Showing posts with label Kimerald. Show all posts
Showing posts with label Kimerald. Show all posts

October 22, 2010

Kimeralds Are Not Guilty! - Gerald Anderson

Gerald Anderson rose to the defense of those crazy Kimerald fans, saying he doesn't believe they are behind the death threats directed at him and Bea Alonzo.

After crying in a press con, Gerald might as well cut off his balls and hand them to the Kimeralds. The Kimerald can then place Gerald's balls in a place of honor at their Kim Chui shrine where they meet regularly to chant their idol's name.

If the criminal minds who are the Kimeralds are not the culprit, then who? We know just a whiff of Gerald Anderson sniffing around a girl other than KIm would be enough to push them over the edge. Mention the names Pauleen Luna and Empress Schuck from Gerald's past and the Kimeralds are ready to compose death threats.

Kimeralds should just let Gerald Anderson be. He's what, 21 years old? He's young and should be allowed to let out his inner manwhore. Kim ain't doing it enough for him. Accept the truth, Kimeralds!

October 12, 2010

Kimerald Should Get A Life

Instead of making Gerald Anderson cry.

That's what Gerald Anderson did - cry - while answering a question from a reporter at the recent press conference for his new movie with Kim Chui "Til My Heartaches End."

Their fans, known interplanetarily as the Kimerald, allegedly threatened to splash acid, the kind that disfigures, on the faces of Gerald and his alleged new squeeze, Bea Alonzo. As if that's not cuckoo enough, the Kimerald allegedly sent death threats to Gerald and his mother.

During the same press con, Kim Chui, also with tears rolling down her cheeks, asked their fans to behave and stop with the threats. That's all Kim Chui can do really because who will watch her movies and give her lavish gifts if the Kimerald are all put in straight jackets by men in white and sent into a padded white cell.

Just because the Kimerald gave Kim and Gerald each wide screen TVS does not give them the right to make Gerald cry. They could just have asked for the TV back, you know.

Who can blame Gerald for outgrowing Kim? Kim herself has changed over the years from her stint in Pinoy Big Brother Teen Edition, thanks very much to plastic surgery. Surely, Gerald has the right to switch to liempo after dining for years on bulalo.

These are the same fans who threatened voodoo on ABS-CBN executives who will dare to break Kim and Gerald apart. Who needs fans when you have the Kimeralds around? Craaazy is putting it mildly.

February 12, 2010

Sam Pinto: The Kimeralds’ New Enemy






After Sharon Cuneta, Erich Gonzales and Sarah Geronimo, Kimeralds, the rabid fans of Kim Chiu and Gerald Anderson, are once again polishing their claws to victimize another female celebrity who dared attached her name to Gerald Anderson.

Sam Pinto, model and recent evictee from the Pinoy Big Brother House, has stated in her interviews that she likes Gerald Anderson. Those who care about Sam Pinto’s welfare should have told her that saying this is a red flag to Kimerald fans. With this declaration of war, she’s relatively safer in a den of lions than trolling the hallways of ABS-CBN.

Sam and Gerald are bound to meet as they work for the same network. Gerald is an ABS-CBN and Star Magic talent while Sam Pinto, following her eviction from Pinoy Big Brother, was immediately signed up to host Willie Revillame’s WoWoWee.

If there’s a kiligness factor between the two, a movie or teleserye maybe in the offing. However, if Kimeralds have their way, Sam Pinto would extra star in a love triangle with Kim and Gerald, and be killed by a runaway kariton during the first scene of the movie.

By the way, I watched Gerald and Kim visit the PBB house to promote their new movie , Pa'no Na Kaya, and I found Kim and Gerald to be likeable. Therefore, I conclude that I snark on them here so much because of their stupid fans, the so called Kimerald.