Somewhere in Turkey, a groom accidentally killed three relatives at his wedding when he fired into the air with an assault rifle in celebration.Eight other people were wounded at the incident at the village of Akcagoze in the South Eastern province of Gaziantep.
The groom lost control of an AK-47 rifle and accidentally raked the guests with bullets.
His father and two of his aunts died in hospital.
Suffice to say, the groom is not enjoying his honeymoon.
Turks are notorious for breaking out into gunshots to celebrate weddings and sports victories, a practice that has caused many deaths and which authorities have so far failed to curb.
I automatically think of Ylmaz Bektas when I hear "Turkey" mentioned. It's really a testament to how far I've come that I don't associate turkey with poultry anymore. :p
Anyway, imagine the Turkish wedding of Ylmaz Bektas and Ruffa Gutierrez. Ylmaz, so proud that he's snared the heart of a Ms World Second Princess and a toast of Brunei, suddenly fired shots into the air out of shear joy.
Imagine, Ylmaz suddenly losing control of the gun.
Imagine, Anabelle Rama as one of the guests closest to the action.
The outcome of that fantasy depends on whether you're a fan or just a jeluz h8tr.
Yup, I'm on that bus going to hell.
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