Ethel Booba Has Gone Cray Cray

Mar 11 2011 is the day when Japan was hit with a devastating magnitude 9 earthquake and tsunami.

It was also the day Ethel Booba, Ethel Gabison sa totoong buhay, finally revealed herself to be a batshit crazy has-been.

Ethel Booba tried to set her condo unit at Prince June Condominium in Tomas Morato on fire but instead just managed to burn a lampshade and curtains because the sprinklers went off.

Thwarted by a thing called sprinklers! Ethel Booba really can't catch a break, huh?

Since Ethel Booba just needed a little nudge towards cray cray territory, all it took was to find out that her foreigner boyfriend of one year is gay. If this happened to us, there would be some shouting and a little throwing of things. Then we move on.

But since this is Ethel Booba we are talking about, she had to put a lot of melodrama into it to garner attention.

Ethel Booba going crazy I was kinda expecting. But I was expecting she'd go crazy with her former douchebag boyfriend, Alex Crisano.

But what do you know? Ethel Booba remained a loser and Alex Crisano got recruited to play basketball in a Malaysia league. This I found out while browsing though Air Asia's inflight magazine.

Alex Crisano is/was also the endorser for a newly opened health and beauty center. Well, Ethel Booba could maybe land a paying gig endorsing anti-psychotic drugs.

The owner of the condominium decided not to press arson charges against Ethel Booba. All the owner asked was for her leave and pronto.

Anyway, the moral of the story? Make sure there are no sprinklers if you decide you've had enough of life and want the TV set, sofa and dining table to die with you in a fire.