Paris Hilton Leaves Manila

Socialite heiress Paris Hilton, wearing a Manny Pacquiao shirt, leaves Manila with super gladness in her heart that the US press and blogosphere bashing she gets every time so she much as breathe, has eluded Philippine media and the Filipino audience.

The reality tv ho's 5-day stay in Manila was a complete success, having did a photo shoot for that real estate development she is helping design allegedly, having a meet-and-greet with her Filipino "fans" and having dinner with Manny Pacquiao and wife, Jinkee.

Now she's threatening to come back to Manila since she received the much-vaunted "Filipino hospitality." Paris Hilton even got a self-confessed "Paris Hilton's biggest fan" in the person of Isha Dinio. Whatever floats your boat, Isha, but Paris fuckin' Hilton? It's like saying you admire the bubonic plague for wiping out millions of people all those years ago.

Paris Hilton got the love but not Georgina Wilson. You may be wondering "da who?" Well, Georgina Wilson is better known as the ex-girlfriend of Richard Gutierrez.

Well, Georgina Wilson got flamed in a major way for twitting that Pnoy has better things to do than meet Paris Hilton at the Malacanang Palace.

To Paris Hilton's fans who consider her the epitome of beauty, Paris Hilton is faker than Ruffa Mae Quinto breakup with Mikey Arroyo.

Let's see. hair extensions, check. Blue contact lenses to camoulage her naturally brown eyes, check. Wonky eyes, check. Flat ass, check. Humongous feet, check. Baby voice, check. Paris Hilton's got a man-voice. Don't let her fool you.

Georgina Wilson was right. Paris Hilton has no business meeting with Pnoy. The winning Philippine Dragon Boat Federation team presented Pnoy a paddle with the members' signature. What's Paris Hilton going to present to Pnoy? Cooties?

Paris Hilton said she couldn't wait to come back to the Philippines. I hope she does come back again and again. This fake dumb skank will slip up eventually and her Filipino fans will finally see what US bloggers have been blogging about Paris Hilton. Stupid, vapid and fake.

Warning! Paris Hilton Is Coming To Manila

Jinkee Pacquiao's new BFF Paris Hilton is coming to Manila on Aug 13 to spread her herpes virus brand among her clueless Pinoy fans.

A local real estate company, Century Properties, is bringing Wonky-eyed Paris Hilton here to work on the design of Beach Club of Azure Urban Resort Residences. Just because Wonks is a great granddaughter of hotelier Conrad Hilton doesn't mean she knows anything about style or design.

This talentless waste of space and oxygen peaked in 2007. She has been replaced by the Kardashians as the No 1 vapid POS on reality television. Wonky's new reality show, The World According to Paris, tanked on its premier and continues to lose viewers.

Don't be duped into buying Paris Hilton-designed real estate. Just look at the Paris Hilton boutique at Resorts World in Paranaque. Nobody is buying, even entering, in that shop because why would anyone buy a brand that is synonymous with vapid, talentless, skank, diseased, attentionwhore and coked addict?

If that's not enough, who want's to wear pink-coloured purses and bags with a picture of fucking Parasite Hilton on it? Waste of your hard-earned pesoses I would say.

Paris Hilton is a has been so she's looking for anybody famous to keep her sinking celebrity status afloat. The Pacquiaos are it, and Jinkee is gullible enough and starstruck enough to fall for it. Jinkee should take time out from her busy plastic surgery schedule to google the dum fuck and see for herself the kind of STD-ridden, coke-addicted celebutard she is attaching her name with.

We should go the way of Japan and ban this dumb skank from entering the country. But this is a shot at the moon because Pinoys love their Hollywood celebrities. Even if that celebrity comes with a Centers for Disease Control and Prevention warning.