hayden and Maricar knew the tape is rolling.

HERE IS THE SITE CONTAINING THE LINKS TO THE VIDEO. CLICK AT YOUR OWN RISK. LOL


Now, who has had it with Lolita Solis? I do. I was watching Star Talk last Saturday and Lolita Solis was once again being interviewed about Hayden Kho and his sex videos. This time the topic was about an audio tape that contains a discussion of the sex video scandal between Lolit, Vicki Belo, Hayden Kho, his mother, some PR people and lawyers for Hayden Kho.

Lolit Solis amuses me with her antics on the show, but she is starting to irritate me. When asked why the audio tape was released, Lolit Solis speculated the act was intended to destroy her credibility, Bong Revilla's and Katrina Halili's. The nerve. Lolit, if God is passing out stamps for credibility, you will not get any. Bong Revilla? He has the morals of an alley cat. Katrina Halili? Next please.

Lolita Solis was supposed to be on Team Hayden but she backed out because she found out Hayden has no remorse. Ano ba ang idea ng remorse para kay Lolit? Malamang gusto nya makita si Hayden na naglulupasay sa harap nya habang naglilitanya ng mga kasalanan nya?

Not that I'm defending Hayden Kho. Far from it. I just don't feel anything towards him. I just don't care about him. He can drop from the face of the earth right this minute for all I care. And it's not just because his favorite song is "Too Young" by Jack Wagner.

Anyway, back to Lolita Solis. She got herself in this mess because she wanted to play in both camps. Lolit Solis manages the showbiz careers of Bong Revilla and his wife Lani Mercado, as well as Jinggoy Estrada. She was also asked to play publicist for Katrina Halili on the request of her manager from GMA Network. She is close friends with Vicki Belo and was also a one-time manager for Hayden Kho.

With all these conflict of interests, she just couldn't bow out graciously and say no. Be an neutral observer. In short, huwag makialaman. Pero, knowing Lolita Solis, it's all about the money.

Katrina Halili Tested Negative For Drugs

Actress Katrina Halili tested negative for illegal drugs, according the Philippines Drug Enforcement Agency (PDEA) said. Katrina Halili underwent three drug tests for marijuana, shabu and Ecstasy.

Whether she tested negative or positive, what bearing does it have on the proliferation of sex videos on the Internet? Anyway, testing negative only meant she hasn't taken drugs for at least six months, right?

I think whether they did or didn't use drugs two years ago is a case of he said, she said. Who would know the truth besides Hayden Kho, Katrina Halili and their drug dealer? Personally, wala akong paki kung drug user kayo noon. Pare-pareho lang kayong nagmamalinis. Kasama ka dun, Bong Revilla. (sorry, I couldn't resist the dig.)

At least she's got evidence she hasn't used drugs in the last few months that she can use in the libel suit she filed against Hayden Kho's mother. After this sex scandal is over, at least the libel suit will keep Katrina in the limelight for, I don't know, at least next year.

Again, I don't care whether Katrina Halili is a drug addict or not. I only care she, Hayden Kho, Vicki Belo and Bong Revilla go crawl back under a rock, stay there and never grace our TV screens again and forever.

Speaking of Hayden Kho, he underwent a three-hour grilling before the Philippine Medical Association (PMA) amid the scandal over his sex videos involving various women.

Despite calls to revoke Kho’s license, Santiago del Rosario, chair of the PMA committee on ethics, said they would still weigh the gravity of the accusations.

Hayden Kho took back his earlier statement that he was ready to give up his profession because of the issues hurled against him. Del Rosario said Kho even promised to engage himself in civic groups and medical mission if his license would not be revoked.

The last sentence has so many things wrong in it. First, does it mean if Hayden does not retain his license, he would not participate in civic groups and medical missions anymore? Second, why think of doing good deeds now that your reputation is in tatters and the only way I can see to salvage it is to become a martyr by offing yourself?

Mahiya ka sa Diyos at marginalized sectors. Ngayonng lublob ka sa kahihiyan ngayon mo naalala tumawag sa Diyos at tumulong sa kapwa. Damage control, anyone? Let the spin begin!

Who Is Behind The Spread of Hayden Kho Sex Videos?

Erik Johnson Chua has issued a statement to PEP (Philippine Entertainment Portal) regarding his involvement in the proliferation of the sex videos of Dr. Hayden Kho and several women.

Erik was once a very close friend of Hayden, but he has now been named by Optical Media Board chairman Edu Manzano as the person who leaked the sex videos to the general public.

Hayden himself, in a television interview, has hinted that he suspects that the persons who leaked the video are friends of his who are angry with him for wrongs he has committed. There is strong buzz that Hayden is referring to Erik Chua and to Bistek Rosario.

Erik has told PEP that he is a graduate of the University of Sto. Tomas, the same academic institution where Hayden graduated from. But contrary to media reports, Erik is not a doctor and neither is he a fraternity brother of Hayden.

Meanwhile, Sen. Ma. Ana Consuelo Madrigal claimed that a relatively well-known personality – and not Eric Johnston Chua – leaked the controversial sex videos of celebrity doctor Hayden Kho Jr.

Madrigal, in a radio interview, branded as wrong Optical Media Board’s earlier claim that Chua – Kho’s fraternity brother who is believed to have obtained a copy of the videos – was behind the proliferation of the private footage all over the Internet.

“Mayroon akong information, pero ayaw pa lumabas para mag-corroborate, na nagsasabi na hindi naman si Chua ang bumili at nagkalat [I have information – which still need corroboration – indicating that Chua did not steal then sell the videos," the senator said.

Hayden Kho-Vicki Belo Sex Video May Be Coming Near Your Pirated CD Store

Yup! There is a sex video between the cougar and her prey, according to Vicki Belo herself. The video is filmed with mutual consent, and the agreement was that the video will be erased immediately after filming is over.

Vicki Belo is now afraid copies of the video will find their way online, and in Quiapo and other haven for pirated CDs. OMG! Only a freak would want to watch an inanimate object, specifically plastic, have sex with a human being.

According to Vicki Belo's friend and confidante Lolit Solis, Hayden Kho is remorseful about the whole incident. The videotapes are Hayden's way of documenting memories. Others store memories in diaries, he does it through a video camera. So, visual pala si Hayden. Please, bitch! Don't be getting deep on me. The videos are jack off materials, nothing more.

Hayden Kho got himself quite a comprehensive collection of sex videos. He started filming his sexcapades when he was 17 years old. So he has been a freak for that long.

Hayden Kho has emerged from his padded cell to publicly apologize the incident. Bitch, please! You are only sorry the tapes were leaked. As for Bong Revilla, his reaction to Hayden Kho's apology was: "Sorry? Yung lang?" no pa gusto mo gawin ni Hayden Kho? Maglaslas ng pulso sa harap mo?

Bong Revilla should Shut the fuck up already. I get a bad taste in my mouth every time I see him talk about respecting women.

Hayden Kho Sex Videos II

There is a third Hayden Kho sex video. This time featuring a Brazilian model. The video is not worth watching because the view is off center. If you are fond of staring at an aircon unit, then feel free to google it.

Rufa Mae Quinto is also said to have a sex video with Hayden Kho. But with Bong Revila already meddling in the case, the video will not probably see the light of day. Rufa Mae and Bong Revilla - you do the math. If there is a Vicki Belo-Hayden Kho sex video, then God help us all. Have a bucket on hand for when Vicki Belo is making the O-face.

The latest on the Hayden Kho sex video saga is that Katrina Halili has gone to the NBI to formally file a complaint against Hayden Kho. Other victims are being encouraged to come forward to strengthen the case against the cosmetic doctor.

This is now a national issue because the Senate has scheduled an investigation, and some members of the House have also joined the fray. Why not leave it to the NBI and the DOJ?

Oh, yeah. This is a case involving a major celebrity. Every eyes of the Filipino viewing public will be tuned in to the issue. What a perfect vehicle to gain face and name recognition to help them in the coming national elections.

Hayden Kho has already been placed on the on Immigration watchlist to prevent him from leaving the country. He was supposed to hold his 29th birthday celebration on Friday, May 22, but that has been canceled. As for Vicki Belo, she and her children are said to be flying to Europe.

According to Katrina, four people have possession of the videos. The talk is that person who released the videos is an ex-best friend who gave Hayden’s stolen laptop to Vicki. This person and his group of friends tried to get even with Hayden to punish him for sleeping with the ex-bestfriend's girlfriend.

Karma is a bitch!!! HAHAHAHAHA

Hayden Kho Sex Videos

Little video grabs above. The actual videos is a little more satisfying, in a perverse kinda way.

If you want to see the video, you have to download it from the source from where I got it. The URL after the JUMP. I don't know if the videos is readily watchable in any video-sharing site. In one of the forums I frequent, there's a member that suggested not to watch the video in respect to the women who were in it. Fuck that.

To all who want to see the videos, download here. Thanks to Pinoy-Simbian. UPDATE: Pinoy-Simbian is no longer working. All I found is a domain parking. It must have experienced a deluge of traffic since the sex video scandal, or is laying low. This post alone garnered me more than 1,000 hits in 1 day. I didn't know there's so many perverts curious people out there. :D Oh, well. Off we go to Hidalgo Street.


A little Internet sleuthing, i.e. Google, and I found the much-talked about sex videos of Hayden Kho. The first video is of Katrina Halili and Hayden Kho. The second was with Maricar Reyes, a commercial model and actress who appeared in I Love Betty La Fea.

Oh, wow. I discovered that there is an ick-factor when I view sex videos involving people I know about. I much prefer the impersonality of porn videos starring professional fuck stars.

The people in Hayden Kho's little foray into movie making, they are all screwed, literally and figuratively, including Hayden Kho himself. HAHAHAHA I will be waiting how he will explain himself.

If Vicki Belo has seen these videos and she still took Hayden Kho back, it only means she has been hypnotized by the dick.

Katrina Halili Gets An Ally in Bong Revilla

I really like (as in super) the photo above. So, dignified, right?


The Vicki Belo-Hayden Kho-Katrina Halili love triangle has been resurrected after videos of a scantily-clad Katrina and Hayden Kho rehearsing a dance number were made public online. There are also sex videos featuring a comedianne and a beauty queen. I thought for sure I've heard the last of this ewe-inspiring issue. Bleh.

Now Bong Revilla (I can't sincerely call him senator because I did not vote for him) has become involved in the issue. No, hindi nya binahay si Katrina. In a privilege speech, Bong Revilla demanded the revocation of Hayden Kho's license as a medical doctor for allegedly uploading the videos of him doing the nasty with several women.

I am so glad to know that Hayden Kho is now an issue of significant national interest that can warrant a privilege speech in the highest legislative body in the land.

HAHAHAH... OMG! Bong Revilla has made himself the protector of women against perverts, peeping toms and purveyor of online sex videos. Who will protect women against cheating husbands? Baka si Lani Mercado pag nanalo siya sa Kongreso. Kongreso ba or barangay captain sa Cavite? Really, care ko.

There are really so many sanctimonious souls in this country, who prides itself as being the biggest Catholic nation in Asia. If it were any other senator making this privilege speech, I would have listened. As it is, I was LMAO and thinking "kettle meet black." Geesh, of all people. But on a positive note, Bong Revilla's acting experience came in handy because he really came across as indignant on behalf of Katrina Halili during his speech. I commend him for that. FAMAS-worthy.

Now, I will pretend that Bong Revilla was not the senator in that podium so I can focus on the issue of Internet sex videos.

Stupid bitches who let their boyfriends take a photo or video of them naked or having sex is a stupid bitch. If you really must do it to spice up your sex life, as soon as the shoot is over take that memory card and hide it.

To make sure that you are not unknowingly being videotaped, go have sex in a neutral place. Meaning, not in your boyfriend's room or house where videotaping devices can be strategically installed. If you can't do that, then you're a cheap whore who should not be having sex at all.

A smart bitch takes responsibility for her life and actions. If you don't, and there's a sex video of you, then you become a poor and hapless woman, as what Bong Revilla termed it. Stupid bitch. Not the woman, but Bong Revilla.

Vicki Belo and Hayden Kho: Are They Back Together?

There are speculations that plastic surgeon and the poster child of bad plastic surgery Vicki and youngest son ex-boyfriend Hayden Kho are back in each others arms. They were spotted at the Manny Pacquiao-Ricky Hatton bout in Las Vegas. They even bumped into Rufa Mae Quinto, but dedmahan silang tatlo. Now, they were seen arriving separately at the Ninoy Aquino International Airport, but went inside together to catch their flight to Japan.

Do we need confirmation that they are back together? Neither Vicki Belo nor Hayden Kho is talking. The media should leave them be. Cougar and prey are perfect for each other. They both get something from the other, okay? I'll leave it at that. Are you imagining what is sex like between these two? I'm thinking a pillow or a plastic bag comes in handy every time.

Anyway, I hope they finally confirm the status of their relationship so reporters can stop hounding them. I mean who cares if they are f**king again? If they could just drop into obscurity so I don't see their mugs on my TV again, it would mean two less annoying celebrities in showbiz.

The Drooping Nose of Katrina Halili

As if the “laos” issue is not enough, Katrina Halili’s nose is reportedly is trying to get away from here face. No, the word is actually “tabingi,” or getting there. For sure it is because the nose has been missing its regular check-ups. Of course, you know Katrina has been dropped as a celebrity endorser of the Belo Medical Clinic because of her involvement in the Hayden Kho-Vicki Belo brouhaha.

Katrina is now after an endorsement contract from Doc Manny Calayan. These celebrities are really cheapskates. They earn my entire year’s worth of salary in just one day of shooting or photoshoot, and yet they want these freebies that they are entitled to as celebrity endorsers. But, hey in Katrina’s case maybe the cost of upkeep is expensive because aside from the nose, there is the boobs, ass, tummy, etc. that need constant monitoring.

As for the “laos” issue, Katrina has been laying low and has not been getting projects like before. In short, humina ang kinang ng kanyang bituin dahil ayaw ng mga Pilipino sa kabit. I’m rolling my eyes at this because Filipinos are really such contradictory creatures. We want our showbiz stars to be perfect, one-dimensional, but we elect people who are known womanizers, child rapists and corrupt to hold important government positions.

As for Hayden, I’ve never been impressed physically or otherwise, especially when I read that when he was being asked to be interviewed about his breakup with Vicki Belo, he wanted to come out on TV singing “Too Young” by Jack Wagner. Thank God, saner minds interfered (i.e Lolit Solis) and nixed the idea.

Some of the lyrics go this way:

Except I love that girl so much
But I didn't show it
Started spreading myself too thin
Fool around thought she didn't know it
Such childish games I played I fooled her with my touch
Time has taught me so much
I'm grown enough to say

I was too young but that's no excuse
I had too much too soon I wanted more room
To please my restless youth
Now all this peace
I can't feel your bliss
You treated me so kind, you were all mine
But I just walk away


PLEASE, GET ME A BARF BAG, STAT!

Is Hayden Kho Back to Licking Vicki Belo's Surgically-Enhanced Mug?

Rumor is that Vicki Belo and Hayden Kho are back in each others arms. The "doktora to the stars" was quick to deny the rumor, but says that she and ex are now talking. Eh, whatthefuckever. This is news apparently. Maybe the PR bitch of Belo Medical Group thought that this news would induce people who want to have their fats suck out of them to come in droves to Belo clinics.

I'm more interested by the "behind the breakup of Vicki Belo and Hayden Kho' that I read on YES! Magazine. Apparently it was Vicki Belo who wanted her boyfriend to enter showbiz and become famous because she sees him as the true embodiment of Belo Medical Clinic. Before Vicki Belo lured Hayden Kho into her trap, he was keen on taking up further studies and to specialize in another field of medicine, not dermatology. Vicki, ikaw naman pala ang sumira sa kinabukasan ng bata.

As for Hayden Kho's wandering eyes, syempre may defensa siya dun. It all started when a patient of his died following liposuction. Banging as many girls as possible was his way of acting up, according to him. Oh, well, siguro kung doctor ka mas madaling tanggapin na namatay ang pasyente mo sa cancer, kesa naman habang tinatanggalan mo ng taba sa katawan.

Vicki Belo and Hayden Kho are also in therapy to help them deal with the breakup. Kasi kung hindi they will be back to their co-dependent ways. Si Vicki, ng isang batang boyfriend na pikitmatang sasabihan siya ng maganda siya. At si Hayden, isang older woman who will open doors for him the easy way.

Cage Fight: Vicki Belo vs Boy Abunda

In her interview in Showbiz Central, Dr Vicki Belo said "If you want to look like Dingdong and Piolo, go to Belo. If you want to look like Boy Abunda, go to Calayan (her rival cosmetic services clinic)."

Of course, in this ultra sensitive society of ours, that kind of statement will not go unnoticed, even if it was not meant to offend or slight. Well, it wasn't just a matter of fact statement. Syempre, Dingdong and Piolo are hotties. Si Boy Abunda, umh, ahh, much sought after TV host?

Anyway, Boy Abunda's response? Announce he's hurt by the statement, with matching crying in front of the cameras. Syempre, forget ba ni Boy Abunda magpaka intellectual? He forgives Vicki Belo, BUT he added that we must not forget to learn a very important life lesson from the incident. Ok, I know. "Don't say negative things about a person in that person's face. Always remember that you were raised right, so we must only say bad things behind a person's back."

My response? Doktora, excuse your beauty. You are not exactly the standard by which beauty should be measured. That goes to you as well, Pie Calayan. Natural plastic surgery, Vicki Belo ain't it.