Kimerald Fans Are Stupid

Kimerald fans went up in arms when they heard that Sharon Cuneta chose Angela Locsin to play her daughter in the millionth sequel to Mano Po. The reason was simply because Sharon Cuneta does not know Kim Chiu in person. Well, the Kimerald fans got insulted and in the process disrespected Sharon Cuneta while trying to defend their idol.

I’m not surprised if they alluded to Sharon Cuneta’s size. Fans can get personal and ugly as what I’ve witnessed so many times in the entertainment forums. Well, next to Kim Chiu, Sharon Cuneta is the Titanic. But, hello?! Megastar? They should have kept their mouth shut if they want Kim Chiu to work with Sharon Cuneta in the future. And when Kim Chiu meets Sharon Cuneta? How will she explain her fans’ action? Awkward.

Aside from attempting, and failing, to engage Sharon Cuneta (hello, Megastar?!) in a head-on collision, they also have this stupid penchant for insulting young female stars who are being groomed as a possible partner to Gerald Anderson. There was Erich Gonzales, whom they called a starlet. Then there was Sarah Geronimo. I’d rather watch paint dry than watch Sarah Geronimo, but gurl’s box-office track record is out there. Ayaw ba ng fans na medyo maambunan naman ng konti si Gerald Anderson?

I read the Kimerald fans will be petitioning the powers that be of ABS-CBN and Star Cinema not to break up the Kimerald loveteam. Have the fans considered just watching the past movies, commercials and teleserye of their idol? Why clamor for a new movie for Kimerald when watching one of their movies is like watching all of their movies? Nag-iba lang ang title at mga co-stars. Anyway, let’s see if ABS-CBN heeds the request of a handful of Kimerald fans over the possibility of raking in millions from a Sarah Geronimo starrer.

Speaking of commercials, anyone find Kim Chiu a ridiculous choice for an endorser of feminine products? Again to Kimerald fans, bow down to Sharon Cuneta for she, or rather her figure, is a testament to the truth that she eats what she endorses.

Watching Kim Chiu endorsing Modess and ph care (?) is uncomfortable. They say the camera adds 10 pounds to your body weight on screen. If Kim Chiu, on screen, looks like she can give Olive Oyl a run for her money, imagine how the girl looks in IRL. As anorexic looking as she is, gurl looks like she has not been visited by Aunt Flo in months. So is she believable as a Modess endorser? Please someone tell Kim Chiu there is no nutritional value from licking dew off grass for sustenance.

And that feminine wash commercial. How stupid is the concept of a feminine wash giving a girl confidence to climb her boyfriend’s neck. Ewe. Even monkeys don’t do that to their significant other. And I refuse to get into the implication that Gerald Anderson can smell Kim Chiu clinging on his neck, and it’s ‘fresh.” Ewe.

I’m curious lang but why the unimaginative name Kimerald? I know it’s the combination of Kim and Gerald? But every time I hear or read that name, I always remind myself that it’s a stupid fans base name, not a low-carat precious stone. And don’t get me started on Dongyan. Is it a newly discovered ancient ruin or food manufacturer in China?