Aiko Melendez Sued by Ex-Boyfriend Patrick Meneses

Aiko Melendez is facing a court battle with her ex-boyfriend, Bulacan, Bulacan Mayor Patrick Meneses over libel and defamation of character.

And so Aiko Melenez and her man troubles continue. First the annulments of her marriages with actor Jomari Yllana and Chef Martin Jickain, and now this.

Aiko Melendez and the Mayor broke up on February 14, 2011 and two agreed not to speak about the reason behind the breakup to the media.

Well, psycho Aiko apparently went behind the mayor's back and plotted her revenge via twitter's direct messaging.

In a nut shell, Aiko and a gay friend colluded to spread the rumor that Mayor Patrick Meneses is gay through blind items.

Aiko Melendez, ang babaeng walang pahinga ----- sa lalaki.

It seems to me like Aiko doesn't take a rest in between relationships. In her defense, her lady parts probably get easily lonely. So, what can you do?

Since that's as far as the loneliness of Aiko's lady parts I am willing to talk about, I want to point out the wrongness of it all.

This is a diabolical plan MAJOR FAIL!

Using Twitter is like stealing and leaving a business card behind for the authorities to find you.

With Aiko and her cohort, I just can't.

Why not do the scheming over regular post? I know it would be slow but at least safer. We all know postal workers are only on the look out for money stuffed between greeting cards. If they don't find any currency there, your letter is safe.

So Mayor Patrick's first reaction upon reading the transcript of Aiko and her cohort's plan was "Nakakapangilabot."

Now why did I imagine that word being said by a convent-bred high school girl after seeing her first penis? "Nakakapangilabot" Why?!

The transcript also says that Mayor Patrick and his lover were caught by a roomboy at a resort tending to each others genital warts.

Aiko, naisip mo yun? Ewwwwww...

So which side do I believe? Hard to decide considering the source, Cristy Fermin.

Cristy Fermin, who has been convicted of estafa and libel, has a motive in bringing down Aiko Melendez. His name is Enrico Roque, the mayor of Pandi, Bulacan and the third party (allegedly) that broke up this love story.

I am assuming Enrique Roque, also the owner of Bodega ng Bayan, is one of Cristy Fermin's enveloper givers so it follows that Cristy Fermin would fight to the death to save her source of low-cost home appliances. Just like how she defends Willie Revillame who gave her a van just because.

Now Mayor Patrick and Mayor Enrico have both filed libel and defamation of character against Aiko in court.

Aiko was also declared persona non grata by Bulacan's Mayor League.

What does this entail? Does this mean Aiko can't step in Bulacan? What is the consequence if Aiko decides to go to Baguio and she has to pass through Bulacan to get there?

If there's a penalty, then Aiko can no longer get to any point in Luzon unlike a taxi, ever?

So many questions, .

I think type of punishment is no skin off Aiko's nose. I mean the mayors could have hurt her much worst if they ordered that Aiko can't date, much less marry, a person who resides in, or who has even a smidgen of connection to, Bulacan.

Chokoleit Trouble in Dubai

Chokoleit got his ass hauled off to jail in Dubai for wearing mini shorts.

This is dumbassness at its highest level. The police must have taken one good look at Chokoleit and said "Oh no, you didn't?"

Nahiya man lang sana si Chokoleit sa balat nya hinde naman flawless.

Chokoleit is stupid for not looking around and realizing that he's the only person parading in shorts with a busted face. How rude!!! Exposing locals and tourists alike to such a stomach-churning sight.

You and I know that news of Chokoleit's detention made Cristy Fermin's day, probably the whole year.

Cristy Fermin needs any good news she can have these days what with her envelope-giver Willie Revillame in hot water again.

Chaka vs Chaka

Standup comic Chokoleit said it, not me, about his feud with showbiz reporter/host Cristy Fermin.

Cristy lost her shit after finding out that Chokoleit, via Twitter, was cussing her and calling her out on the regular blind items featuring him and his besties Pokwang.

For daring to play, and beating, Cristy at her own own game, Chokoleit will be seeing her in court.

Cristy wrote in her tabloid column that Pokwang owes her for the paintings that Pokwang purchased from her art gallery. According to Chokoleit's twit, it is Cristy who owes Pokwang.

Hmmm.. who to believe? Based on NBI records, I'd believe Chokoleit. With all her libel and estafa cases, Cristy should be writing for the Women's Correctional gazette, not gracing local showbiz programs with her venom and vitriol.

I am surprised Cristy is suing Chokoleit for libel and unjust vexation. I would think that a reporter like Cristy who writes mostly garbage and untruths is thick-skinned and a true believer of freedom of expression.

Panlalait-pagmumura-paninirang puri - that's the whole basis of Cristy's suit against Chokoleit.

The basic tone of Cristy's showbiz column is panlalait-paninirang puri.

Kettle meet pot. I see you too have not been introduced.

Willie Revillame Quits ABS-CBN

Willie Revillame finally surfaced following months to laying low to announce in a press conference that he is rescinding his contract with ABS-CBN.

Before the people at the presscon could find out if there's an envelope with their name on it from Willie, ABS-CBN came back with "Willie will remain our bitch til his contract ends on September 2011."

Both Willie and ABS-CBN claim to be the aggrieved party in their agreement, so who is entitled to legally say "I quit you?" I guess we'll see the warring parties in court.

So basically, Willie revealed that he and one of the head bitches at ABS-CBN talked and agreed that Willie will be back on Wowowee on July 31.

But another head bitch who is higher on the totem pole blocked Willie's return, so came Pilipinas Win na Win and Kris Aquino's return to television. It was rumored that Willie wanted this head bitch gone from the network. So in the end, it all boiled down to Willie or the head bitch. Guess we know now who is more powerful.

Willie was offered a one-hour weekly show. Willie did not object to having another TV show, I don't think. What he didn't like was that it was pre-taped. Yes, pre-taped. If you ask me, pre-recording Willie hosting a show is an effective way of stopping the flow of caca coming out of his mouth when he is displeased about something.

The new Wowowee would have boasted new games, more prices like a house and lot, and minus Mariel Rodriguez, Valerie Concepcion and Cristy Fermin's newest target of tirade, Pokwang.

I think the new Wowowee would have been doomed from the start because the old problem at the old Wowowee would still there - Willie Revillame. Sooner or later Willie's arrogance will shine through. He can't help himself.

Wowowee Is No More

Cristy Fermin tried to one-up the competition by announcing that Willie Revillame would be returning to the noontime show Wowowee on July 31.

Cristy was wrong but naturally she blamed it on an ABS-CBN executive who wants Willie to get on one of his yachts and sail away never to be seen again.

As is ABS-CBS's wont, the network don't completely cancel a show in trouble. Instead, they reinvent it. Case in point: Showtime. And now, Wowowee.

Wowowee will be coming back, in the form of Pilipinas Win Win Win. Creative title, ain't it? The show will be hosted by Robin Padilla, Kris Aquino, Pokwang, Marielle Rodriguez and Valerie Concepcion.

Same old faces. Same set. Same set of games, almost. Same prizes. And same dancers. Well what innovative show can you come up when you are told on Tuesday that you are going to launch a new show on Saturday?

With Wowowee out, where's Cristy's precious Willie now? Unfortch, ABS-CBN is cooking up a Saturday show for Willie. But I have the feeling Willie, not even his shadow, will be seen in ABS-CBN again. He's eyeing that network where the person who is No 1 on his Christmas list is currently working.

From Your Lips to God's Ears

From DJ Mo's Twitter: "Mark my word, let me proclaim, I believe Rufa Mae Quinto is engaged to Mikey Arroyo. Who wants to bet I'm wrong?"

UPDATE: Rufa Mae has reacted to DJ Mo's Twitter. According to her, she's sad. No outright denial that it is not Mikey Arroyo.

Magdilang anghel ka, DJ Mo. Kung totoo ito, so malamang natuhog ni Rufa Mae ang mag-ama?

I will get to RepresentaTHIEVE Mikey Arroyo later on how stupid he is that he can’t even manage to loot the country’s coffers and lie about it with a straight face.

Sometimes when I watch DJ Mo on TV I wish he’d shut up, but overall I like him because he says what’s on his mind regardless of whoever it is. Remember DJ Mo’s catfight with Cristy Fermin?

I came across this exchange between DJ Mo and Cristy Fermin on 89.9 in some blog. I don’t know whether this is real or imagined, but it brings the funny.

Fermin : Is it true you called me stupid?
Mo : Yes, i did say you're stupid
Fermin : blah blah blah (kept on shouting at him)
MO : Ate Cristy
Fermin : Don't call me ate
Mo : Tita
Fermin : Don't call me tita
Mo : Miss Fermin
Fermin : Don't call me Miss
MO : Okay, Shrek
Fermin : Why did you call me shrek?
Mo : Because you're not giving me any options......... come on..........

Okay, on to DJ Mo. DJ Mo has been forever a thorn on the side of Rufa Mae because although they belong to same Sunday showbiz talk show (Showbiz Central), DJ Mo is not above implicating Rufa Mae in scandals and controversies such as her affair with Hayden Kho and her alleged sex video with Hayden Kho.

I don’t think Rufa Mae and DJ Mo share the same screen or segment on their show. That’s how unamicable they are. Neither would resign, so Rufa Mae is forced to see DJ Mo’s mug at least once a week when all she probably wanted to do is stuff him inside a medium-sized luggage (he’d fit in there) and never let him go.

I’m still wondering what Rufa Mae is doing in Showbiz Central except magpa cute and magpakita ng cleavage. I swear she’s not adding anything to the show. Raymond Gutierrez, the not popular twin, I can tolerate even though I wish that I could stuff his annoying eyeglasses in his mouth. I swear, gay, it’s not flattering with your fat cheeks. It’s Richard who has the high cheekbones.

What is Rufa Mae doing in show business? To give hope to girls with big boobs and small brains that they too can enter show business, use the showbiz connection to boost their profile and land a rich papa.