The Bida In the Claudine vs Angelica War Has Spoken

Cris Castro, the wife of the man who is allegedly Claudine Barretto's partner in acts of homewreckery has spoken and her statement in just a few words is: lie teller is Claudine.

Lie telling #1: Raymart and Claudine on being the special guests in the dinner hosted by the Castro family to celebrate the completion of their renovated garden (a new garden with a birthday celebration, take that!). Wrong. The Santiagos are one of several guests that also included Derek Ramsay and Angelica Panganiban.

Lie telling #2: Angelica's foul mood even before the party started. Wrong. Angelica was quiet, no dabog moments like what Claudine claimed.

Lie telling #3: Angelica badmouthing Claudine and sister Gretchen Barretto at the party - that's when Claudine lost her cool. Wrong. Angelica was quiet and with Derek the whole time, making it impossible for her to say to anyone in the party how Gretchen gifted Derek with expensive things. It was Claudine who was hogging center stage that night.

Mrs Castro's other revelations are basically summed up with: "she's not impressed with Claudine - at all."

Claudine's stalkerish tendency:

Mrs Castro claims Claudine sometimes calls her house 30 days a day.

Now I know Claudine has not career to speak these days, but calling someone's house 30 times a day is too much! Shouldn't Claudine be calling people who can help resurrect her dying career?

Who is spreading the rumor that Claudine is fuck buddies with Mrs Castro's husband, Martin Castro?

According to Mrs Castro, she heard the rumor from Claudine herself. So, Claudine is spreading lies about herself?

Does Mrs Castro believe the rumor?
She doesn't. It's Claudine who can't let go, can't move on.

Mrs Castro reproached Claudine for mentioning her and her husband's names to the press. They treasure their privacy but she did mention in the interview she is not just a plain housewife. She is also a businesswoman with a new business that will soon open - The LifeScience Center for Wellness - at the Fort. Yeah, free publicity.

Is Claudine a very disturbed person? This negative publicity cannot be very good for the "earth mother" image she is trying to cultivate. If she is so desperate to return to her old glory days, she should at least hire a team of publicists to drum up publicities for her. Or is she is so hard up, she can borrow a PR person from Kris Aquino's battery of spin doctors. Kris has managed to get herself included in this mess by throwing her 10 cents in it, courtesy of her advice to Claudine. As if Kris needs another issue to keep herself in the press.

Survivor Philippines Celebrity Showdown: Vapid Useless Twat Princess Snell Eliminates Herself

Startruck contestant Princess Snell quit from Survivor Philippines Celebrity Showdown within the first three days of the competition.

It's good that she quit because she saved her fellow contestants the energy of booting out this vapid useless piece of oxygen-stealer.

Nasilaw sa 3 million pesos - the primary reason why this pathetic bitch joined the contest without thinking of what it would entail.

She quit because she hasn't eaten for two days. Hey, it's not like the other contestants had themselves a buffet and hid it from her.

The contestants were collecting shells for their meal but according to this insipid twat she felt ashamed to be eating the small shells so she did not partake.

What this vacuous bitch failed to say was she felt ashamed partaking of the food she had no hand in collecting. Lazy in addition to being a waste of space and oxygen.

The twat also confessed to being unprepared for camp life considering that she works out two hours a day. No shit, Einstein! An isolated island in Thailand is not Shangri-la Hotel.

Useless reality contestants like Princess Snell are either the first bootee or they go the distance. Not for anything positive they contribute to the show but for making anyone that sits beside them in the finals look good - and therefore a shoo-in for the win.

I Googled this fuck and found she had just had her 18th birthday this year. That's not the interesting part. What made me go hmmmm was she posed for the men's magazine FHM before joining Starstruck.

It's either the vapid twat was not legal when she posed for an adult men's magazine or she took an axe to slice a great portion off her actual age.

If it's not yet obvious in this post, I hate this insipid bitch with the rays of a thousand suns. For a purist Survivor fan like me it incites a great deal of hate to see contestants on my TV just because they're pretty when there are other contestants who could have been more interesting to watch.

At Ang Kati Ay Nagsimula Na

Kris Aquino and Makati Mayour Jun Jun Binay were sighted on August 30 shopping at Glorietta 4 in Makati.

In the phone video was taken by a paparazzo for TweetBiz, Kris and Major JunJun were in the company of Kris' sons Joshua and Baby James and Mayor JunJun's maid carrying several shopping bags.

The highlight of this sighting? When Baby James asked his mother dearest, "Is he your boyfriend?" The child was obviously referring to the mayor, not one of the males he saw passed by their group.

Kris was deadma at first but when the son asked the same question again, mother dearest said "hindi ko siya boyfriend."

With this outing with JunJun Binay, seems Kris is not at all bothered that she is coming out as the villainess in the Kris-James marriage mess. It also appears that the itch has started - not from the STD that Kris allegedly got from Joey Marquez - duh!

Joshua, son of Kris by Philip Salvador, was also in the video. Can't we free Joshua from Kris and give him to President Noynoy for adoption. Joshua is the innocent child in all of these mess, he deserves hugs and kisses.

And Kris and her battalion of publicists will spin this as nothing more than a shopping outing between two besties. Watch!

Chaka vs Chaka

Standup comic Chokoleit said it, not me, about his feud with showbiz reporter/host Cristy Fermin.

Cristy lost her shit after finding out that Chokoleit, via Twitter, was cussing her and calling her out on the regular blind items featuring him and his besties Pokwang.

For daring to play, and beating, Cristy at her own own game, Chokoleit will be seeing her in court.

Cristy wrote in her tabloid column that Pokwang owes her for the paintings that Pokwang purchased from her art gallery. According to Chokoleit's twit, it is Cristy who owes Pokwang.

Hmmm.. who to believe? Based on NBI records, I'd believe Chokoleit. With all her libel and estafa cases, Cristy should be writing for the Women's Correctional gazette, not gracing local showbiz programs with her venom and vitriol.

I am surprised Cristy is suing Chokoleit for libel and unjust vexation. I would think that a reporter like Cristy who writes mostly garbage and untruths is thick-skinned and a true believer of freedom of expression.

Panlalait-pagmumura-paninirang puri - that's the whole basis of Cristy's suit against Chokoleit.

The basic tone of Cristy's showbiz column is panlalait-paninirang puri.

Kettle meet pot. I see you too have not been introduced.

Cebuanos Hate Gloria Diaz

Ms Universe 1969 Gloria Diaz is getting flak from Cebuanos because of her comments about the use of an interpreter during beauty pageants.

When Gloria Diaz said "Kasi, when you think about a Cebuana can hardly speak English and, of course, Tagalog, maybe she should answer in Bisaya," Cebuanos went up in arms and immediately thought of ways to get back at Gloria Diaz.

Cebu City Rep Cutie del Mar spent her precious privilege speech to denounce Gloria Diaz and her statement, calling it an insult, and demand a public apology.

Not to be outdone, the Vice Mayors League of the Philippines-Cebu has issued a resolution declaring Gloria Diaz "persona non grata" in Cebu.

In the words of Angelica Jones: "over OA."

In this country, being called "bobo sa English" is one of the greatest insult that you can say against a person.

Isang malaking kamalian na isipan na hindi matalino ang isang Pilipino hindi marunong magsalita at umunawa ng Ingles.

Isang kapalaluan ang isipin na porke marunong kang mag-ingles class ka na.

Kaya Cutie del Mar tama na ang pagpapa cute sa Kongreso, get to work. And to the vice mayors, marami sa distrito nyo ang naghihirap, tulungan nyo kung paano mangisda.

Goodness, all these outrage over a freaking beauty contest!