Coco Martin Meets Accident on Set

Coco Martin met an accident while shooting an important action scene on the ABS-CBN teleserye Tayong Dalawa, where he plays Ramon.

The scene involved a gun fight between Coco Martin and his enemies. A blank round was shot but the smoke powder entered the actor’s left eye.

In too much pain, Coco was brought to the University of Santo Tomas Hospital, where he underwent several tests. After removing foreign bodies from his life eye and treating the wounds on his face, Coco was allowed to go home.

Because of the accident, an episode of the drama anthology Maalala Mo Kaya and the final action scene on Tayong Dalawa were canceled.

Coco is currently resting at home but continues to take antibiotics and liquid drops for his eye.

Survivor Philippines Palau: Week 4 – Who Got Voted Out?

Yes! Vlad, the alpha male (barf!) was the fourth castaway to be voted out on week 4 of Survivor Philippines Palau.

You so slick Vlad, that’s why your ass is out of the Airai tribe. You were as subtle as an elephant let out in a china shop.

When Airai lost the immunity challenge, I knew Vlad’s days in the island were numbered. As soon as the challenge was over he immediately went to Charles to plot against Charles. Talking with the enemy behind your back? Hindi obvious masyado.

Myka is like more convincing like. Vlad also had the stupidy to talk strategy/backstab with Charles with Myka right behind. Myka like found out like what you were up to, huh, Vlad? Like, sorry.

Alpha males when they lose are bitter. Vlad is no exception per his goodbye confessional. Charles was the target of his bitterness because it was Charles was supposed to be the one gone tonight. Sorry, Vlad you were more annoying, lazier and more of a douchebag than Charles.

Naman kasi, sumobra si Vlad. He and Troy couldn’t assert their alpha male-ness while there was Shaun and Cris. Immediately after the tribal swift, without Shaun running the old Airai, Vlad got too power hungry and started his obvious plotting and politicking.

My happiness over Vlad’s boot is tempered by the fact that he is off to Isla Purgatoryo to battle it out with original Isla Purgatoryo castaway Justine. But I hopes that Vlad is so out of it already that Justine can chalk up a win against Vlad. Also, Justine was a former man so medyo patas nila (chos!).

TRIBAL SWITCH: Because of a tribal shift, there original Airai and Koror are no more. The new Koror are Amanda, Jef, Echo, Marvin, Shaun and Suzuki. The new Airai are Myka, Cris, Tara, Troy, Charles, Louie and Vlad (voted out at last tribal council).

ISLA PURGATORY: Maya technically was the second castaway to have her torch snuffed. Justine won the physical challenge consisting of putting together the wheels of cart, climbing stations for puzzle pieces and completing the puzzle.

REWARD CHALLENGE: The swimming challenge was won Airai and they got fishballs for reward. Jef couldn’t complete the challenge, putting Koror one flag behind Koror. Marvin had a mental lapse and forgot to take two flags during the second round, putting Koror further behind Airai.

Koror won, thanks to asshole Vlad who wondered why Marvin was able to keep up with him – him being a swimmer in college or something. Troy remains lucky kasi hindi siya nalunod.

IMMUNITY CHALLENGE: Koror wins, getting immunity plus letters and photos from home.

Troy is a sitting duck without his pal Vlad. Louie, a douchebag on the downlow, is another target. If Airai losses immunity again next week, either Troy or Louie is out. Both are indispensable at this point because the four, Myka, the ring leader, Tara, Chris and Charles seemed to sticking together.

Next week challenge should be fun. It’s a challenge already in the US version, Survivor Palau.

Dennis Trillo’s Boracay Vacation Ends in Tragedy

A friend of Kapuso star Dennis Trillo, Jollibee “JB” Bordajo, was killed in a freak accident in Boracay Wednesday afternoon, Sep 9, according to radio reports.

According to Popoy Caritativo, manager of Dennis Trillo, it was the actor’s first time in Boracay.

The trip was supposed to be business and pleasure for the actor. Dennis is a guest for an event for Discovery Shores and he wanted to take the opportunity to take a vacation after wrapping up his GMA Network comedy series “Adik Sa ‘Yo.”

Dennis went to Boracay on Sep 8 with friend Jollybee "JB" Borbajo, who is also the road manager of singer Gian Magdangal.

After lunch on Sep 9, Dennis and JB, accompanied by young actress Maxine Eigenmann, daughter of Mark Gil, went swimming at Station 1.

“Apparently, malakas daw yung alon, yung mga waves. They were on this area na maraming bato, matatalim daw na bato. Tinanong ko naman siya [Dennis] kung umuulan, hindi naman daw.

"Tapos, parang si JB, nag-dive. He jumped from the rock, then when he was about get up again to the rock formation, may malakas daw na alon na humampas sa kanya. So, humampas siya sa mga bato. He asked for help, so Dennis dove in, he tried to save JB. Nahawakan naman daw niya. But then nahampas silang pareho dun sa mga batuhan at nagkahiwalay sila."

Sa lakas daw ng pagkahampas ng alon, tumama sila sa mabatong bahagi ng dagat. Nagkasugat at nagkapasa sa maraming bahagi ng kanyang katawan si Dennis, gayundin si Maxine. Samantalang tumama naman sa bato ang ulo ng kaibigan nitong si JB na siyang dahilan ng pagkamatay nito.

Dennis and companions tried to revive JB but the head injury sustained by JB from getting slammed against the rocks rendered the first aid futile.

Trillo and Eigenmann, along with Bordajo and an unidentified companion, were brought to the Metropolitan Doctors Medical Clinic for treatment, according to the dzRH report. The two were allowed to leave the hospital at 4:30 p.m. A white van fetched the two celebrities, who covered their heads with a white blanket to avoid getting mobbed by curious onlookers.

Dennis has been discharged and is scheduled to return to Manila on Sep 10.

Dennis’ manager said "He’s very distraught, shocked. He was crying all the while I was talking to him. He was crying kasi parang he was asking, bakit nangyari ‘yon... He had a lot of questions. Parang he was very confused kasi they were just having fun, e, they were having a good time. Kasi it was his first time in Boracay, to go into vacation in Boracay. And he’s always looking forward to go there. So, naano lang, alam mo yung instant na..."

Gold Digging Epic Fail

So Chavit Singson, Deputy National Security Adviser, and his bodyguards beat up his common-law wife, Rachel “Che” Tiongson and her boyfriend Richard Catral.

According to Chavit, “mabait pa ako, hindi ko sila pinatay.” However, he is now singing a different tune. While he admits that Che and her boyfriend were beaten, it was not him who beat up them up but “others,” possibly referring to his bodyguards.

I’m trying to work up enough energy to sympathize, but I can’t because all the players in this sordid drama have the morals of an alleycat.

Chavit Singson is now facing charges of domestic violence and physical abuse.

Che Tiongson is an embarrassment to innocent and beautiful girls out there who “want to grow up and marry a rich man old enough to be my father/grandfather.” You were living in Corinthian Gardens and traveling all over the word, for heaven’s sake! EPIC FAIL at goldigging, Che.

Seriously though, we all know Che Tiongson finally had an epiphany that fresh and young meat always trumps the old and musty ones, goons and money be damned.

There’s Cogie Domingo. Nilinaw ni Cristy Fermin na hindi si Cogie ang nabugbog ni Chavit at ng body guards niya, si Richard Catral yun. Pero hindi nya binanggit na si Cogie nagkaroon din ng relasyon kay Che Tiongson kaya sumibat si Cogie papuntang USA dahil hina hunting siya ni Chavit Singson.

Cristy Fermin is now saying Cogie did not know Che Tiongson was someone else’s mistress at that time. Che Tiongson seconded that Cogie Domingo was just her “barkada.”

I did not start reading Bulgar just yesterday, so I know Cristy Fermin is revising history to help Cogie along in his return to showbusiness. Che Tiongson is still trying to convince us na “hindi siya mahilig sa lalaki.”

What’s wrong with Cogie sleeping with a mistress of another man? Morally speaking, none. He’s stupid and doesn’t know any better than to let what’s in his pants rule him. Cogie could have anyone as his fuck buddy but he chose to poach on another man’s property. And that other man being rich, influential and powerful. EPIC FAIL at manwhoring, Cogie.

As for Chavit, I hope that one or two of the wild tigers he’s keeping as pets open their eyes one day and see Chavit for what he is – food. Let us all pray.

Chavit is not resigning or taking a leave from his government position because in his words “wala akong kasalanan. I’m the victim.” Iadya mo po kami sa mga taong makakapal ang mukha at in denial.

In the early days of the controversy, Chavit bragged that he took a picture of Che’s fuck buddy Richard Catral with his pants down. He took glee in saying on national TV that Richard’s privates were barely two inches.

Uhm, penises are known to retract in very cold weather. Cold shower, anyone? So I assume the privates of Che’s current manwhore tried its bestest to hide from Chavit’s wrath.

Anyway, Chavit is one to make fun of man’s small penis. If he can prove that he can choke a ‘ho with his large equipment, then carry on. However, if his tutuy is only a half inch or so bigger than the other man’s he doesn’t have bragging rights, does he?

Chavit is a big hypocrite whose world view remains in the Middle Ages. He calls himself a victim because he believes his mistresses are chattel. While he accuses his common-law wife of cheating, he himself has had several mistresses and has fathered forty-plus children.

Aside from being a hypocrite, makapal din mukha ni Chavit because he used the resources of the National Security Adviser’s office to spy on his wife. Chavit denied it but alam naman natin ang karakas ng mukha ni Chavit.

In the first preliminary hearing, both parties were given a gag order banning them from speaking to the media anything related to the case. I thought parents who really for the welfare of their children should have done this without prompting from the court.

Survivor Philippines Palau: Week 3 – Who Got Voted Out?

Maya, the pilot, is the castaway to be voted out in the third week of Survivor Philippines Palau.

Maya is one of my pre-game favorites because of her being a woman in the military field. Unfortunately that fact made her decide to fly under the radar. Too off the radar that she became invisible and appeared weak to her tribemates.

All is not lost because she’s bound for Isla Purgatoryo where she will go up against Justine for the right to stay in the island and a chance to make it to the merge.

Why was it not Troy? I need Troy to be out two episodes ago. He’s an ass, not even a charming ass. He’s a perv and a poseur. Mentalist - my big ass!

The editing made it looked like Mika and Amanda were adamant about voting out Troy and and were willing to take their chances in a tie. Alas, those two turned out to be the deciding votes that snuffed out Maya’s torch. For Amanda’s and Mika’s sake, let’s hope Shaun stay true to his word about booting out Troy and Vlad in favor of the two girls. Otherwise, they should have allowed the tie and let the chips fall where they may.

Speaking of tribal council, why is Paolo Bediones meddling too much in what’s going on in each tribe? Last I heard he’s just the host whose job is to make a play-by-play commentary during challenges and moderate the discussion during TC.

So, why is Paolo making inter-tribe commentaries such as what Charles and Marvin said about the other tribe? To create more artificial drama but I thought the tribes have no knowledge of each other’s camp life. SHUT.THE.FUCK.UP, PAOLO!

Isla Purgatoryo: So technically Carol, the School Teacher, was the first castaway voted out of Palau. True to Justine’s words “pinakain ang bisita dahil mamaya ng konti uuwi na rin siya ng Pilipinas.”

By the way, did any of you notice that Justine has allowed herself to exhibit “gay mannerisms and speech pattern” now that she’s all by her lonesome. Jumbo doesn’t count because what could the dog do or say? Judge her?

Reward Challenge: Koror won the challenge and got a sumptuous breakfast feast for their efforts.

Immunity Challenge: Koror is on a roll because they too won this challenge, huge thanks to Marvin. Marvin is my eye candy in this season, but he is turning out to be capable, too capable, which could put a huge target on his back sooner or later.

Troy, I would like to see that cut-off penis of yours now served on a platter. Promise mo yan. Three Korors were able to lift Jumbolado to the finish line. They didn’t exactly lift him up but, you know, that push and pull strategy also worked.

Vlad: Geesh, what an alpha male. Mika and Amanda have more claim to the title than you do.

Charles’ personality is slowly coming out so from being a potential first bootee, the names coming out now are Tara’s and Marvin’s. Charles brings the funny, especially this week’s episodes.

Tara, down girl. I know it’s hard being surrounded by all those testosterone, but you can get some when you come home in the next few episodes.

Charles: Get over yourself. Tara switched to Suzuki and Charles because you turned her down? Please, bitch.

All others – meh. I don’t have an opinion because they are either useless or no personalities.

Mikey Arroyo: How Do You Earn Millions?

Mikey Arroyo and his brother Dato are in the center of a controversy regarding their unexplained wealth.

I never once read from Francisco J. Colayco’s Bulgar column “Easy Money” (Pera Mo Palaguin Mo) the advice “get elected for public office” as a sure way to become a multi-millionaire.

This is so obvious and has become a tradition. Of course, not all public/government official does this. Yun lang mga ganid sa pera at kapangyarihan.

Apparently, matapang ang hiya ni Mickey to appear on TV via Unang Hirit to explain his side of the controvery.

Click the YouTube videos below to hear how Mikey Arroyo wormed his way out of the current controversy he’s in and whether he succeeded.

I’m still not decided whether it was stupidity or sheer arrogance that made Mickey Arroyo appear on a live TV program to answer/clear the allegations regarding his wealth that dramatically increased over a short period of time.

Kudos to Winnie Monsod and Arnod Clavio for not treating Mickey Arroyo with kid gloves, thereby allowing us to see that Mikey’s Mama has not trained him sufficiently well on how to lie. What he learned from his Papa is, if no answer comes to mind just say “ask my lawyer.”

’Ina! Hindi man lang natakot humarap kay Winnie Monsod na hindi handa sa sagot nya. Uminom ka naman ng kapeng barako, yung hindi dumaan sa coffee maker, para nerbiyusin ka naman ng konti.

So how did Mikey Arroyo earn his millions? According to him, he got it from generous wedding gifts and excess campaign donations. Campaign donations. What a moron. “As far as I’m concerned.” Bobo. I think it’s safe to say that Mikey Arroyo fell out of the idiot tree and hit every branch on the way down.

Another way to earn millions is through lotto. Who among us did not receive that chain e-mail alleging that the winners of the multi-million peso lotto jackpots are Mikey and Dato? The lotto are draws are said to be manipulated to make it appear that there is a winner(s) when there’s none. Kung totoo ito, hindi sana kayo buhayin ng madlang Pilipino.

Mga ganid! There’s already a special place for you and your family in hell. Enjoy your millions there.

From Your Lips to God's Ears

From DJ Mo's Twitter: "Mark my word, let me proclaim, I believe Rufa Mae Quinto is engaged to Mikey Arroyo. Who wants to bet I'm wrong?"

UPDATE: Rufa Mae has reacted to DJ Mo's Twitter. According to her, she's sad. No outright denial that it is not Mikey Arroyo.

Magdilang anghel ka, DJ Mo. Kung totoo ito, so malamang natuhog ni Rufa Mae ang mag-ama?

I will get to RepresentaTHIEVE Mikey Arroyo later on how stupid he is that he can’t even manage to loot the country’s coffers and lie about it with a straight face.

Sometimes when I watch DJ Mo on TV I wish he’d shut up, but overall I like him because he says what’s on his mind regardless of whoever it is. Remember DJ Mo’s catfight with Cristy Fermin?

I came across this exchange between DJ Mo and Cristy Fermin on 89.9 in some blog. I don’t know whether this is real or imagined, but it brings the funny.

Fermin : Is it true you called me stupid?
Mo : Yes, i did say you're stupid
Fermin : blah blah blah (kept on shouting at him)
MO : Ate Cristy
Fermin : Don't call me ate
Mo : Tita
Fermin : Don't call me tita
Mo : Miss Fermin
Fermin : Don't call me Miss
MO : Okay, Shrek
Fermin : Why did you call me shrek?
Mo : Because you're not giving me any options......... come on..........

Okay, on to DJ Mo. DJ Mo has been forever a thorn on the side of Rufa Mae because although they belong to same Sunday showbiz talk show (Showbiz Central), DJ Mo is not above implicating Rufa Mae in scandals and controversies such as her affair with Hayden Kho and her alleged sex video with Hayden Kho.

I don’t think Rufa Mae and DJ Mo share the same screen or segment on their show. That’s how unamicable they are. Neither would resign, so Rufa Mae is forced to see DJ Mo’s mug at least once a week when all she probably wanted to do is stuff him inside a medium-sized luggage (he’d fit in there) and never let him go.

I’m still wondering what Rufa Mae is doing in Showbiz Central except magpa cute and magpakita ng cleavage. I swear she’s not adding anything to the show. Raymond Gutierrez, the not popular twin, I can tolerate even though I wish that I could stuff his annoying eyeglasses in his mouth. I swear, gay, it’s not flattering with your fat cheeks. It’s Richard who has the high cheekbones.

What is Rufa Mae doing in show business? To give hope to girls with big boobs and small brains that they too can enter show business, use the showbiz connection to boost their profile and land a rich papa.

Yeah, Okay. So Shut the Fuck Up.

Rufa Mae Quinto is engaged and plans to marry her US-based fiancé, who she claims to be from Spanish royalty, in 2010.

Um, that was fast, but apparently the two have known each other for 15 years.

The generosity of the fiancé also allowed Rufa Mae to acquire a P 30 M property in San Francisco.

Rufa Mae has already divulged so much information about her engagement and her plans after the wedding, but not the identity of her fiancé.

After being a beard to Eric Santos, her failed long-distance romance with some Mexican guy based in Hong Kong, her faux romance with Jon Avila (the nerve) and her yet-to-be debuted sex video with Hayden Kho (thanks, Bong Revilla), Rufa Mae has stayed quiet.

For a while there, I was at peace with Rufa Mae off the radar. Now she’s back to talking about her suddenly rosy lovelife.

I want her to shut the fuck up already. Like, enough information already. Does she have millions of fans who are interested in the state of her lovelife and finances?

I feel like the story of this alleged fiancé wil turn out to be for the purpose of publicity, or Mike Arroyo and/or Mickey Arroyo). I hope Rufa Mae does get married, settle in the USA and travel the world with her future husband like she stated. This way, I won’t see much of her on TV or read about her on my favorite tabloid newspapers.

Also, can the producers of Darna kill Rufa Mae’s character already? I can’t even remember the name of her character. That’s how useless and unmemorable she is in that fantaserye. Hindi siya kawalan, pwede ba? Maganda pa rin ang Darna kahit wala siya dun.

Sa totoo lang, her shtick is getting tired. It’s not a shtick at all. She’s really boba na malaki ang boobs. I unfortunately saw Rufa Mae compete in the Pinoy Henyo (how ironic) segment of Eat Bulaga. If the TV screen allowed me to reach in and punch her in the face, I would have. She’s not making it up talaga; she’s boba talaga.