Baron Geisler Is An Alcoholic - Dionne Monsanto. DUH!

Dionne Monsanto, a former girlfriend of human brewery Baron Geisler, announced that Baron Geisler is indeed alcoholic. Well, duh! Everybody knows this fact except Baron Geisler. Dude is still in denial and his enablers as well.

To all those wondering who Dionne Monsanto is, she was a former housemate on Pinoy Big Brother and a sometime actress. I remember reading she and Baron was caught inside a car doing what couples do when they are parked somewhere dark. Of course, they denied it. Siya, nandun kayong dalawa sa kotse at naghihintay ng mirakulo. [wink, wink]

Dionne is also girlfriend-boyfriend with Alex Anselmuccio, the Italian cutie from Pinoy Big Brother Teen Edition 2, the love interest of Beauty while inside the house and the guy who got circumcised on national TV. [Why do I know all these useless information?] Yes, Alex is also the piece of wood we see acting in the ABS-CBN teleserye Tayong Dalawa.

I read Baron Geisler said once [referring to his turbulent current life] something like he doesn't consider himself to be having problems because he's still in his early 20s. He would admit to having problems when he reaches 30s and he is still living the same life. I would like to say "Shut up and just look pretty." But I can't say that will all sincerity. So I'm just gonna say "Shut up, dude!"

If you can't say no to liquor and stuff, then you have an alcohol problem no matter what your age is. If I can smell your stank from way over my computer, then you have an alcohol problem. And if by some bad luck I get close enough to you and I get a hang over tomorrow, then you have an alcohol problem.

Baron should detox somewhere quietly asap. Dude's probably always too drunk to separate real from reel. He plays mostly bad guys on screen and probably carries that over to his real life. Dude can't tell the difference.

Baron, if you're still not convinced you have a problem, try looking at your before and after pictures. I did while googling for pictures of you. They tell the truth of what you're still too afraid to face.