Sharon Cuneta On a Warpath Over Billboard..and Hayden Kho?

Does Sharon Cuneta really need to go down the level of moneyger Anabelle Rama? The Megastar? Really?

Sharon is shutting down allegations that her billboard for the weight loss shop Marie France is not her at all - well, the body is not. Well, we all know that shop is involved in putting hips on Angelica Panganiban in all those "men's magazines." However, it was alleged that Sharon's team of photoshoppers took it to the next level by hiring a body model to use in Sharon's billboards.

Sharon says the body is all hers and no epic photoshop trickery went into doing the billboards.

Alright, Sharon. Whatever.

Hayden Kho, of the infamous celebrity sextapes, reminded us that he really is an expert when it comes to natural beauty...coughvickibelocough..when he gave the public his dime's worth on Sharon's billboard.

The attention-whore and fame-whore that Hayden is, he twitted "There's a billboard ad in EDSA developed by advertisers who think consumers are stupid. Guess."

That twit elicited a "ang kapal ng mukha mo" from Sharon herself. Well, Hayden did not mention a specific ad but "we're not stupid, no."

For me this whole thing is a non-issue because I believe whatever Marie France can't do for Sharon liposuction can, okay? And it's a given that Hayden will forever be a perverted attention and fame-seeking goldiggah.

Hayden has refused apologized to Sharon because, you know, he wants to milk this issue for all its worth.

This is another mark from me against Hayden. I was thisclose to forgiving him about not releasing his sex video with Rufa Mae Quinto.

Hayden not apologizing forced Sharon Cuneta not to attend the wedding of John Estrada and whatsherBrazilianface. Because Hayden and his moneybags Vicki Belo were at the event, Sharon made herself scarce. Because of this, my most awaited event of the year - SHARON CUNETA AND GABBY CONCEPCION walking down the aisle again - did not happen. SHARON CUNETA and GABBY CONCEPCION together again! Imagine that!

For that, fuck you, Hayden!

Raymond Dominguez Indicted on Carnapping/Homicide Charge

Raymond Dominguez, one-half of the Dominguez brothers carnapping syndicate, has been indicted with charges of carnapping and homicide. This scum of the earth is the suspect in the kidnapping and killing of car dealer Venson Evangelista.

I've no opinion/sentiment for the Dominguez brothers other than to wonder "why are they are still alive?" They are occupying precious space and breathing precious air that more deserving people badly needed in this congested city. And of course, Satan is waiting for their arrival.

This asshole has a showbiz connection in the form of former starlet Katrina Paula. What is it with Katrina Paula and criminals? She is the same starlet who left widowed when her husband was shot point black in their rented Manila apartment sometime ago. It doesn't take a genius to figure that criminal activities had something to with it.

The ho can't nab a rich man engaged in legit businesses, that's why she settles for criminals? Well, if your name is associated with alleged talent manager Lito de Guzman you can't exactly expect a marriage proposal and a lifetime commitment, can you?

This ho also tried to attach her name to Jomari Yllana when she was still playing at being an actress. That attempt was shut down faster than we can say 'whore.'

Anyway, ho has been charged with possession of stolen cars found in the condominium she's living in with the asshole. So that's good. I hope she could have been charged with trying to trick the police.

Ho said she's just friends with asshole. It turned out ho has a kid with asshole and living together in a condo where lotsa stolen vehicles were found by police.

Ho just shut up. If not for your kid I hope you rot in jail along with asshole.

Christina Aguilera Fucks Up National Anthem At Super Bowl

Watch Christina Aguilera and her bloated face fuck up the lyrics of the Star Spangled Banner at Sunday's Super Bowl in Texas.

Instead of singing "O'er the ramparts we watched, were so gallantly streaming?" but repeated an earlier line with a slight variation, Haguelera sang "What so proudly we watched at the twilight's last gleaming."

With the millions being paid to her, the least Christina could have done is memorize the lyrics to THE NATIONAL ANTHEM. It's not some obscure song.

I wasn't offended much by the fucked up lyrics, not even her clown makeup. However, I take exception to the rape of my ears as Haguilera melisma the crap out of that song. The overstyling is like fingernails on a chalk board.

I would have forgiven her if she sang the national anthem wearing her "Dirty" get up.

You know Haguilera is still lucky because it was the Star Spangled Banner. If she sang Lupang Hinirang the way she did the Star Spangled Banner, I bet the National Historical Institute would be all over her by now. A lawsuit would not be enough, the agency would probably rehab her until she sings the Lupang Hinirang in 1/4 beat.

There would probably be a Haguelera shrine of shame at the institute with the words "Huwag Tularan."

Claire de la Fuente Appeals Cancellation of Bus Franchise

Claire de la Fuente is appealing the LTFRB's decision to cancel the franchise of the 107 buses owned by her company, Philippine Corinthian Liner. The cancellation stemmed from the bus strike in Nov 2010 that left hundreds of Metro Manila commuters stranded.

Claire and the person lawyering for this so-called businesswoman argued that the decision was baseless and malicious and that the LTFRB just wanted to make an example out of her to scare smaller operators into towing the line.

Claire presented evidence that all her buses, except those covered by the number-coding, plied their routes the day of the strike. During the hearings, according to LTFRB, these documents were just a figment of Claire's and her lawyer's imagination. Seeing that she got too cocky too soon, she showed the documents after the decision had been handed down.

It also bears mentioning that Claire did not deny participating in the strike during the hearings and she was heard all over radio threatening a strike.

This fucking bitch! She embodies what is wrong with capitalism. It makes one think Marx had the right idea.

Claire is a money-hungry businesswoman who has grown too big for her breeches. You do not go on strike when your source of income is threatened. You try to arrive at compromise.

Let us assume that Claire is being made an example of to smaller bus operators. There is nothing wrong with that. You do not dictate the government because those bus franchises you hold are a privilege. You and the other bus operators are at the mercy of the government and the riding public, not the other way around, you bitch.

Claire is calling herself the "poster girl" of the industry. It comes to find posters you find behind doors that are made a target ala-dart boards. I want this poster of Claire and punch it in the face.

107 buses, the bitch! Imagine how much carbon dioxide emission would be saved and how many other air pollutants would be eliminated if this bitch's 107 buses are gone for good.

Another thing to hate this bitch about is when you travel to Singapore, Kuala Lumpur or Hong Kong and you ride their rail system. It makes you envious, which is not a good feeling. You dream about a time when Claire and her ilk are no longer around to make daily commuting a living hell.

Third thing to hate about Claire is she leaves me with a nasty feeling whenever I see her mug on TV and hear her voice on radio.

Save it, Claire! Your cabalen Gloria Macapagal Arroyo is no longer in power, you bitch.

Baron Geisler Is in Rehab - or Not

Actor Baron Geisler is in rehab following another of his drunken groping of his female co-stars. After the daughter of Yayo Aguila and William Martinez, and Yasmin Kurdi, Baron's latest victim is Cherry Pie Picache, his co-star in the teleserye Noah.

Before going to rehab, Baron appeared in The Buzz, a PR move designed to ensure that Baron still has a career to go back to post rehab. I think that appearance did not help much seeing that after Boy Abunda made Baron the victim to show Cherry Pie that you do not say no to Boy Abunda and The Buzz.

I don't personally believe that Boy Abunda would stoop to that level. He played psychiatrist on that interview. How dare we even think that The Boy Abunda would play that kind of game?

Boy Abunda has elevated showbiz tsismis to new heights, don't you know? The way he announces those showbiz news on The Buzz just makes you believe that what Boy Abunda is reporting is very important in the grand scheme of things.

So back to Baron and his drunken ass. Is he really in rehab? That is the question. Baron remains unrepentant and unremorseful. He's a drunken mess full of excuses. Yeah, your house burned down twice. Get over it and talk to a psychiatrist. In lieu of an expensive psychiatrist, find a religion or found one. Just spare the public of your life's tragedies. A great majority of people have one or two. You're not special in that regard.

While it's hard to form a sentence with Baron and rehab in it, I believe that Baron was left with no choice. He was declared 'persona non grata' by the local talent managers association. Who will give him work and who will work willingly with him? Baron has no choice but to cool his heels in rehab while his team of enablers work to resuscitate his crumbling career.

Meanwhile his No 1 enabler, I mean his manager, swears that Baron is in rehab. In fact he proudly reported that Baron tested negative for illegal drugs. Right! Like that makes a big difference.

After rehab, we'll we see a new Baron- a Baron who looks like he doesn't smell and who just got out the shower? Will we see a Bible-quoting Baron in his post-rehab incarnation? We will see after 90 days.

Piolo Pascual Comes Out... Finally!

That he and KC Concepcion are in a relationship since Oct 2010.

I was excepting a different kind of coming out but the Piolo's news that he is in a relationship - and a heterosexual one at that - is enough to force me out of blogging hibernation.

Papa P only came out because he wants to let men out there know that KC is taken. Well, kinda like a dog marking his territory. Yup, don't ask - don't even dream of asking KC out. I'm looking at you apl.de.ap.

With Papa P coming out comes the reigniting of the whispers of "Isn't he gay?" Those whispers never did die down, but yeah okay. Only Cristy Fermin, KC and Sharon Cuneta believe Piolo is straight but let's all give the rumors a rest, shall we? Let's leave the guy alone. Maybe he's bi? Or maybe he just likes the idea of being straight, but in practice he's really trying hard not to let that pinky fly.

Piolo is just trying to find the other half of his soul, the person who will complete him (yeah, I've been reading too much Harlequin). Has Piolo found her or is he still looking at the wrong gender? Only time will tell.