Kimerald Should Get A Life

Instead of making Gerald Anderson cry.

That's what Gerald Anderson did - cry - while answering a question from a reporter at the recent press conference for his new movie with Kim Chui "Til My Heartaches End."

Their fans, known interplanetarily as the Kimerald, allegedly threatened to splash acid, the kind that disfigures, on the faces of Gerald and his alleged new squeeze, Bea Alonzo. As if that's not cuckoo enough, the Kimerald allegedly sent death threats to Gerald and his mother.

During the same press con, Kim Chui, also with tears rolling down her cheeks, asked their fans to behave and stop with the threats. That's all Kim Chui can do really because who will watch her movies and give her lavish gifts if the Kimerald are all put in straight jackets by men in white and sent into a padded white cell.

Just because the Kimerald gave Kim and Gerald each wide screen TVS does not give them the right to make Gerald cry. They could just have asked for the TV back, you know.

Who can blame Gerald for outgrowing Kim? Kim herself has changed over the years from her stint in Pinoy Big Brother Teen Edition, thanks very much to plastic surgery. Surely, Gerald has the right to switch to liempo after dining for years on bulalo.

These are the same fans who threatened voodoo on ABS-CBN executives who will dare to break Kim and Gerald apart. Who needs fans when you have the Kimeralds around? Craaazy is putting it mildly.