Baron Geisler Is An Alcoholic - Dionne Monsanto. DUH!

Dionne Monsanto, a former girlfriend of human brewery Baron Geisler, announced that Baron Geisler is indeed alcoholic. Well, duh! Everybody knows this fact except Baron Geisler. Dude is still in denial and his enablers as well.

To all those wondering who Dionne Monsanto is, she was a former housemate on Pinoy Big Brother and a sometime actress. I remember reading she and Baron was caught inside a car doing what couples do when they are parked somewhere dark. Of course, they denied it. Siya, nandun kayong dalawa sa kotse at naghihintay ng mirakulo. [wink, wink]

Dionne is also girlfriend-boyfriend with Alex Anselmuccio, the Italian cutie from Pinoy Big Brother Teen Edition 2, the love interest of Beauty while inside the house and the guy who got circumcised on national TV. [Why do I know all these useless information?] Yes, Alex is also the piece of wood we see acting in the ABS-CBN teleserye Tayong Dalawa.

I read Baron Geisler said once [referring to his turbulent current life] something like he doesn't consider himself to be having problems because he's still in his early 20s. He would admit to having problems when he reaches 30s and he is still living the same life. I would like to say "Shut up and just look pretty." But I can't say that will all sincerity. So I'm just gonna say "Shut up, dude!"

If you can't say no to liquor and stuff, then you have an alcohol problem no matter what your age is. If I can smell your stank from way over my computer, then you have an alcohol problem. And if by some bad luck I get close enough to you and I get a hang over tomorrow, then you have an alcohol problem.

Baron should detox somewhere quietly asap. Dude's probably always too drunk to separate real from reel. He plays mostly bad guys on screen and probably carries that over to his real life. Dude can't tell the difference.

Baron, if you're still not convinced you have a problem, try looking at your before and after pictures. I did while googling for pictures of you. They tell the truth of what you're still too afraid to face.

Ruffa Gutierrez Leaves Family Abode

Ruffa Gutierrez left the family home in Dasmarinas Village, Makati City this morning, 6 June, after a major spat with mommyger/moneyger Anabelle Rama. She left with her two daughters with Ylmaz Bektas, Lorin and Venice.

The fight is over a man who is currently being linked to Ruffa Gutierrez. Anabelle called the unnamed guy "walang respeto." She also added "Ang bata bata mo pa nanliligaw ka na sa babaeng may dalawang anak na."

That's not all. The "My Monster Mom" star added these nice and heartwarming words, "Tigilan na ang pagbibigay ng regalo at pagkain kay Ruffa" and Hindi nya {Anabelle} titigilan ang lalaki hanggat hindi tumitigil sa panliligaw kay Ruffa."

Does Anabelle like anyone for her daughter/sons? I read she doesn't like Jewel Mische for her son Richard Gutierrez because she's fantasizing about basking in the glow of a sure to be royal couple in KC Concepcion and Richard. I'm here gleefully imagining Anabelle's reaction when her other son and Richard's twin, Raymond Gutierrez, takes a man home to meet Mama.

I guessed she liked Ylmaz Bektas for Ruffa. Who wouldn't like a rich and handsome man for their daughter? However, look where that marriage got her? Chombag ever to the max. Although that could have been avoided if Ruffa got divorced first with her first husband, or she was enough to admit her marital status to her second husband-to-be. Ah, the indiscretion of youth. It comes back to haunt you, doesn't it? In Ruffa's case, in the form of black eyes.

But back to Ruffa's current suitor. We are talking about John Lloyd Cruz, aren't we? They are being linked together and there are rumors of them checking in in a hotel but on different rooms. Yeah, that's being discreet but it's not a detail that would deter people from putting two and two together. The two have denied any relationship, saying the hotel story stemmed from the various wrap parties they attended for their teleserye I Love Betty La Fea.

As for Anabelle, ano bang parte ng pamumuhay ng mga anak nya ang hinde nya pinakikialaman? Just let John Lloyd find out for himself how life-changing it is to have a relationship with a Ms World Second Princess. Ruffa Gutierrez is not exactly low maintenance is she? She also comes with two kids. Aside from Ruffa's rich and expensive taste for the high life, two kids and an ex-husband with a bad temper are other baggages that John Lloyd has to contend with in that relationship.

But enough on that, I believe, doomed relationship. Let's talk about what has been bugging me about Ruffa's face for the longest time. She now has trout lips and cheekbones up to here hairline. How much silicone went into those body parts? They're gross and unnatural.

Ruffa is BFFs with Pops Fernandez and Gretchen Barreto. Let's try to come up with a common denominator on those three, okay? Who influenced who? Don't they dare try to influence their other BFF BB Gandanghari. I hope BB is stronger than peer pressure.

Katrina Halili Tested Negative For Drugs

Actress Katrina Halili tested negative for illegal drugs, according the Philippines Drug Enforcement Agency (PDEA) said. Katrina Halili underwent three drug tests for marijuana, shabu and Ecstasy.

Whether she tested negative or positive, what bearing does it have on the proliferation of sex videos on the Internet? Anyway, testing negative only meant she hasn't taken drugs for at least six months, right?

I think whether they did or didn't use drugs two years ago is a case of he said, she said. Who would know the truth besides Hayden Kho, Katrina Halili and their drug dealer? Personally, wala akong paki kung drug user kayo noon. Pare-pareho lang kayong nagmamalinis. Kasama ka dun, Bong Revilla. (sorry, I couldn't resist the dig.)

At least she's got evidence she hasn't used drugs in the last few months that she can use in the libel suit she filed against Hayden Kho's mother. After this sex scandal is over, at least the libel suit will keep Katrina in the limelight for, I don't know, at least next year.

Again, I don't care whether Katrina Halili is a drug addict or not. I only care she, Hayden Kho, Vicki Belo and Bong Revilla go crawl back under a rock, stay there and never grace our TV screens again and forever.

Speaking of Hayden Kho, he underwent a three-hour grilling before the Philippine Medical Association (PMA) amid the scandal over his sex videos involving various women.

Despite calls to revoke Kho’s license, Santiago del Rosario, chair of the PMA committee on ethics, said they would still weigh the gravity of the accusations.

Hayden Kho took back his earlier statement that he was ready to give up his profession because of the issues hurled against him. Del Rosario said Kho even promised to engage himself in civic groups and medical mission if his license would not be revoked.

The last sentence has so many things wrong in it. First, does it mean if Hayden does not retain his license, he would not participate in civic groups and medical missions anymore? Second, why think of doing good deeds now that your reputation is in tatters and the only way I can see to salvage it is to become a martyr by offing yourself?

Mahiya ka sa Diyos at marginalized sectors. Ngayonng lublob ka sa kahihiyan ngayon mo naalala tumawag sa Diyos at tumulong sa kapwa. Damage control, anyone? Let the spin begin!

Survivor Bulgaria Dies While Filming in Philippine Beach

Philippine police say a contestant of the Bulgarian reality show "Survivor" has died of a heart attack while filming on an island beach.

Police say the 53-year-old Noncho Vodenicharov died Saturday, 30 May, despite efforts by a Filipino and a Bulgarian doctor to save him.

Chief Inspector Hilario Lelis Are said Monday that Vodenicharov had just finished an activity for the contest at the Gota Beach Resort in Caramoan township in eastern Camarines Sur province.

Bulgarian news reports say he was a town mayor and a former stunt man and singer.

"Survivor" originated in the US but other countries have created their own versions of the popular show. Contestants compete in a variety of tough physical challenges until there is a sole winner.

Suan Boyle Hospitalized For Exhaustion

Shortly after Internet singing superstar Susan Boyle placed second on Britain's Got Talent 2009, she had a meltdown and had to taken to a clinic for treatment.

Boyle-mania has swept the country since the Scot stunned the judges with her performance of I Dream A Dream seven weeks ago.

And Prime Minister Gordon Brown has now lent the drained star his support, revealing to GMTV this morning that he phoned Simon Cowell last night to check on her condition.

The 48-year-old virgin, tipped to earn £8MILLION, survived tears and a tantrum to finish second in Saturday's gripping final of telly's Britain's Got Talent.

But the pressure finally told late yesterday as the Scots singer - dubbed SuBo by fans - was rushed to the private clinic suffering from exhaustion.

Show aides had contacted police to say she was acting strangely at her London hotel.

Paramedics helped the "spaced-out" star through the lobby and into an ambulance just after 6pm. A Met Police Inspector and a police doctor were called to assist. The ambulance, tailed by a police car, then took her to the Priory in Southgate, North London.

"The staff were concerned - something wasn't right.

"When the paramedics and police arrived she agreed to go voluntarily. She didn't make a fuss. The paramedics calmly took her out through the main lobby and into the waiting ambulance.

"It was all done very calmly. They didn't want to stress or upset her. She didn't look well - she looked lost, not all there."

The singer, from Blackburn in West Lothian, has learning difficulties. The specialist clinic has 52 bedrooms and specialises in the treatment of mental health.