Kimeralds Are Not Guilty! - Gerald Anderson

Gerald Anderson rose to the defense of those crazy Kimerald fans, saying he doesn't believe they are behind the death threats directed at him and Bea Alonzo.

After crying in a press con, Gerald might as well cut off his balls and hand them to the Kimeralds. The Kimerald can then place Gerald's balls in a place of honor at their Kim Chui shrine where they meet regularly to chant their idol's name.

If the criminal minds who are the Kimeralds are not the culprit, then who? We know just a whiff of Gerald Anderson sniffing around a girl other than KIm would be enough to push them over the edge. Mention the names Pauleen Luna and Empress Schuck from Gerald's past and the Kimeralds are ready to compose death threats.

Kimeralds should just let Gerald Anderson be. He's what, 21 years old? He's young and should be allowed to let out his inner manwhore. Kim ain't doing it enough for him. Accept the truth, Kimeralds!