Amanda Coling, Azkal "Rape Victim" Is Ready for Her Closeup

So I can now see clearly the picture in my mind when I think about the word "mukhang pokpokin" and her name is Amanda Coling.

Amanda Coling is the model who allegedly went with four Azkals players, Simon Greatwich, Jason Sabio, Anton del Rosario and mi amor Neil Etheridge, to the house of team manager Don Palami and got herself gangbanged without her consent. Amanda probably thought they'd be discussing applied physics and how it could help bolster her sagging tits modeling career and open the door for a showbiz career.

Amanda Coling, freelance "model," finally revealed in all her pokpokin glory in one Sunday afternoon, in two showbiz talk shows. Amanda Coling lamented being linked to "Azkals" and "rape" is harming her economically.

According to Amanda Coling, she rejected so many overseas modeling jobs to be able to join the other hos in the FHM victory party for the 100 Sexiest Pinays, only to find out that she's been dropped from the roster. Please, bitch!!!

Bitch is not suffering. She is loving this and anticipating the windfall from her association in this mess. She thinks.

Per Cristy Fermin, bitched asked for a raise in her talent fee for her interview on Paparazzi. Desperate, much? And while bitch was being prepped for her closeup, bitch was chattering away to strangers how dako each of the four Azkal players was and even said she couldn't have slept with them if they were not dako? Shameless whore. Come interview time, all she could say was "no comment."

The latest is that her lawyer posted an official statement on Facebook, asking the Azkals to apologize to Amanda, and all would be forgiven.

What kind of a rape victim is Amanda Coling? Didn't she get the memo that real rape victims get the sads and couldn't get out of bed for months, not gatecrashing FHM's victory party. Rape victims hate their attackers, not wishing them luck on their game with Kuwait. Rape victims don't parade their faces on TV, they parade on TV with blurred faces accompanied by Gabriela. Rape victims sue their attackers and ask for damages, they don't ask for apology. Rape victims have signed affidavits detailing the attack and naming their attackers; they don't make allusions to the rape and their attacker.

Shame on Amanda Coling. If she wants a showbiz career, she should have nailed this role as a rape victim. You need more acting workshops, or you really need the actual experience to have this rape-victim role down path.

Oh, before appearing again on national TV, Amanda Coling should have that chin fixed. Distracting to say the least. And before suing for rape, she should think about suing her plastic surgeon for a botched chin job.