Chaka vs Chaka

Standup comic Chokoleit said it, not me, about his feud with showbiz reporter/host Cristy Fermin.

Cristy lost her shit after finding out that Chokoleit, via Twitter, was cussing her and calling her out on the regular blind items featuring him and his besties Pokwang.

For daring to play, and beating, Cristy at her own own game, Chokoleit will be seeing her in court.

Cristy wrote in her tabloid column that Pokwang owes her for the paintings that Pokwang purchased from her art gallery. According to Chokoleit's twit, it is Cristy who owes Pokwang.

Hmmm.. who to believe? Based on NBI records, I'd believe Chokoleit. With all her libel and estafa cases, Cristy should be writing for the Women's Correctional gazette, not gracing local showbiz programs with her venom and vitriol.

I am surprised Cristy is suing Chokoleit for libel and unjust vexation. I would think that a reporter like Cristy who writes mostly garbage and untruths is thick-skinned and a true believer of freedom of expression.

Panlalait-pagmumura-paninirang puri - that's the whole basis of Cristy's suit against Chokoleit.

The basic tone of Cristy's showbiz column is panlalait-paninirang puri.

Kettle meet pot. I see you too have not been introduced.

Allesandra de Rossi: “Mukhang Katulong”

This is a story I read in my favorite entertainment tabloid, Bulgar.

Alessandra de Rossi probably rued the day she accepted an invitation to grace a major event in Lucena. While on a motorcade, a fan (obviously not of Alessandra) shouted “PANGIT,” referring to one of the stars of the ABS-CBN primetime teleserye Tayong Dalawa.

The fan probably got pissed off because Alessandra was acting like she’s at her tambayan making chika with her other org-mates. The motorcade was moving along quite nicely and Alessandra forgot to wave to the fans to make them feel special.

It’s Alessandra’s fault for not acknowledging the fans. After all, she was invited to add fun and glamor to the event. Alessandra provided the fun (or being the object of being made fun of). However the event coordinator forgot to inform Alessandra to provide glamor by looking it.

Alessandra attended the event with no make-up, not even lipstick, and without combing her hair. Did Alessandra just wake up, dress up (or down) and go to the event? “Mukha siyang katulong” was how Alessandra was described.

Bakit naman kasi pag morena ang artista mukha ng katulong? Pansinin, ang artistang tisay na maganda lang dahil maputi hindi tatawaging mukhang katulong.

I once saw Alessandra de Rossi in Greenhills. Well, there are girls more beautiful than she is but she’s far from plain looking. She’s no outstanding beauty but that could be blamed on the genes her mom and dad gave her. Anyway, beautiful actresses, starlets, celebrities whatever you call them are a dime a dozen. But there are so few talented actresses out there.

This Is The Only Time That I Have Called Chocolate Ugly

Chocoleit is one fugly dong licker. I just had to get it out of my chest because he's got that disturbing kind of fugliness. He is so fucking ugly that I get this pain everytime I see him on TV that I just had to look away. I'll jump ahead and guess what many of you are probably thinking. "So, he's ugly. But he's a funny comedian and a good singer." I say, "so what if he's got talent? He is fucking ugly! That's the point I'm trying to make!

I'm all over the Internet trying to find a photo of His Fugliness to put up here. Alas, I'm not so lucky. I finally got to ABS-CBN's site, and guess what? I found a photo of Bentong instead. No sign of His Fugliness anywhere. That my dears I consider the ultimate justification of the point I'm trying to shove down your throats. Chocoleit is fucking ugly!