Vicki Belo and Hayden Kho Secretly Civilly Wed?

"No comment" was the answer given by Vicki Belo's adult children, Cristalle Henares and Quark Henares, when asked if their mother and younger brother Hayden Kho have wed in civil rites.

I am ever the optimist so I believe the "No comment" comment means a resounding YES!

We may not have witnessed the first wedding rites between two ROYAL ASSHOLES, but if we know these two lovebirds they are now in talks with major networks and magazines for the exclusive coverage on the world's first union between a human (Hayden maybe trash but still human) and a plastic.

The whole marriage proposal went down in December 2010 during one of Vicki and Hayden's overseas jaunts. Smart man, that Hayden. Do it while the children and ex-husband are out of reach.

I feel the heave coming up my throat every time I see Hayden and Vicki's PDA on TV, but other than that I approve of this coupling. By the way, is it me or are Hayden and Vicki always seen in some society event or movie premier lately? Me thinks they would attend the opening of a door, if invited.

Anyway,,, someone suggested pre-nup to prove Hayden's love is true. Que horror! This is a slap in the face of Hayden true love. Why can't Cristalle, Quark and Atom Henares let Vicki and Hayden become one in grossness and creepiness?

Vicki loves Hayden, it's true. We suspect Hayden's motives. And Vicki? Well, can we argue with psychological instability?

Hayden has promised on Kris TV that "hindi na siya mambabae." Hayden may be a pervert, but he's practical. He took his eyes off this moneybags once, and he won't do it again. He knows where his next meal is coming from, so to speak.

He's next meal will not be definitely coming from his perfume line, which Vicki Belo also financed thankyouverymuch. Hayden's perfume line is going down, if it hasn't already. Can you imagine being asked "What perfume are you wearing?" and responding, "I'm wearing Hayden." Yuck!

Amanda Coling, Azkal "Rape Victim" Is Ready for Her Closeup

So I can now see clearly the picture in my mind when I think about the word "mukhang pokpokin" and her name is Amanda Coling.

Amanda Coling is the model who allegedly went with four Azkals players, Simon Greatwich, Jason Sabio, Anton del Rosario and mi amor Neil Etheridge, to the house of team manager Don Palami and got herself gangbanged without her consent. Amanda probably thought they'd be discussing applied physics and how it could help bolster her sagging tits modeling career and open the door for a showbiz career.

Amanda Coling, freelance "model," finally revealed in all her pokpokin glory in one Sunday afternoon, in two showbiz talk shows. Amanda Coling lamented being linked to "Azkals" and "rape" is harming her economically.

According to Amanda Coling, she rejected so many overseas modeling jobs to be able to join the other hos in the FHM victory party for the 100 Sexiest Pinays, only to find out that she's been dropped from the roster. Please, bitch!!!

Bitch is not suffering. She is loving this and anticipating the windfall from her association in this mess. She thinks.

Per Cristy Fermin, bitched asked for a raise in her talent fee for her interview on Paparazzi. Desperate, much? And while bitch was being prepped for her closeup, bitch was chattering away to strangers how dako each of the four Azkal players was and even said she couldn't have slept with them if they were not dako? Shameless whore. Come interview time, all she could say was "no comment."

The latest is that her lawyer posted an official statement on Facebook, asking the Azkals to apologize to Amanda, and all would be forgiven.

What kind of a rape victim is Amanda Coling? Didn't she get the memo that real rape victims get the sads and couldn't get out of bed for months, not gatecrashing FHM's victory party. Rape victims hate their attackers, not wishing them luck on their game with Kuwait. Rape victims don't parade their faces on TV, they parade on TV with blurred faces accompanied by Gabriela. Rape victims sue their attackers and ask for damages, they don't ask for apology. Rape victims have signed affidavits detailing the attack and naming their attackers; they don't make allusions to the rape and their attacker.

Shame on Amanda Coling. If she wants a showbiz career, she should have nailed this role as a rape victim. You need more acting workshops, or you really need the actual experience to have this rape-victim role down path.

Oh, before appearing again on national TV, Amanda Coling should have that chin fixed. Distracting to say the least. And before suing for rape, she should think about suing her plastic surgeon for a botched chin job.

The "Model" In the Azkals Rape Scandal

The freelance "model" implicated in the rape claims against four members of the Azkals National Football Team, Simon Greatwich, Anton del Rosario, Jason Sabio and mi amor Neil Etheridge, has come out of obscurity to shout harassment over her name being linked to the rape scandal.

But wait. The reveal is not yet complete because viewers got to see only the tree stumps she calls legs on the first day and then her blurred face the next day. So we know how the script will progress, right? She'll be ready for her closeup after her coaching lessons from her "lawyer" is complete.

You always want to feel for the victim of rape, but man, this chick is taking too long. File a complaint already. The semen samples are getting stale already, or are there?

This chick is being all kinds of shifty because her gripe to the media is not about the rape allegation but the involvement of her name in the rape scandal, saying she got dropped from an FHM gig because of it. Trying to extend your 15 minutes?

In her latest outing, this chick showed up in the FHM gig from which she was fired to support "her girls" in their dance number. Please, bitch! You know hundreds of people and media are going to be there. If you don't want further harassment, you sit your ass home and cheer "your girls" in your mind.

Until this chick comes up with concrete and believable charges, then she's just a famewhore and attentionwhore trying to bask in the beauty and perfection that is mi amor Neil Etheridge.

The Azkals Did Not Rape Anybody!

That's what Azkals team officials are saying, that team members Jason Sabio, Simon Greatwich, Anton del Rosario most especially, the 6'6" all over wonder Neil Etheridge, did not have unlawful sex with that woman, an unnamed Filipina woman, in the house of team manager Don Palami.

The allegations came from a shady mothef**ker by the name of Paul Weiler in an e-mail report.

Players Anton del Rosario, Jason Sabio and especially Simon Greatwich were involved and recorded the incident also via video cam (Jason Sabio was the one holding camera). Neil Etheridge and his very best friend Simon Greatwich did rape the woman and it seems happened in a villa/house of general manager Dan Palami (who seems not know about what happened in his house and was not there). Master mind's of this sex violence idea seems Anton del Rosario .. so far I know he did not rape the woman but pushed the others to do it.

Weiler says he's a German football coach and a former consultant for the Philippine Football Federation. The motive of this Weiler character is kind of suspect because he apparently he was told "No" when he applied for a certain job with the Team Azkals organization.

As for the players implicated in this rape allegations, I ask if these players really need to rape a woman to get their regular fix of sexy times. "Tindig palang, ano ba?!"

Take for example, mi amor Neil. Look at that 6'6" all over fine specimen of man. Have you ever beheld such beauty and perfection?

But let it not be said that I'm not championing women's causes, so let us wait for the alleged victim to air her side of the story.

If it's true that mi amor Neil did this, then it would be time to dismantle my little Neil Etheridge shrine. But before doing that, I'd probably go like this:

Noooooooooooooo!

Not before I've seen them person!!!

The massive billboards along Guadalupe featuring the members of the Philippine Volcanoes National Rugby Team have been pulled down upon orders by city mayor Benhur Abalos.

He is liberal and he's not a moralist, says the mayor, but he moved to have the billboards taken down because he has received so many complaints.

One of those complainants is Valenzuela major Sherwin Gatchalian, ex of this blog's dumb bitch of the day Pauleen Luna.

Sherwin texted the mayor about him having to put his hands over his nieces' eyes to shield her innocent eyes from those massive thingies on the models' underwears.

First, Sherwin, way to go. You just let your niece know that she's not supposed to see something over that bridge in Guadalupe. So now she's on the computer behind your back trying to look up those "forbidden" images.

Second, Sherwin, if you really had to ask to have those menswear billboards remove, why don't you also have those giant billboards of female models in two-piece bikinis removed. Hypocrite!

Third, Sherwin, those Philippine team members have foreign blood that's why it's not just the size of the billboards that were massive. Just, fyi.

And that lady passerby interviewed on GMA-7 who was asking that billboards have lessons to learn in them. Anak ng!!!! Obviously subliminal messages on advertisements failed on her.

I want eye candies on my print ads, not life lessons. If I want to enrich my mind, not my eyes, I'd grab a book. No, the lady should grab a book. Maybe then she'd find a clue.

Who Is The Father of Andi Eigenmann's Baby?

Andi Eigenmann attempted to put idle speculations about the name of her baby daddy to rest by posting this message on her Twitter:

For your better understanding, I've only had one boyfriend before Jake whom I've only been seeing for the past 2 months. Therefore, Jake cannot be the said ex-boyfriend whom everyone has been talking about.

So then, is the father Albie Casino? The message didn't say outright, so the guessing game continues.

The twit said the bf before Jake Ejercito, so that would be Albie. But then Andi's mother, Jaclyn Jose said the father is Andi's first bf. Albie is not Andi's first bf, so then?

Confused? I am too.

Why can't Andi just type the name already? Is that too much too ask? Just type A-L-B-I-E, if you're so worried about the 150-character limit on Twitter. Just a name and we will get it.

Now I have to wait til Sunday for the Buzz because you know and I know they will be all over this mess.

I need Toni Gonzaga to confirm the baby daddy's name in the name of public service, her words, not mine. And here I thought the things that Mel Tiangco is doing at GMA Kapuso Foundation to serve the disadvantage is what is called public service.