July 7, 2009

Katrina Halili Crying Watch: 100th Edition


Here we go again! Katrina Halili crying on national TV again while being interviewed by Pia Guanio on Showbiz Central last Sunday.

Katrina Halili and nemesis Dr Vicki Belo nearly crossed paths as they were both scheduled to do a live interview. Unfortunately, we didn’t get to see what surely would have been a battle of eye rolls and side-eyes between the two.



Maybe you were hoping for a physical confrontation, hair-pulling at the very least. Not me. I’m a realist. The aftermath in the battle between Katrina and Vicki is not blood shed; it’s hundreds of pesos worth of silicone and plastics. In this economy, it’s not practical to waste that amount of investment.

While Vicki Belo is now palaban following all those ill-advised lawsuits that have been filed against her by Katrina, our accidental porn star continues to play the victim role.

Asked what her reaction is to Vicki Belo interview in which the doctor said she’s hurt by Katrina’s move to sue her and Belo Medical after she forgave the actress for her affair witj Hayden Kho,

“Sabi niya (Belo) wala nang lalabas. Sila rin naman yung hindi tumitigil. Nananahimik po ako. Sila yung nagbibigay ng clue, binigay nila yung pangalan ko. Sila naman yung nag-umpisa. Ngayon lang naman ako nagsalita,"

“Ayoko nang pag-usapan ito, tapos na po ‘yon. Nag-usap kami noong December. Maayos po yun. Di ko po sinabing naglalaro ako. Di ko dineny. Ayoko na po ipagtanggol yung sarili ko."


And her feelings for Dr Vicki Belo now? Katrina said with total feelings “Ayoko na pong pag-usapan kung ano po yung napag-usapan namin. Ayoko na po, tapos na po yun. Hindi ko po sinabing naglaro lang ako. Hindi ko po idinenay... Ayoko na pong ipagtanggol ang sarili ko!"

Poor wittle Katrina couldn’t even form a coherent sentence even after the topic to the positive impact of the scandal on her life. "Basta, masasabi ko lang... Ayoko na po...hindi ko alam...ang gulo po ng utak ko. Walang pumapasok sa utak ko. Kanina pa..."

And who’s giving her support? "Siyempre po yung pamilya ko, si God, yung mga taong nagmamahal sa akin. Hindi ko alam... Walang pumapasok sa kukote ko."

See, kaya walang pumapasok sa kukote ni Katrina kasi inglis ng inglish si Pia Guanio. HAHAHA Can’t they fire Pia Guanio on Showbiz Central and give her a lifestyle show or something?

Speak in the vernacular when your interviewee is struggling with emotions. Conversing in English is obviously taxing what little brain power Katrina had at that moment. Emotional anguish na mental torture pa. Ano ba?!

Seriously, Katrina is not ready to be interviewed. The people handling her career should be scheduling her for an appointment with a psychologist. At the risk of being accused of armchair psychologizing Katrina, she needs to get over the self-pity and the victim complex. Gurl, huwag mo maliitin ang sarili mo. Ang maliitin mo yung sex scandal, si Vicki Belo, ang ari ni Hayden, at si Hayden Kho. That sex scandal is not bigger than you are. Meaning, isaksak mo sa kukote mo that the sex video doesn’t define who you are. Incidente lang sa buhay mo yan.

At yung sex video. How many people are still watching that boring shit? I watched that video once on fast forward. What saved that video was Hayden’s efforts. A for Effort! (Blech, did I just send kudos down Hayden’s way?) Anyway, Katrina isa kang tahong na nakabukaka sa video. As they say once you’ve seen one tahong, you’ve seen them all.

2 comments:

  1. Anonymous6:28 AM

    i can read your post again and again and you will still make me laugh without fail. im now a fan pinay pie. obvious ba. kanina pako comment ng comment. hahaha

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  2. Thanks anonymous poster. :D Will strive to post more often for your entertainment and others out there. :D

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