At Ang Kati Ay Nagsimula Na

Kris Aquino and Makati Mayour Jun Jun Binay were sighted on August 30 shopping at Glorietta 4 in Makati.

In the phone video was taken by a paparazzo for TweetBiz, Kris and Major JunJun were in the company of Kris' sons Joshua and Baby James and Mayor JunJun's maid carrying several shopping bags.

The highlight of this sighting? When Baby James asked his mother dearest, "Is he your boyfriend?" The child was obviously referring to the mayor, not one of the males he saw passed by their group.

Kris was deadma at first but when the son asked the same question again, mother dearest said "hindi ko siya boyfriend."

With this outing with JunJun Binay, seems Kris is not at all bothered that she is coming out as the villainess in the Kris-James marriage mess. It also appears that the itch has started - not from the STD that Kris allegedly got from Joey Marquez - duh!

Joshua, son of Kris by Philip Salvador, was also in the video. Can't we free Joshua from Kris and give him to President Noynoy for adoption. Joshua is the innocent child in all of these mess, he deserves hugs and kisses.

And Kris and her battalion of publicists will spin this as nothing more than a shopping outing between two besties. Watch!

Kris Aquino is Baacckk!

It's like she never went away in the first place.
Admit. Not a day went by during Kris Aquino's three-week absence when we didn't hear news about her. And she said she'll be keeping a low profile while her brother, Noynoy, is Philippine president?
The plane she arrived at on July 31 was still unloading passengers but Kris already spoke with entertainment reporters and her good friend Boy Abunda to spill all about her troubled marriage with James Yap, her rumored pregnancy and her love prospects.
On the rumored pregnancy, I'm a bit (okay, a lot) skeptical over who really let it out that she is pregnant. Kris claims she's pissed about the rumor but she's also a spotlight seeker and adoration addict.
On her love prospects, there are four: Gerald Anderson, Coco Martin, Chiz Escudero and Jun Jun Binay. I got the feeling that while Kris is trying to downplay the love angle with Jun Jun Binay, she's kinikilig deep inside.
And kinikilig is not what she's feeling for her husband James Yap. Well, not anymore, not since April 26 (yup, with an exact date). There's also a song that goes along with the state of her feelings "It Must Have Been Love" by Roxette. Chiz Escudero!
The sisters have asked Kris to stay away from romantic involvements for six years. Let's see. If Kris' addiction to fame and attention is stronger than her need for peen love for fairy tales fairy tale endings it won't be long before Kris makes Jun Jun Binay her main bitch.

Wowowee Is No More

Cristy Fermin tried to one-up the competition by announcing that Willie Revillame would be returning to the noontime show Wowowee on July 31.

Cristy was wrong but naturally she blamed it on an ABS-CBN executive who wants Willie to get on one of his yachts and sail away never to be seen again.

As is ABS-CBS's wont, the network don't completely cancel a show in trouble. Instead, they reinvent it. Case in point: Showtime. And now, Wowowee.

Wowowee will be coming back, in the form of Pilipinas Win Win Win. Creative title, ain't it? The show will be hosted by Robin Padilla, Kris Aquino, Pokwang, Marielle Rodriguez and Valerie Concepcion.

Same old faces. Same set. Same set of games, almost. Same prizes. And same dancers. Well what innovative show can you come up when you are told on Tuesday that you are going to launch a new show on Saturday?

With Wowowee out, where's Cristy's precious Willie now? Unfortch, ABS-CBN is cooking up a Saturday show for Willie. But I have the feeling Willie, not even his shadow, will be seen in ABS-CBN again. He's eyeing that network where the person who is No 1 on his Christmas list is currently working.

Everybody Was There Except James Yap

The presence of everybody from celebrities to foreign dignitaries at the inaugural of our 15th president, Noynoy Aquino, failed to gloss over the absence of basketball star James Yap, the soon-to-be-ex-husband? of presidential sister Kris Aquino.

Kris Aquino, wearing a Filipiana-inspired yellow gown by designer Paul Cabral, attended the inaugural with her two sons from different fathers, Baby James and Joshua, with their respective yayas in tow.

Prior to Kris's national announcement that she's had it with her husband, James was all set to go on the inauguration of his brother-in-law, Noynoy.

Now that Kris has opened her mouth, along with her family's dirty linen (once again), what is left but for James to skip the event. Honga naman. Baka isnabin pa siya dun ni Kris.

Reporters have been after James Yap to get his side of the marital split. But he has either decided to keep mum about it to keep the peace (whatever is left of it) or he is aware that he is not articulate and so decided to keep his mouth shut (which is very much suspect).

I thought these two were doomed from the start. I'm not referring to the obvious gulf-wide gap between the couple in terms of personality, intellect and upbringing. I'm talking about the fact that one is an ATTENTION SLUT and the other is just a plain MAN-SLUT.

The latest in this saga is that James has finally spoken: "It's final, ipaglalaban ko ang pagsasama ng pamilya natin." Yeah, we haven't heard the last of the Aquino-Yap melodrama since Kris will answer. She won't be able to help herself.

James Yap and Kris Aquino: It's Over!

On the Buzz on Sunday, June 27, Kris Aquino said that on her part, her marriage to James Yap is over.

If you cried about your last appearance on your show more than the end of your marriage, then it is indeed over.

Kris did not say why she and James are ending their marriage but, of course, speculations abound.

#1 James asked Kris to help his sister, who is a nurse, to secure a US visa and a job abroad. Kris allegedly responded "we don't use connections to gain favors."

#2 - James wanted to visit a relative in Negros who is not a supporter of President Noynoy. Kris apparently got mad and did not permit James to go.

#3 - The relationship between James and Joshua, Kris' son with Phillip Salvador, has gotten cold, making Kris hate her husband even more.

According to people close to James, there is no third party involved and that the reason for the break up of their marriage is a family thing.

James' whorish ways aside, I think Kris, sooner or later, is bound to emasculate her boyfriend or husband.

A remember a blind item I read about a celebrity couple who is in a showroom buying a new car. A wife can't say "ito na lang ang piliin mo, ako naman ang magbabayad eh" and expect your husband to worship at your feet even if you are a martyr's daughter, a former president's daughter, a sitting president's youngest sister and a multi-millionaire in your own right.

The legal issues relating to their marriage is now being processed, so apparently the new baby and the church wedding Kris talked about shortly after her mom, Cory Aquino, died is also out the window?

I'm still on the fence on this issue. For now I'll just say James deserves better and Kris deserves better. In short, di sila bagay. They would be just right for other people. Maybe Kris and Chavit Singson?

Leave Kris Aquino Alone!

Kris Aquino's cry fest in last Sunday's (Mar 14) The Buzz was laaame.

The crying started after the airing of Ruffa Gutierrez farewell video. Of course, we all know the whole story about Kris Aquino's tactlessness, Ruffa's abrupt exit from their TV show The Buzz and Anabelle Rama's subsequent verbal diarrhea.

Who believes Anabelle Rama? Who does she influence? The handful of showbiz reporters in her pocket? If you are an intelligent voter, you will not based your vote on an issue as major as the Philippine presidency on a person's incoherent tirade and who keeps a secret voodoo room in her mansion. Bottom line: Did Anabelle Rama or any of her children finished college? I'm not being a snob. I'm just saying.

As for Kris, I was LMAO watching her crying jag. It's mean, I know, but every time she pouts or grimace I imagine her trying to pass has, a very big one, and she's not succeeding.

We've heard and read all there is to hear and read about Kris Aquino and the scandals she got involved with over the years. The Ruffa-Anabelle vs Kris Aquino is just a lint, an insignificant one at that. It doesn't warrant Kris leaving The Buzz for good (and leaving Boy Abunda? OMG)

OMG! Was the crying necessary as well as the threat to take a leave of absence? A fight with Ruffa Gutierrez is nothing. How many scandals and controversies has Kris Aquino got involved in? I would have taken a leave of absence from life if it got out that I had contracted a sexually transmitted disease from a man who is not my husband and who himself is married to someone else.

So suck it up, you attention whore!

Will We Be Seeing Less of Kris Aquino?

Not because she’s in coma or something after her unfortunately fall, but because her scenes in her daily soap “Kung Tayo’s Magkakalayo” will be lessened “allegedly.”

If y’all are interested in Kris Aquino’s accident, here’s what happened. “Queen Of All Media” and “Whore for Attention” Kris Aquino was confined at the Makati Medical Center with “cerebral and labyrinthine concussion secondary to fall” after slipping in her bathroom in the early hours of Friday, Feb 19.

If any of you are worried, worry not. I’m sure Kris is fine if she was able to twit about her accident and keep updating it.

Here’s her Twitter entries:

"My gosh! Super exhaustion and my lack of balance while scrubbing my legs, I slipped in the shower. Super banged my head around 1:30 AM..." sabi sa post ni Kris.

"...So stayed up till 3 a.m. because not supposed to sleep after a bad untog! I’m still dizzy today."

"Our family doc, Dr Aye Nuguid, will check on me tonight. Still feeling dizzy. He wants to be sure I don’t have a concussion."

"Last tweet till I’m better. Forcing myself to update you all. I suffered a concussion. Cerebral and inner ear. Must’ve fallen that hard..."

Kris’last post that day: "Had CT scan. My BP shot up to 180/100. Confined next 3 nights. Good night. Will rest, promise."

Still not convinced? Kris Aquino had already spoken in her entertainment show “The Buzz” via phone patch and to every other entertainment shows, TV news programs and print media that have picked up the story.

According to Kris, she was super tired, hence the slip.

If I were that bone tired, I’d just my teeth and just go to sleep. A little dirt won’t hurt.

Apparently it didn’t occur to Kris to leave the shower for tomorrow. But if she was so concerned with dirt, she could have douse herself with Downey antibacterial fabric softener the next day and let it soak for at least 30 minutes.

Now, in unrelated news, the story line of “Kung Tayo’y Magkakalayo” will not focus so much on Kris Aquino but on Kim Chui and Gerald Anderson. I say not related news because the shift in story line has nothing to do with Kris Aquino being overexposed or Kris Aquino having permanent head damage from her accident.

The reason is that the teleserye’s ratings are going down because there are fewer and fewer viewers who can ignore Kris Aquino’s acting.

We all know Kris Aquino has the same facial expression whether the scene is happy, sad or scary – constipated. Come to think of it even her photos in print look like it’s been days – if you get my drift.

So the writers’ may be on to something there. If Kris Aquino is turning off viewers, let Kim Chui and Gerald Anderson be the focus because, you, know, the mighty Kimeralds could probably bully local audiences from tuning in again. That’s how delusional – powerful they are in their minds.

Mar Roxas and Korina Sanchez tie the knot - Finally

The long-awaited wedding (on Korina's part, I guess) between Sen Mar Roxas and TV broadcaster Korina Sanchez finally happened on Oct 27 at the Sto Domingo Church in Quezon City.

The Filipiana-inspired wedding was attended by the "who's who" of Philippine politics, showbiz, business and the alta sociedad.

The guest list included: Vice President Noli de Castro, Chief Justice Reynato Puno, Sen. Benigno "Noynoy"Aquino III, former President Joseph Estrada, Ballsy-Aquino Cruz, former Senatory and NEDA chief Ralph Recto, US Ambassador to the Philippines Kristie Kenney, former Senate President Franklin Drilon, Batangas Vice Governor Mark Leviste, PNRC Governor Rosa Rosal, and former Senator Jovito Salonga.

Guest from the world of media were: ABS-CBN Chairman Eugenio "Gabby" Lopez III, ABS-CBN President Charo Santos-Concio, veteran journalist Cheche Lazaro, and showbiz talk show host Kris Aquino, among others.

The bride, who arrived 45 minutes late to her wedding, wore white, a serpentine-style (whatever that is) gown designed by Pepito Alberta. Korina is no blushing virgin, but sige na nga let's just give it to her.

There were thousands of "uzis" outside the church waiting for a glimpse of the bride.

Imagine their disappointed when Korina arrived and was immediately surrounded by a huge cloth by her alalays to shield her from onlookers.

According to my favorite tabloid, the "supporters" (I'm using the term loosely) were so disappointed they will no longer vote for Mar.

Yeah! That's the kind of voters we have. They don't disappoint. I always say, just as there should be some sort of approval process before a couple can breed, people should be screened before they are allowed to vote. The requirements must be expanded to include not just being 18 years old. So what, right?

Korina was late because she visited the graves of her parents at Heritage Park in Taguig. I guess she couldn't do it a day before or after the ceremony, or the very next day. Added drama for a more entertaining look/read in the media. Wedding ceremonies are so routinary, kasi.

Guess, who attention-grabber was during the wedding? Nope, the bride. Kris Aquino, whose son James (the baby, not the daddy) was the ring bearer, came in a black gown for the afternoon affair.

As for the reception, guests gathered at the Roxas' grand mansion, Bahay na Puti, in Araneta. The reception was initially set to take place in Araneta Coliseum. But because Ondoy happened, that plan was scratched.

On the good stuff - the honeymoon. It's a short vacation in Hello Kitty land, Japan. A longer honeymoon is planned in Europe. So what happens in the honeymoon? They will talk political strategy. Just let your imagination run wild.

Who is Imeldific in the Bag Category?

Just as I don't give a flying fuck who you sleep with. I also don't give a fuck how you spend your money. There's this feature on SNN (Showbiz News Ngayon) about my favorite Ruffa Mae Quinto's P1 M bag. Then some jealous type came out with the tidbit that Sharon Cuneta owns a P3 M bag. Is this a pissing contest of imported bags? Really, it's their money and its theirs to spend.

However, some jeluz ha8ers are saying that showing this on TV is insensitive because a lot of Filipinos are starving, many are homeless and hundreds of children are malnourished (You don't say). This ostentatious display of wealth is like a slap in the face of the masa who comprises the bulk of viewers of TV programs shown on GMA 7 and ABS-CBN. Oo nga naman. But then you know, what's the use of having material possessions if you can't flaunt. I'm not saying that's appropriate, but that's the nature of the beast. If you have it, show it.

Not to be outdone, Anabelle Rama advised her daughter Ruffa Gutierrez not to flaunt her branded bags on TV because "maraming nagugutom na Pilipino. Lagi mo na lang dalhin para makita ng ibang tao." Uhm, like that's better.

Even Kris Aquino let us know that she doesn't own a bag worth a million because, according to her people, "inuna nya muna ang pamilya nya." Of course this made Kris happy because she doesn't fail to grab that chance to climb that cross and crucify herself. Eh, Kris, di ba sa mga shows mo banggit ka ng banggit ng mga gamit mo at sinasabi mo pa ang presyo. Like that time na bumili ka ng ilang piraso ng Philip Stein watches para iregalo. Magkano nga yun, sabi mo? P70,000 isang watch? It's always about you, Kris. Like my friend said, you are histrionic under the DSM Mental Health Disorder classification.

Kris Aquino Cries Again and It Is Over Some Prisoners

Oh, Kris you still can't cry like a good actress. I watched a snippet of Kris Aquino on her TV show, SNN (Showbiz News Ngayon), discussing how she feels about the recent release from prison of the soldiers involved in her dad Ninoy Aquino's assassination in Aug 1983. All I heard her say was "blah, blah this, blah blah that." Okay, I got the gist. She's really sad that the prisoners were released because an injustice was done to the Aquino family! Really, I had to change channels immediately because I was getting uncomfortable watching her emote. I switched channel before I figured out if Kris Aquino was attempting to cry and not succeeding, or she's just really constipated.

On a serious note, can the Aquino family please come down from the cross because a lot of people could really use the wood during these tough times? Seriously, they are known as devout Catholics, especially their matriarch Cory Aquino. Isn't one of the teachings of Catholicism "forgive those who have trespassed against you?" ( If it is not, please forgive). So, how come they cannot forgive the soldiers who have been languishing in prison for more than 20 years? Is it because mga Ilustrado sila, and they do not think that this teaching applies in their situation because "they have suffered so much?"

Personally, I believed those soldiers are victims too because they did not act without the orders of Somebody, whom the Aquino family should really hate and curse to high heavens.

Non-Waterproof Mascara is a No-no

Showbiz okrayan would not be complete without my favorite bitch, Kris Aquino. This happened eons of Sundays ago right after Kris was dissed on national TV by the Justice Secretary no less.

Kris Aquino was leaking black ink last, last Sunday on The Buzz! I thought for a minute she just came from shooting a scene where people had to throw creek mud at her face. For a celebrity who fancies herself a fashionista, this is a major faux pax. Noynoy must be thinking: “bye-bye political aspirations…so long presidency.” And her (not so famous) privacy-loving sisters must be raving: “Having a child out of wedlock with a married man is fabulous. Publicly admitting you contracted VD from your lover is cool! Having a fiance who is young enough to be your younger brother is super-duper trend setting. However, what is uncool is not using a waterproof mascara when you are about to go on a scripted crying jag infront of the cameras. How can you ever face our amigas from the alta sosyedad with our heads held high!” Meanwhile, Cory is hiding under her bed in shame because she knows she’s to blame for this catastrophe that became Kris. For those who don’t know, ad whore Kris is endorsing this low-end line of make-up, which is owned by a friend of her mother’s. Pictures of Kris, presumably wearing the make-up in question, litter along the MRT. It shows her in different types of moods, one of them a constipated Kris. We know you can cry at will now. But chrissakes! Cry in the privacy of your home first before leaving the house!