Richard Gomez on Crime Rate Between Naga City and Ormoc City

The last time I heard from the mayor of Ormoc City Richard Gomez he was trying to sell a jaundiced dick painting. Yes, you read it right. That dick sold for nearly 200k and I pity the fool who bought it – that person is rich but the taste level is questionable. I’ve seen more life-like dick graffitis.

And Richard Gomez has weighed in on the crime data released by our PNP (Philippine National Police). It would have been fine. I understand the happiness over Ormoc City being the city with the lowest crime rate in the Philippines. But the not-so-subtle shade on Naga City put Richard Gomez on my shit list.

I was really surprised that Richard Gomez found time to tweet, given that he is a chef de mission of our beleaguered Philippine delegation to the 2018 Asian Games in Indonesia. Is he not busy looking after his wife, Lucy Torres, and any shenanigans she might commit while out shopping?

That dig at Naga City, and by extension VP Leni Robredo, is an after service to Duterte, who earlier tagged him as being included on his drug matrix based on the confession of high profile Tokhang victim, Mayor Espinosa, father of another high profile drug personality, Kerwin Espinosa.

Goma must have been quacking in this boots back then. He doesn't want to just end up dead (no chance) and miss his chance of being great. So now he must repay from being de-listed in the drug list by joining in on a concerted effort to tarnish VP Leni Robredo's reputation before the eyes of the electorate.

Shady bitch and a fake news purveyor to boot. Ang bobong Chief PNP na si Abayalde atat i-drag ang Naga sa putik kaya excited na ibalita na Naga City is top 5 in the list of cities with the highest crime rate in the Philippines. Buti napansin ng media na hindi naka-sort ang datos from top to bottom, kundi by Region (nasa Region 5 ang Naga).

The PNP spokesperson apologized for the mistake but after some manipulation of figures (by crime volume), Naga City magically came up in the top 5 and Ormoc City in the No. 1 in the list of lowest crime rate.

This is not the first time Richard Gomez has shared fake news on Queen Elizabeth. Desperado si Goma. England's Royal Family is bound by law to remain apolitical, so why would the Queen have anything to say sa tamad na si Katay Gong Di?

I'm BAACKKK!

Got sidelined for a while because...you know... LIFE!

And let's face it Philippine Entertainment News - even the rumors and scandals - were MEH!

Philippine Politics were heating up - still does - but it's too depressing for me to deal with because - you know - DUTERTE and the crocodile politicians in his circle just waiting for the opportunity to fuck the average Filipinos over again. They hid for a while under Pnoy but now they're baccckkk and ready to serve the public again while lining  their pockets, too.

I realized I have to get out of this blogging funk I'm in, do my share to spread right information - NO FAKE NEWS - to help in the fight of regaining our weakening democracy.

Of course, #NotoFAKENEWS - but this blog will still be full of HATE - for public personalities, politicians and even average people who are crossing the line of ethics, decorum and decency.

This is Pinay Pie signing in once again!

Agot Isidro: Duterte is a Psychopath

Ms Agot Isidro is trending on social media because of a political statements she posted to her Facebook account:

 

 Fighting words!

And Ms Oda Mae Brown has this to say to Ms Isidro:

 

Of course, pro Duterte followers are not to be outdone as they posted this gem to Facebook in answer to Ms Isidro's inflammatory comment:

No words, so I'll just leave this to y'all:

 

And word of advice to people who are either too stupid or too lazy to come up with a relevant and noteworthy counter comment:

Jake Ejercito is the Real Father of Andie Eigenman's Baby

A few years ago people were wondering "Who is the real father of Andie Eigenmann's baby?" 

There were more than one candidate - one was denying he was the one and the other was conspicuously silent.

Now the truth is out, or more precisely someone close to Eigenmann spilled the beand, the father is none other than Jake Ejercito - yes, one of the sons of Jueteng King and now Manila Mayor Joseph Estrada.

Now the paternity shouldn't have been that big of a deal, except Andie Eigenmann and her mother, Jaclyn Jose, were so sure that it was another actor, Albie Casino, was the real father because he was the boyfriend when the baby was conceived.

Albie Casino denied it, and he's blooming showbiz career was torpedoed.

Now that tea has been spilled, Andie Eigenmann has issued an official statement that is sort-of confirming that it is indeed true (just read between the lines), Jaclyn Jose is mum on the issue and Albie and family are being strategically generous in their forgiveness of mistaken identity.

Moral of the story: For the women, if your vajayjay (whatever the technical term is) entertained more than one visitor during that critical time of conception, don't be hasty when naming a name. Get thee to the nearest DNA testing center, or if your cheap just wait to see who your child resembles. Yes, you'd be labelled a slut, so what?! If you're going to be a slut, do it right.

Another moral of the story: Be circumspect; be careful of your words, there are people who listen to podcasrs. Andie Eigenman's half-sister made the revelation during DJ Mo's podcast. Yes, there are people who listens to him, so someone picked up that juicy tidbit.

This is our Future

Here are the words from the future of our country - scary isn't it?

Referring to Vice President elect Leni Robredo after the widow who wears yellow overtook Bongbong Marcos, the fruit from the loins of that dictator whose waxed remains are enjoying an air-conditioned room while us living human beings are bathing in our own sweat in this hotter than hot summer. On second thought, I'd rather be living and sweating.

Don't say you haven't thought this (something similar) ever in relation to a nemesis of yours. Of course, you have at one time or another! I have. But these kids haven't yet learned that you don't always say what's on your mind. Doing so would either greatly embarrass you or land you in a psychiatric ward.

The creator of this hate message is a 16-year-old girl who is attending or attended a Catholic school. She and her father have apologized, but not because of their own realization that what the child twitted is probably inappropriate. It was upon the instigation of the school the girl attended. For the school's part, it has disavowed any connection to the girl's twit. Good job, school! Improve your GMRC curriculum while you're at it.

This is a twit that came from the daughter of the Royal Couple of Tacloban City, Alfred Romualdez and Cristina Gonzales-Romuldez.

If I were Leni Robredo, there are enough insults in these twits to motivate me to grab Sofia's hair, push her face against her mobile device and make her EAT IT!

But on second thought, who is this child insulting? Leni Robredo is a human rights lawyer and working selflessly on the grassroots level. Her mother was what before she married into the Romualdez family? I'll give her a hint: Kring-Kring Gonzales - Google has lots of info and images of her. Of course, not that there's anything wrong with Kring-Kring's former day job, but you know, "People in glass houses shouldn't throw stones?"

And time and time again, we are reminded that money can't buy class.

 
Let's not focus on his stupid argument because LENI is our VP! But these are fighting words coming from a Marcos, but I doubt any member from that family will survive Round 1.

You will find plenty of literature (as in published books, magazines, eherm millenials) detailing how the Marcos family introduced poll cheating into the Philippines and honed it into a fine art to stay in power for 20 years.

But I'll forgive Sandro Marcos for being clueless. He was conveniently educated overseas, probably so that the elders can hide those incriminating Philippine history books from the young ones. He was probably taught from birth that his family was the greatest thing to ever happen to the Philippines - this is what his father is spreading on social media. And those millenials who can't be bothered to go to a legit source ate it up, as proven by the 15 million votes that Bongbong Marcos got.

I heard Sandro is going back to London to finish his studies and hopefully enroll in a masters. Do you know who is the genuine, authentic Iskolar ng Bayan, the Isko of all Iskos? Sandro Marcos - libreng tuition courtesy of the Filipinos' money.

Sandro is quite the catch, per the buzz on Twitter. Me? I prefer Charice Pempengco.

So what is the moral lesson of these deleted twits?

Whatever you say or do, once it has been uploaded on the world wide web, will be there for eternity to hound you and your progeny. It will most likely outlive you (well, unless someone succeeds in finally breaking the Internet and everything in it gets destroyed) - ready to be resurrected with just a search of your name. SO BEWARE!

Another thing is: when you are sad, feeling lonely or feeling mental all around, choose to EAT YOUR FEELINGS, rather than vent your ire on social media. Twitter and Facebook are not your therapists. Eat cake, ice cream, brownies and those other delicious goodies! You'd be disgusted with yourself for being a pig after it's over. But at least, not millions of people are disgusted with you for being rude, classless, ill-bred and clueless.

Did Kim Chui Jump the Line for Biometrics Voters Registration?

According to the Kapamilya actress, "Oh, no, she didn't." Allegedly, she was at a Marikina mall before it even opened and asked one of her julalays to wait in line for her while she waits inside her chariot. She only went inside when it was her turn to have her biometrics did. (Plausible as artistas really do have plenty of PAs)

But per a viral video, the sweaty masses who were in line alleged that Kim Chui, like a princess blessing her subjects, flounced inside the mall and overtook all of them ng walang kaabog abog. 

Watch the viral #nobionovoto registration video and judged for yourself. It might me Bea Binene on there if you ask Xian Lim. hahahaha

On that note: Artistas and rich people have it good unlike us, the sweaty masses. Long lines are a common shared experience for Every Juan and we bear it just to get something important done. You can relate if everyday you have to wait in line at bus, jeep and tricycle terminals; banks (all local banks it seems); grocery/supermarket; the ticket booths for the Tamang Panahon concert and even sa Broadway if you to watch Eat Bulaga live.

If you're planning to jump in line, all the people behind and in front of you would all be like: 

Roxanne Cabanero is a 2014 Ms World Philippines Candidate

UPDATE: Roxanne Cabanero has pulled out of the Ms World Philippines 2014 contest to give chance to other candidates and her legal case.

Famewhore, please. Didn't she think about these issues before she filed her application. I think she did and filed anyway. To get her name once again in the media. 
 

RememberRoxanne Cabanero, the other woman besides Denise Cormejo, who accused It's Showtime host, Vhong Navarro, of rape last year? She's alive and will be competing as a candidate in the 2014 Ms World Philippines content.

I thought this dirty, lying, famewhoring, two-bit sexy model, has slunk away to hide her shame or is in jail. But no, she's here to make our beauty pageant-watching experience as awkward and as disgusting as possible.

Why is Roxanne Cabanero even permitted to enter the offices of Ms World Philippines, or wherever the hell they hold their annual application process? I have two theories.

Paolo Bediones Sex Video Scandal Part II

As promised, here is the second part of the Paolo Bediones sex video scandal. In late July 2014, the interwebs exploded with the sex video scandal of TV5 executive and news anchor, and scion of the Marcos political clan, Paolo Bediones. There was a promise (or threats?) of a second and third video and here we are.

The Part II of the Paolo Bediones sex video was uploaded Aug 15, yesterday.  I don't know from what rock I was hiding because I wasn't aware. Or maybe because the news wasn't as hot and shocking when the news of the first video first leaked.

TV Host Paolo Bediones Has a Sex Video - UPDATE (Link, Link, Link ;P)

Paolo Bediones sex video image

UPDATE: and here's a link.  https://www.facebook.com/pages/Paolo-Bediones-Sex-Video-Scandal/309810275858892

I hope it stays. Good luck!

The Internet and social media is abuzz with whispers that TV 5 Host Paolo Bediones has a sex video that has been uploaded and is now making the rounds of the Interwebs.

Paolo Bediones has joined the illustrious (ehem, ehem) ranks of Hayden Kho, Chito Miranda and Wally Bayola. I was able to watch Hayden Kho with Maricar Reyes, thanks to Mr Google and my passable typing and spelling skills. I didn’t watch Chito Miranda and Wally Bayola – they are chaka and I have my celebrity sex scandal standards after all.

Aljur Abrenica Files Suit to be Released from GMA 7

GMA contract star Aljur Abrenica wants to end his contract with GMA 7 and he has gone to court to end it. Apparently, Aljur has been unhappy with the way the network has been handling his career. He cited that he lost his Bench contract, that is, he can no longer strut his buff self in his Bench undies in fashion shows, because GMA has made him to sing naughty songs and was overall sloppy in driving his career. In other words, Aljur wants to be a serious actor and GMA is not letting him.

Matt Ranillo III, the Actor Who Plays Jesus is a PDAF Scam Bagman

And I thought the continuing saga that is the PDAF scam is becoming boring.

First, a doyenne (I'm using the word loosely) of the Philippine alta sosyedad, Ruby Tuason, has come out of hiding to reveal that she personally delivered millions of commissions placed in bags to Jinggoy Estrada and Juan Ponce Enrile.

Now, it has been revealed during this afternoon's Senate hearing on the PDAF scam by numero uno whistleblower, Benhur Luy, and Madam Ruby that Matt Ranillo III also served as bagman for Jinggoy Estrada. Jinggoy, are you feeling the noose getting tighter and tigher? (evil laugh)

Denise Cornejo: What I Like About Her

This latenight-booty-call-gone-wrong headline news is all over the newspapers, afternoon news and primetime news. Bong Revilla is one lucky SOB because once again a scandal broke out to eclipse the theatrics that was Bong Revilla's privilege speech a few weeks back.

Anyhoo, I'm not rehashing all that has happened. We have newspapers and youtube for that. I'm writing to wax poetic about the three things I like about Denise Cornejo: her middle name, Millinet; her before and after physical transformation; her mouth; and her being a motivational speaker.

Tito Sotto Flip Flops on Libel on Cybercrime Law

Tito Sotto filed a bill removing the libel provision in the Cybercrime Prevention Act, but later withdrew his filing after he heard that President Noynoy Aquino favours the provision.

Ano ba talaga? First plagiarizing the work of a blogger on women's health to argue his position against the RH Bill. And now he is "liking" what the president is "liking?"

Jinkee fucking Pacquiao is Running For Vice Governor

Just when I feel like the Philippines is going to be alright politically with Pnoy's "Daang Matuwid" here comes proof that we really are taking one step forward and three steps backward.

One of the first wannabees to show up at the Comelec to file their candidacy for the 2013 midterm elections is Jinkee Pacquiao, the wife of Pambansang Kamao Manny Pacquiao.

This was a complete surprise to me because I didn't know Jinkee Pacquiao has any other ambition beside re-engineering the face genetics gave her.

Why Is Tito Sotto in the Senate?

There is only one reason why Tito Sotto is a senator of the Philippine Republic: to give hope to stupid people harboring ideas of running for an elective post and winning.

 In his latest contra en turno speech about his opposition to the RH Bill, Tito Sotto once again opened himself to cyber bashing by including in the last segment of his speech a tagalized version of Robert F Kennedy's Day of Affirmation speech. According to Tito Sotto that part of his speech came from a text from a friend. What a dumbass! First he forgets to make attributions to an article he copied from another writer. Now he forgets to do a little fact checking In this day of the Internet and Google, this type of carelessness shows you're either lazy or a moron.

 Like a true trapo, Tito is rallying the masses to support his cause by igniting a class war, which we don't need at this point. He claims that under the RH Bill the poor does not have the right to go forth and multiply, only the rich. But let's be honest. If you are living hand to mouth, do you really need to have many kids? In my opinion, it should be illegal for the so-called poor to breed. That's not me being anti-poor; that's me just being practical. They can't breed until they worked and worked to better their lives. That's for their own good and for any child/children they may have in the future.

 If these series of humiliation is a bunch of pies, Tito Sotto would be covered by pie all over his face by now. And if we are a people that embarrasses easily (especially politicians), Tito Sotto would have tendered his resignation pronto for showing the world that Filipinos elect stupid people to the senate.

Tito Sotto's daughter, Ciara Sotto, is on print and TV trying to clean up the pie on her father's face. Ciara Sotto is newly married and still doesn't have a kid. I'm curious to know what she and her husband are doing to remain childless. It would really be funny if Ciara's OB-GYNE info gets leaked and we find out she's into a method other than the natural ones. That's not another pie on Mr Sotto's face, that's a figurative giant boulder that would kill Mr Sotto's credibility once and for all.

The Never Ending Saga of the Tulfo vs Raymart, Claudine Brawl at NAIA 3

Aksyon on TV 5 showed the most recent video from the Thrilla in NAIA featuring celebrity couple Raymart  Santiago and Claudine Barretto vs broadcast journalist Mon Tulfo.

While not exactly the first part of the brawl that the celebrity couple is asking people from the crime scene to produce, it's not exactly showing the celebrity couple and their group in a good light either.




According to Mon Tulfo on The Buzz, the scene was immediately after the main event of the brawl, so to speak.

I thought that if you've just come out of vacation, you'd be chill. Claudine's group just came from Boracay, but the man in the pink shirt is all over Mon Tulfo like Jason Ivler in a road rage. This man needs anger management or a stint in jail where he is very likely to think twice before getting mad at someone looked at him wrong.

I think it was not Claudine's kids' medicines, but Claudine's medicines that were inside the checked in luggage left behind. I get that it's normal to get angry when the airline messes with your pleasure time and to bitch at the unfortunate person on the customer service desk. But I don't get continuing to act like an asshole after you've said your piece to the desk person. Just think about it like this: the desk person will not suddenly  grow wings and fly back to Kalibo to fetch your luggage. The desk person wishes she can magically make your luggage appear just to shut you up.

I don't  know how Claudine makes her living acting in show business when she can't even fake-smile like a normal fucked up person in trying situations. Claudine is obviously off her rocker and should not be out of the house without her minders and her meds.

Raymart and Claudine have been into all sorts of scandals since they wed. Bank trouble, marital cheating, brawls, etc. You think the ghost of Rico Yan (RIP) is still haunting them? Just me?Okay.

Miriam Quimbao is Not the Gays' Favorite Person

The gays are in the news so much these days. Celebrities are busy spewing their "hate and intolerance" against the gays, and the gays are hard at work giving the hate back.

Miriam Quimbao, Ms Universe First Runner-up from a long time ago, got the ire of common and power gays alike by saying "homosexuality is not a sin, but a lie from the devil." I think Ms Quimbao should sit her ass down and think hard about what her religious fervor is doing to her already non-existent career.

Ever since Ms Quimbao and Paolo Bediones parted ways, career-wise, and ever since Ms Quimbao parted ways with  her Italian husband, matrimony-wise, I have not heard Ms Quimbao do anything worthwhile for her career. Being the punching bag assistant of Eugene Domingo in Kimi Dora doesn't count.

Ms Quimbao can't shut her pie hole about homosexuality. Even if she kept being asked, can't she just agree to disagree being the good Christian that she professes to be? She should also realize by now she is not doing her showbiz career any favors by saying she and Manny's have the same God. My God! Ms Quimbao, you're bigotry is showing. Even I, a lapsed RC, knows that we all worship the same God, they just come in different names!

I'm fine with everyone having an opinion, but shoving down your religious beliefs  down my throat is zealousness and self-righteousness to the highest degree. I wonder what this bitch will do if her first born turns out gay?

Election Year Is Here and Look Who's Grandstanding

It's Nicole all over again. Erick Bairnals Shcks, the Panamanian national accused of raping a Pinay, has spoken and he says what he and Pamela did was consensual sex.

Via a closed circuit television (CCTV) installed in the Panamanian's condo, the pair was seen holding hands while entering the condo's lobby and kissing inside the elevator. I like that Pamela seems to have so much faith in a man's ability to keep his pants' on. Oh, but honey, the world doesn't work that way.

The video casts doubts on Pamela's statement to the police and media. But then again, who really knows what happened that night? It's now a case of He said, She said. It's frustrating for all of us kibitzers, so where is the freakin' sex video so we can see for ourselves who is telling the truth?

All joking aside, where are Pamela's parents to teach her to behave the equivalent of "don't talk to strangers?" If you really must go out with a man you fancy to become your BF, then go to neutral places and make sure to be accompanied by chaperones. I know that is too old fashioned to some, but nothing is too old fashioned to protect yourself against abuse. That is what I think.

I am sure senators Tito Sotto and Loren Legarda feel for Pamela, but me thinks there is also an element of grandstanding on these lawmakers' action. The haste by which Sotto and Legarda jumped on the case leave me with a bad taste in my mouth. How come nobody bothered to get the story of the alleged rapist? So it's now coming out that what happened COULD have been a case of a sex deal gone bad.

We live in a different world know. Rape is not a crime that you automatically believe has been committed against a woman because you believe nobody will admit to that kind of abuse if it is not true. Today, rape can be used to exhort money or catapult yourself to stardom.

So what can we teach our young daughters about women like Pamela? We must teach them that "foreigners are not the answer to poverty."

WTF News: Anabelle Rama is Running for Congresswoman

I thought I will never be surprised by any news about moneyger Anabelle Rama, but I was wrong. Pimp momma Anabelle Rama has registered as a voter in Cebu, where she hopes to try her luck as congresswoman in 2013. There is no April's Fool in May, so the story is true as confirmed by Rama herself on her Twitter account.

Anabelle says nothing is set in stone yet, but I bet you she's already 99.9999% running. Anabelle is taking the plunge into politics because she received an offer from her politico relatives in the south. WTF? Offer like an offer to do a movie or commercial? And here I thought entering politics is a vocation, like a nun being called to serve God and people.

This here is why the Philippines is where it is at right now-- in the pits. We are full of "public servants" who I'm sure means well, but are clearly clueless. I've no doubt that Rama will make a grand entrance in her best Filipiniana at the State of the Nation address in 2013. She already fulfills the No 1 surefire requirement for winning: giving doleouts to the poor people of her province. I heard that just mention you're a Cebuano and Rama will ask "how much" before you can even utter your intention.

Couldn't Rama consider being a barangay kapitana first? Why congresswoman? She's a self-admitted matapang and walang inuurungan. I am sure she can use those traits when making her nightly ronda. Try as I might I can't imagine Rama authoring laws and participating in floor deliberations. I just can't.

Manny Pacquiao Can't Show His Face at the Grove

There is a second place in the entire universe where Manny Pacquiao is not welcome. The Grove, a mall in LA, has banned the boxer from showing his face in the premises for opposing gay marriage.

Manny has already stated that the Leviticus quotation that appeared in the National Conservative Examiner did not come from him, though he stands by his belief that the Bible does not condone same-sex marriage. The author has also corroborated Manny's statement, so that's that. If you read the Leviticus passage in question, you'd know Manny could not have possibly uttered it verbatim. With Manny's head having been pummelled through the years, how could his brain have that power?

Manny's brain power aside, I didn't know that you now run the risk of becoming an outcast for having an opinion. It may not have been politically correct of Manny to run his mouth, but the Grove management can be accused of being narrow-minded. It's not like Manny said he is ready to throw the first gay person he sees to the fire.

So what's the morale in all this? Don't let Manny talk unless it is about boxing. And don't let any local reporter come near Mommy Dayonesha to ask for her two cents. It is PR disaster in the making. Unless of course I'm there to run interference for Mommy Dionesia. :P