Jinkee Pacquiao was invited to guest on Ellen Degeneres' show on CBS.
Oh my God! Jinkee's extreme makeover whole face and body edition has finally paid off! But no. :( Jinkee Pacquiao refused the invitation.
sigh. What a gold mine of quotable quotes that would have been.
Jinkee was fearful of blood from her nose marring her plastic fantastic mug in case Ellen DeGeneres gets high falluting on her during the interview.
Jinkee would have said yes if the interview was taped because then she could flash her millions to the show's editors and producers to edit her to hell so she comes out smelling like roses and not the dim bulb that she is.
Half a point and no more for Jinkee for self-awareness, but then again that's what you get for neglecting to improve your brain along with your waist, hips, thighs, eyes, cheeks and lips.
Read a book or two sometime, bitch!
Maybe then you'll realize none of your children looks like you anymore.
I could apply as Jinkee's minder, but no. I'll be sticking with Mommy Dionesia. At least Mommy Dionesia is taking English lessons, last I heard. Mommy D knows she has conquered the Philippines. So next stop is world domination!
Minus 100 points for Jinkee for hanging out with celebutard Paris Hilton.
From the way Jinkee talks, she thinks wonky-eye Paris Hilton is the best thing since silicon injections.
Jinkee, before your read a book as I suggested, turn on your PC and look up Paris Hilton on the interwebs.
Just in 2010, Paris Hilton was banned from entering Japan because of her cocaine possession conviction. And that's just one and the latest of her shenanigans.
Paris Hilton is so 2007. That's when her celebrity status peaked. We won't get anything from her but herpes.
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