Jinkee Pacquiao Denies Ellen DeGeneres

Jinkee Pacquiao was invited to guest on Ellen Degeneres' show on CBS.

Oh my God! Jinkee's extreme makeover whole face and body edition has finally paid off! But no. :( Jinkee Pacquiao refused the invitation.

sigh. What a gold mine of quotable quotes that would have been.

Jinkee was fearful of blood from her nose marring her plastic fantastic mug in case Ellen DeGeneres gets high falluting on her during the interview.

Jinkee would have said yes if the interview was taped because then she could flash her millions to the show's editors and producers to edit her to hell so she comes out smelling like roses and not the dim bulb that she is.

Half a point and no more for Jinkee for self-awareness, but then again that's what you get for neglecting to improve your brain along with your waist, hips, thighs, eyes, cheeks and lips.

Read a book or two sometime, bitch!

Maybe then you'll realize none of your children looks like you anymore.

I could apply as Jinkee's minder, but no. I'll be sticking with Mommy Dionesia. At least Mommy Dionesia is taking English lessons, last I heard. Mommy D knows she has conquered the Philippines. So next stop is world domination!

Minus 100 points for Jinkee for hanging out with celebutard Paris Hilton.

From the way Jinkee talks, she thinks wonky-eye Paris Hilton is the best thing since silicon injections.

Jinkee, before your read a book as I suggested, turn on your PC and look up Paris Hilton on the interwebs.

Just in 2010, Paris Hilton was banned from entering Japan because of her cocaine possession conviction. And that's just one and the latest of her shenanigans.

Paris Hilton is so 2007. That's when her celebrity status peaked. We won't get anything from her but herpes.

Mommy Dionesia, Manny Pacquiao vs the RH Bill

It was only a few weeks ago that we saw Mommy Dionesia having interviews left and right because of her extravagant and star-studded 62nd birthday.

From media darling, Mommy Dionesia is now the callboy that wouldn't put out in the eyes of d' gays after she said her piece about the controversial RH bill.

Mommy Dionesia said about contraceptive pills:

"Tingnan mo, mga bakla, kaiinom nila ng pills, hindi bagay na inumin ng mga bakla kasi lalaki sila. Ginawa sila ng Diyos na lalaki. Umiinom talaga sila ng pills para magsilaki ang dede."

Mommy D is my personal icon and role model but, "Ang layo di ba?"

Manny Pacquiao naturally came to the defense, or non-defense, of his mother by saying:

"Sana yung mga media naman na kasamahan natin e huwag nang tanungin si Mommy D about RH bill dahil wala naman siyang alam, e. Dapat automatic na sa atin yun, sa utak natin na tayo naman nakakaintindi, may pinag-aralan tayo.”

"Mama ko yan, ma-mali man o ma-tama, mama ko pa rin yan."

This PR disaster would not have happened if yours truly were on Mommy Dionesia's side. While Manny is being a cheapskate and refusing to hire an all-around, go-to person (who is ME) for his dearly beloved mother, Mommy Dionesia is on the brink of being a pariah among peeps who once adored her.

Meanwhile, my application for the position is rapidly gathering dust as I type this.

Since Mommy Dionesia freely talks or sings, depending on the request, every time a mic and camera are shoved on her face (yes, I am still being bitter), a personal assistant cum spokesperson (ehem) is just what Mommy D needs. Why not? Mommy Dionesia is a famous celebrity in her own right, right?

Another compelling reason to hire a PA for Mommy Dionesia is to prevent her jewelries from being misplaced. Remember Mommy Dionesia's lost diamond ring that was a gift from Jinkee? The ring would have been found in my purse (it's not what you think, okay?) safe and intact if I were there. I can dig being a minder for Mommy D's expensive jewelries, bags and expensive everything.

I am willing to lower my asking salary. Just don't scrimp on the others perks. That's all I ask.

Alright, who do I need to bribe (or blow if it comes to that) to secure this position?

Why Can’t Y’all Just Let Richard Gomez Be Great?!

The Commission on Election has disqualified Richard Gomez as a congressional candidate in for Ormoc, Leyte, due to lack of residency.

Right! It is Richard Gomez’s wife, Lucy Torres, who is a bonafide resident of Ormoc. Her family practically owns Ormoc.

Third time is not a charm for Richard Gomez. See, this is his third attempt at running for an elective position and the third time he lost even before the actual elections.

In his first attempt, Richard Gomez ran as party-list representative for Mamamayang Ayaw sa Droga (MAD) in 2001. The party list gathered many votes but was later disqualified. I thought this was a no-brainer since I don’t think drug addicts are a marginalized sector. But apparently it was disqualified for being funded by the government.

Richard Gomez ran for senator in 2007 as an independent candidate but was unsuccessful. I didn’t know this fun fact, which is enough indication that he was a non-entity back then.

Richard Gomez being disqualified because he failed the required one-year residency in Ormoc is no surprise. Hello?! Before celebrities who are running in the coming May 2010 elections were barred from appearing on any entertainment show, we watched female contestants on Family Fued on GMA-7 make a fool of themselves over Goma five days a week. So, when did Richard have the time to go to Ormoc?

A former barangay chairman in Ormoc, Buenaventura Juntilla, filed a petition asking the Comelec to disqualify Gomez for not being a bona fide resident of Ormoc. Can we get this guy a medal for saving his home town from a potential absentee Congressman?

Richard will appeal the decision, according to his lawyers.

Uhm… Goodluck? Never say die? Try and try until you succeed?

Or better than all these clichés, ‘Get a clue, Richard! Politics hates you!”

Ara Mina’s Stupidity Continues Unabated

We may get to see Ara Mina once again appear on any TV show that welcomes her to call out the bad guys on FaceBook and YouTube who did her an injustice, “allegedly”, by basically calling her ignorant.

Video clips of Ara Mina’s Q&A of a political nature on Mo Twister’s TV program, I.M.O. (In My Opinion) are spreading like wildfire in the ‘nets. Political, not showbiz, because unless you live in a cave you’d know Ara is running for councilor in the second district of Quezon City.

Ara Mina is reacting because people who have watched it are now justified in thinking that Ara Mina should stay far away from politics. You know, just stick to talking about boys and about her sister Cristine Reyes and her boys.

Ara Mina thinks the bad guys are out to get her because, according to her, she is topping the surveys of who the people of QC think has the good chances of fucking them over.

Watching the interview made my brain hurt but with Jesus on your side you can overcome anything.

Here are the juiciest parts:

On pre-marital sex:

Am I for or against pre-marital sex? Ask me again and I will still give the same answer. Against. Bakit? Maraming kabataan na ang nakatingin sa akin ngayon, who will follow my example, who will take my answer seriously. Tama bang sabihin ko na yes, I am for pre-marital sex? Hindi. Kalat na kalat ngayon ang issue ng pagdami ng may HIV at AIDS na kabataan tapos sasagot ako na parang kino-condone ko pa?

I wonder what Polo Ravales, Jomari Yllana, Manny Pacquiao and countless other guys think about this?

On private armies:

I said “for” but sasabihin ko yung totoong nasa loob ko. Realistically po, kaya ba natin maalis ang private armies? Even dito sa bagong commission na tinatag nila, tingin mo po mawawala yung mga politiko o tao na natatakot ma-ambush o mapatay? Hindi. Alam niyo po, yung problema kasi during the interview, ang dami kong tinitimbang sa isip ko. At kahit sinong guest siguro dumadaan sa ganito. tama ba o hindi? Ok ba o hindi? Hindi ibig sabihin noon, wala akong alam o wala akong pakialam.

Ara, with that answer you’ve got the Ampatuan’s private armies’ back.


Here’s Ara’s answers in defense of her ignorance, allegedly.

"Ang problema ko lang po, hindi ako sanay sa political interviews.”
"Sana po naisip rin nila na mahirap masalang sa isang political interview lalo na att ingat na ingat ako na baka may masagasaan ako o matamaan ako."

Ara, you said yourself you are for abstinence to avoid pre-marital sex. You can always say no, you know?

"Alam niyo po, mapapansin naman sa video na nag-iisip ako, I was weighing my answers.”

Uhm, nag-iisip ka pala sa lagay na yun? The outcome was the same - ignorance at its finest.

Here’s the bottom line for me:

Ara Mina undoubtedly has bigger boobs than brain.

Mo Twister is a blathering idiot who always gets on this one-upmanship trip with his interviewes, perhaps to feel taller? Growth pills don’t work, eh.

So after hearing it from Ara, what have we got beside a bad taste in the mouth? Me? I am wishing that the dry spell the local entertainment industry is currently suffering may be final over so Mother Lily can again maker he pito-pito movies, and consequently give movie stars another thing to do and focus on.