Did Kim Chui Jump the Line for Biometrics Voters Registration?

According to the Kapamilya actress, "Oh, no, she didn't." Allegedly, she was at a Marikina mall before it even opened and asked one of her julalays to wait in line for her while she waits inside her chariot. She only went inside when it was her turn to have her biometrics did. (Plausible as artistas really do have plenty of PAs)

But per a viral video, the sweaty masses who were in line alleged that Kim Chui, like a princess blessing her subjects, flounced inside the mall and overtook all of them ng walang kaabog abog. 

Watch the viral #nobionovoto registration video and judged for yourself. It might me Bea Binene on there if you ask Xian Lim. hahahaha

On that note: Artistas and rich people have it good unlike us, the sweaty masses. Long lines are a common shared experience for Every Juan and we bear it just to get something important done. You can relate if everyday you have to wait in line at bus, jeep and tricycle terminals; banks (all local banks it seems); grocery/supermarket; the ticket booths for the Tamang Panahon concert and even sa Broadway if you to watch Eat Bulaga live.

If you're planning to jump in line, all the people behind and in front of you would all be like: 

Kimeralds Are Not Guilty! - Gerald Anderson

Gerald Anderson rose to the defense of those crazy Kimerald fans, saying he doesn't believe they are behind the death threats directed at him and Bea Alonzo.

After crying in a press con, Gerald might as well cut off his balls and hand them to the Kimeralds. The Kimerald can then place Gerald's balls in a place of honor at their Kim Chui shrine where they meet regularly to chant their idol's name.

If the criminal minds who are the Kimeralds are not the culprit, then who? We know just a whiff of Gerald Anderson sniffing around a girl other than KIm would be enough to push them over the edge. Mention the names Pauleen Luna and Empress Schuck from Gerald's past and the Kimeralds are ready to compose death threats.

Kimeralds should just let Gerald Anderson be. He's what, 21 years old? He's young and should be allowed to let out his inner manwhore. Kim ain't doing it enough for him. Accept the truth, Kimeralds!

Kimerald Should Get A Life

Instead of making Gerald Anderson cry.

That's what Gerald Anderson did - cry - while answering a question from a reporter at the recent press conference for his new movie with Kim Chui "Til My Heartaches End."

Their fans, known interplanetarily as the Kimerald, allegedly threatened to splash acid, the kind that disfigures, on the faces of Gerald and his alleged new squeeze, Bea Alonzo. As if that's not cuckoo enough, the Kimerald allegedly sent death threats to Gerald and his mother.

During the same press con, Kim Chui, also with tears rolling down her cheeks, asked their fans to behave and stop with the threats. That's all Kim Chui can do really because who will watch her movies and give her lavish gifts if the Kimerald are all put in straight jackets by men in white and sent into a padded white cell.

Just because the Kimerald gave Kim and Gerald each wide screen TVS does not give them the right to make Gerald cry. They could just have asked for the TV back, you know.

Who can blame Gerald for outgrowing Kim? Kim herself has changed over the years from her stint in Pinoy Big Brother Teen Edition, thanks very much to plastic surgery. Surely, Gerald has the right to switch to liempo after dining for years on bulalo.

These are the same fans who threatened voodoo on ABS-CBN executives who will dare to break Kim and Gerald apart. Who needs fans when you have the Kimeralds around? Craaazy is putting it mildly.

Gerald Anderson and Kim Chui Break up

Gerald Anderson finally spoke up about rumors that he and his loveteam Kim Chui have broken up in an interview on the Sunday showbiz talk show The Buzz.

That curious sound you’re hearing in the background is the wailing of millions, I mean, global Kimeralds as they finally realize Gerald Anderson is not that into Kim Chui.

So Gerald and Kim's loveteam was only reel. Their relationship was special, but did not even come close to boyfriend-girlfriend.

Gerald and Kim buckled under the great pressure and high expectations of their fans, who are treating them like they are husband and wife living under the same roof already. I can appreciate this given how rabid many of the Kimeralds are. If you are cuckoo enough to threaten evil witchcraftery to anyone who separates Kim and Gerald, you are delusional enough to believe that what you see on a movie or TV program is true.

On the issue that Kim harmed herself when her "special" relationship with Gerald imploded, Gerald says it's not true. But I get the feeling that Kim is much more into Gerald than Gerald is into Kim. Let's leave it at that.

Gerald is keeping the hope alive in the Kimeralds' hearts with the assurance that he and Kim will still share the same space and breathe the same air in future movie and TV projects. Projects are money. Will they both say no to money?

Gerald and Kim may have fooled their dearest Kimeralds with their lovey dovey words and actions, but Gerald is still thankful to them for making sure he has money in the bank, several cars, a big house, big boy toys and other investments.

The interview did not touch the issue of the budding? or is secret romance? between Gerald and Bea Alonzo. Why would ABS-CBN? Walang pera sa relasyon nila.

In the recently held Star Magic Ball, Gerald and Bea arrived separately accompanies by different dates. But come closing time, they quietly sneaked out of the party together. And Kim? she remained at the party with her best girlfriends. Awww....

Sam Pinto: The Kimeralds’ New Enemy

After Sharon Cuneta, Erich Gonzales and Sarah Geronimo, Kimeralds, the rabid fans of Kim Chiu and Gerald Anderson, are once again polishing their claws to victimize another female celebrity who dared attached her name to Gerald Anderson.

Sam Pinto, model and recent evictee from the Pinoy Big Brother House, has stated in her interviews that she likes Gerald Anderson. Those who care about Sam Pinto’s welfare should have told her that saying this is a red flag to Kimerald fans. With this declaration of war, she’s relatively safer in a den of lions than trolling the hallways of ABS-CBN.

Sam and Gerald are bound to meet as they work for the same network. Gerald is an ABS-CBN and Star Magic talent while Sam Pinto, following her eviction from Pinoy Big Brother, was immediately signed up to host Willie Revillame’s WoWoWee.

If there’s a kiligness factor between the two, a movie or teleserye maybe in the offing. However, if Kimeralds have their way, Sam Pinto would extra star in a love triangle with Kim and Gerald, and be killed by a runaway kariton during the first scene of the movie.

By the way, I watched Gerald and Kim visit the PBB house to promote their new movie , Pa'no Na Kaya, and I found Kim and Gerald to be likeable. Therefore, I conclude that I snark on them here so much because of their stupid fans, the so called Kimerald.

Tales of Two Fans: Kimerald and Marian Rivera

The entertainment tabloid Bulgar is really a must-read every morning because it is informative. These reactions from Kimerald and Marian Rivera fans continue to prove what I think about some rabid fans.

According to a Kimerald fan, there is a conspiracy to break up the globally famous loveteam of Kim Chui and Gerald Anderson. Apparently, TPTB (the powers that be) at the Kapamilya network is moving heaven and earth to sign up Kim and Gerald in teleseryes, variety shows and movies without the other. ABS-CBN is not aware of it, but the fans are onto them, added the well-meaning fan.

All these maneuverings started after Sarah Geronimo, whom the fan called a starlet, let it known that "gustong matikman [ni Sarah] este makapareha si Gerald." Matikman is the fan's word, not mine.

First of all, I would think that Gerald Anderson would not be the first person or thing that Sarah would want to taste. In Cristy Fermin's column there's this giveaway blind item about a young actress/singer who can't eat ice cream, chocolates and manggang hilaw na sinawsaw sa bagoong.

The young star's mother is to blame for the ban on these foods because the foods are not good for the young singer's voice. The young actress singer is also banned from going to gimmick barkada by her loving mother.

Seems the mother skipped the word "moderation" while browsing the dictionary. She focused instead on the words "investment" "cash cow" and "meal ticket."

Second, if Sarah Geronimo is a starlet, what do you call a young star who has yet to have sold-out concerts, box-office hits, albums selling like hotcakes and the title Box Office Queen? Starletini?

As for the Kimerald fans, they have truly imbibed the true meaning of the word "business sense." Well, the millions and millions of Kimerald fans all over the world are there to support all the endeavors of their well-loved couple. So it follows that un-breaking Kimerald makes business sense.

Okay, enough of Kimerald fans and business sense.

On the second story, which involved a Marian Rivera fan. The fan commented that Kim Chui is baduy, in terms of clothes and accessories. Kim buys hers in Divisoria while Marian's are all branded.

Admittedly, I don't follow Kim Chui but the few times I saw her guest on variety shows I don't find her baduy manamit. Let's admit it. Kim Chui with her super thin body, and if she were a few inches taller, would be the envy of anorexic models prancing along the catwalks of New York and Paris who have to munch on ice cubs for lunch and quiet their hunger pangs with cigarettes to maintain their svelte look.

And what is wrong with clothes and accessories from Divisoria? In this kind of economy? I would like to believe even well-paid actors and actresses are not immune. Someone should tell this fan that he/she just insulted a whole community of Divisoria shoppers.

As for Marian Rivera's all-branded things, she's probably making up for her baduy na pananalita. Admit it, it doesn't go with her Spanish mestiza look. Once you hear Marian talk, you'd wish she had stayed silent. Okay, okay, her speech pattern is the result of her born and raised in Cavite. But why is being a palengkera/palaban something to be proud of if you come from Cavite? I'm just musing. Not being a jeluz h8tr, or anything.

By the way, I don't dislike Marian. I just like Marian and Dingdong.

Kim Chui. Well, I didn't know I was rooting for Mickey Lee in Pinoy Big Brother Teen Edition until after Lauren Dyogi started manipulating situations in the "reality show" to push for the what is now known as the "Kimerald" loveteam. I had to quit the show towards the end because it was becoming so goshdarn predictable: a young girl caught in the admiration of two guys - the boy next door and the geek.

Of course, the boy next door won. Only in Judd Apatow movies do geeks kick pretty boys' asses.

Kim Chiu vs Angel Locsin: And The Winner Is...No One

Remember Kim Chiu and Angel Locsin being pitted against each for the role as Sharon Cuneta’s daughter in Mano Po 6? It appears to be premature since Sharon Cuneta was just asked who her choice is. Not that her choice is cast in stone.

Kim Chiu was unaware Angel Locsin was chose over her. According to Kim “di ko alam may Mano Po 6 na pala. You and me both, Kim.

Angel Locsin refused the role because she’s tired of waiting line in the bank for Mother Lily’s post-dated checks to clear through. Naaah. Angel said she cannot accept the role even if it is offered to her because she is exclusively tied with Star Cinema. That refusal created a backlash from Mother Lily of Regal Films and her daughter Roselle Monteverde.

Mother Lily was quoted as saying “Angel Locsin should learn from Sharon Cuneta how to honor her commitments. She was one of my babies once. As her mother, I got hurt because she had a commitment with me to do three more movies. But still I let go of this issue because I want her to grow."

Angel, who was originally an exclusive GMA-7 contract star, still had a commitment with Regal to do three movies. A sudden decision to move to ABS-CBN in July 2007, however, disregarded her movie contract with Regal Films. Mano Po 6 would have been Angel’s seventh movie with the production company, had she taken the role.

And more fighting words from Mother Lily’s daughter Roselle Monteverde, “She is using us again on her press releases. Bakit niya kami bini-bring up sa issue? Hindi na kami naghahabol sa kanya. Stars come and go. The kind of artists who succeed are intelligent. Hindi lang oo nang oo sa mga katabi, kahit mali sunod lang nang sunod. Parang sponge."

Why is there a cat fight about who gets to play Sharon Cuneta’s movie in Mano Po the millionth sequel? Shouldn’t there be a protest against making another movie about a Chinese family? How many interesting Chinese family dynamics are there left to explore? And how many non-Chinese actors are they going to hire to utter Tagalog lines in a Chinese accent? Talk about awkward and unbelievable.

Mother Lily is constantly being referred to as the savior of the local film industry. I beg to disagree. Ginawa nyang bobo ang manonood ng pelikula by making all these commercial movies that follow the same formula. Silang dalawa ni Robbie Tan ng Seiko Films. Basta lang kumita. Ang dahilan kesa naman mawalan ng trabaho ang maraming tao. What a cop out.

Kimerald Fans Are Stupid

Kimerald fans went up in arms when they heard that Sharon Cuneta chose Angela Locsin to play her daughter in the millionth sequel to Mano Po. The reason was simply because Sharon Cuneta does not know Kim Chiu in person. Well, the Kimerald fans got insulted and in the process disrespected Sharon Cuneta while trying to defend their idol.

I’m not surprised if they alluded to Sharon Cuneta’s size. Fans can get personal and ugly as what I’ve witnessed so many times in the entertainment forums. Well, next to Kim Chiu, Sharon Cuneta is the Titanic. But, hello?! Megastar? They should have kept their mouth shut if they want Kim Chiu to work with Sharon Cuneta in the future. And when Kim Chiu meets Sharon Cuneta? How will she explain her fans’ action? Awkward.

Aside from attempting, and failing, to engage Sharon Cuneta (hello, Megastar?!) in a head-on collision, they also have this stupid penchant for insulting young female stars who are being groomed as a possible partner to Gerald Anderson. There was Erich Gonzales, whom they called a starlet. Then there was Sarah Geronimo. I’d rather watch paint dry than watch Sarah Geronimo, but gurl’s box-office track record is out there. Ayaw ba ng fans na medyo maambunan naman ng konti si Gerald Anderson?

I read the Kimerald fans will be petitioning the powers that be of ABS-CBN and Star Cinema not to break up the Kimerald loveteam. Have the fans considered just watching the past movies, commercials and teleserye of their idol? Why clamor for a new movie for Kimerald when watching one of their movies is like watching all of their movies? Nag-iba lang ang title at mga co-stars. Anyway, let’s see if ABS-CBN heeds the request of a handful of Kimerald fans over the possibility of raking in millions from a Sarah Geronimo starrer.

Speaking of commercials, anyone find Kim Chiu a ridiculous choice for an endorser of feminine products? Again to Kimerald fans, bow down to Sharon Cuneta for she, or rather her figure, is a testament to the truth that she eats what she endorses.

Watching Kim Chiu endorsing Modess and ph care (?) is uncomfortable. They say the camera adds 10 pounds to your body weight on screen. If Kim Chiu, on screen, looks like she can give Olive Oyl a run for her money, imagine how the girl looks in IRL. As anorexic looking as she is, gurl looks like she has not been visited by Aunt Flo in months. So is she believable as a Modess endorser? Please someone tell Kim Chiu there is no nutritional value from licking dew off grass for sustenance.

And that feminine wash commercial. How stupid is the concept of a feminine wash giving a girl confidence to climb her boyfriend’s neck. Ewe. Even monkeys don’t do that to their significant other. And I refuse to get into the implication that Gerald Anderson can smell Kim Chiu clinging on his neck, and it’s ‘fresh.” Ewe.

I’m curious lang but why the unimaginative name Kimerald? I know it’s the combination of Kim and Gerald? But every time I hear or read that name, I always remind myself that it’s a stupid fans base name, not a low-carat precious stone. And don’t get me started on Dongyan. Is it a newly discovered ancient ruin or food manufacturer in China?