Katrina Halili Gets An Ally in Bong Revilla

I really like (as in super) the photo above. So, dignified, right?


The Vicki Belo-Hayden Kho-Katrina Halili love triangle has been resurrected after videos of a scantily-clad Katrina and Hayden Kho rehearsing a dance number were made public online. There are also sex videos featuring a comedianne and a beauty queen. I thought for sure I've heard the last of this ewe-inspiring issue. Bleh.

Now Bong Revilla (I can't sincerely call him senator because I did not vote for him) has become involved in the issue. No, hindi nya binahay si Katrina. In a privilege speech, Bong Revilla demanded the revocation of Hayden Kho's license as a medical doctor for allegedly uploading the videos of him doing the nasty with several women.

I am so glad to know that Hayden Kho is now an issue of significant national interest that can warrant a privilege speech in the highest legislative body in the land.

HAHAHAH... OMG! Bong Revilla has made himself the protector of women against perverts, peeping toms and purveyor of online sex videos. Who will protect women against cheating husbands? Baka si Lani Mercado pag nanalo siya sa Kongreso. Kongreso ba or barangay captain sa Cavite? Really, care ko.

There are really so many sanctimonious souls in this country, who prides itself as being the biggest Catholic nation in Asia. If it were any other senator making this privilege speech, I would have listened. As it is, I was LMAO and thinking "kettle meet black." Geesh, of all people. But on a positive note, Bong Revilla's acting experience came in handy because he really came across as indignant on behalf of Katrina Halili during his speech. I commend him for that. FAMAS-worthy.

Now, I will pretend that Bong Revilla was not the senator in that podium so I can focus on the issue of Internet sex videos.

Stupid bitches who let their boyfriends take a photo or video of them naked or having sex is a stupid bitch. If you really must do it to spice up your sex life, as soon as the shoot is over take that memory card and hide it.

To make sure that you are not unknowingly being videotaped, go have sex in a neutral place. Meaning, not in your boyfriend's room or house where videotaping devices can be strategically installed. If you can't do that, then you're a cheap whore who should not be having sex at all.

A smart bitch takes responsibility for her life and actions. If you don't, and there's a sex video of you, then you become a poor and hapless woman, as what Bong Revilla termed it. Stupid bitch. Not the woman, but Bong Revilla.