Ethel Booba Has Gone Cray Cray

Mar 11 2011 is the day when Japan was hit with a devastating magnitude 9 earthquake and tsunami.

It was also the day Ethel Booba, Ethel Gabison sa totoong buhay, finally revealed herself to be a batshit crazy has-been.

Ethel Booba tried to set her condo unit at Prince June Condominium in Tomas Morato on fire but instead just managed to burn a lampshade and curtains because the sprinklers went off.

Thwarted by a thing called sprinklers! Ethel Booba really can't catch a break, huh?

Since Ethel Booba just needed a little nudge towards cray cray territory, all it took was to find out that her foreigner boyfriend of one year is gay. If this happened to us, there would be some shouting and a little throwing of things. Then we move on.

But since this is Ethel Booba we are talking about, she had to put a lot of melodrama into it to garner attention.

Ethel Booba going crazy I was kinda expecting. But I was expecting she'd go crazy with her former douchebag boyfriend, Alex Crisano.

But what do you know? Ethel Booba remained a loser and Alex Crisano got recruited to play basketball in a Malaysia league. This I found out while browsing though Air Asia's inflight magazine.

Alex Crisano is/was also the endorser for a newly opened health and beauty center. Well, Ethel Booba could maybe land a paying gig endorsing anti-psychotic drugs.

The owner of the condominium decided not to press arson charges against Ethel Booba. All the owner asked was for her leave and pronto.

Anyway, the moral of the story? Make sure there are no sprinklers if you decide you've had enough of life and want the TV set, sofa and dining table to die with you in a fire.

Alex Crisano Should Really Tells Us How He Feels About Ethel Booba

All along I thought the MMDA is doing its job declogging Metro Manila of its trash but along comes Alex Crisano and Ethel Booba again. I know. The Who?!

Since I'm pretty sure that I'm the only few who knows of these two, allow me to inform you that they are Trashy and Trashier (I'll let you assign who's who). I know not helpful at all. But it will take this post, another post and probably a third post to detail the shenanigans of this ex-couple.

I say "ex-couple" with a sad face and sadder heart because I believed they should not have broken up at all. You know, just so the trashiness is kept between them.

Looks like there's no reconciliation in sight as Alex said when asked where Ethel is now: "I don’t know, I haven't seen her. Like I said, I’m happy for her because she’s staying away from me. I’m happy that she’s staying away from me. I think we had a lot of misunderstandings. A lot of misexcuse."

Yeah, I too fell and had a whiplash when I read "misexcuse." Aspiring to be the next Webster, Alex?

If his sentence structure is indicative of the state of his personal life, then it's a mess.
Case 1: on being short and bad tempered:

"Oo, kasi lagi namang mag-away. Walang tulog talaga. Gusto ko pagtulog sa bahay, tulog na. Pero pag uwi sa bahay, four o'clock, bukas may game. Siyempre, pagpunta ka ng court, walang tulog, siyempre mainit ang ulo.And I am a changed man now! For you to be able to be successful, you have to change the things you've done in the past.

Case 2: his kids (four in all from three different women) entering showbiz:

"If they wanna do it, I'll be there a hundred ten percent. I will support them whatever they wanna do. I want them to be successful and much more prouder than other people of me."

You know I'm as tolerant as the next person when it comes to grammar, but being forced to read between the lines is where I draw the line. So I suggest before Alex gets any happier or prouder he probably needs to master at least one language.

You may ask why we're Alex and his incoherence surfaced again? Siya lang naman ang new celebrity endorser ng Countours Advanced Face and Body Sculpting Institute.

Any where's Ethel Booba now after accusing Alex of thievery of her personal items?

Back to her old haunts - the comedy bars where she started. On second thought probably not since her former landlord who's hunting her for unpaid rent will know where to look first.