Chokoleit Trouble in Dubai

Chokoleit got his ass hauled off to jail in Dubai for wearing mini shorts.

This is dumbassness at its highest level. The police must have taken one good look at Chokoleit and said "Oh no, you didn't?"

Nahiya man lang sana si Chokoleit sa balat nya hinde naman flawless.

Chokoleit is stupid for not looking around and realizing that he's the only person parading in shorts with a busted face. How rude!!! Exposing locals and tourists alike to such a stomach-churning sight.

You and I know that news of Chokoleit's detention made Cristy Fermin's day, probably the whole year.

Cristy Fermin needs any good news she can have these days what with her envelope-giver Willie Revillame in hot water again.

Chaka vs Chaka

Standup comic Chokoleit said it, not me, about his feud with showbiz reporter/host Cristy Fermin.

Cristy lost her shit after finding out that Chokoleit, via Twitter, was cussing her and calling her out on the regular blind items featuring him and his besties Pokwang.

For daring to play, and beating, Cristy at her own own game, Chokoleit will be seeing her in court.

Cristy wrote in her tabloid column that Pokwang owes her for the paintings that Pokwang purchased from her art gallery. According to Chokoleit's twit, it is Cristy who owes Pokwang.

Hmmm.. who to believe? Based on NBI records, I'd believe Chokoleit. With all her libel and estafa cases, Cristy should be writing for the Women's Correctional gazette, not gracing local showbiz programs with her venom and vitriol.

I am surprised Cristy is suing Chokoleit for libel and unjust vexation. I would think that a reporter like Cristy who writes mostly garbage and untruths is thick-skinned and a true believer of freedom of expression.

Panlalait-pagmumura-paninirang puri - that's the whole basis of Cristy's suit against Chokoleit.

The basic tone of Cristy's showbiz column is panlalait-paninirang puri.

Kettle meet pot. I see you too have not been introduced.