Guess Who's Pregnant?

She broke off with her married man, got over that man by getting under a new man, got engaged, got married and now Krista Ranillo is pregnant. All these happened in a span of two months.

Krista revealed she's a soon-to-be mother but was quick to add that she and her now-husband got married not because she's pregnant but because they love each other. Um, yeah okay.

Krista has so many revelations like this is the second time she and her ATM (legal name: Jefferson Nino Lim) got married. The first time was without witnesses on July 14 and they had a reception at some burger place.

But what made my left brow go up was the revelation that Krista and her ATM machine were childhood sweethearts. I don't know. Judging by the picture, the ATM machine was old enough to baby sit Krista as a toddler. Correct me if I'm wrong but I was under the impression that you have to be of the same age or same age group to be considered childhood friends or childhood sweethearts.

Okay enough of the nitpicking. I want to know how far along Krista is on her pregnancy. Suspicious minds want to know. She didn't say in her interview. An investigative journalist should have carried out the interview. I want details, details, details .. those that can incriminate..

Forward to the next few months. I wonder who the baby would favor? Could it pass for Jinkee's fifth child or would the baby have premature baldness? You know, important stuffs....

That Was Fast

It was only in June 2010 that Krista Ranillo announced that has acquired a new ATM machine but only two months later she made it legal.

Krista Ranillo married her rich and eligible ATM machine (legal name: Nino Jefferson Lim) in Long Beach, California in an intimate Jewish-interfaith wedding on August 8.

It was the second marriage for the groom but it doesn't matter because he or his family owns the Long Island chain of supermarkets in California.

Krista's father, Matt Ranillo, walked her daughter down the aisle beaming, and if we can read the bubble above his head it would say "good job, daughter."

One of the guests observed that Krista never looked happier. I disagree. Jinky Pacquiao never looked happier.

A rabbi, Barry Tuchman, officiated the Jewish-interfaith wedding.

Pambansang Kabit No More

Just as many of us have forgotten the existence of one Krista Ranillo, she out of the blue declares that "IT IS OVER" between her and the one who should not be named.

Well, Krista never spoke the name but we all know who she's referring to: Pambansang Kamao, Manny Paquiao.

The news is not news to me. I mean sooner or later one of them will call it quits. Krista has gotten what she wants out of that relationship. She's now a businesswoman in Los Angeles, California. And Manny, well he's moved on to fresher meat a few millions poorer.

I was all ready to hail Krista as the epitome of a gold digger next to Gretchen Barretto but she had to open her mouth and show what a dumb bitch really she is. With three words she called her relatives who came out of the wood work to defend her reputation liars and manggagamit. Hello Matt Ranillo and Suzette Ranillo!

But I have to give credit where credit is due. Krista may be dumb but she's a cockroach that will survive even the apocalypse. If we think she's somewhere lying in gutter crying her loss of income, think again. Krista is in a relationship and she's engaged to be married! Her new man is not just any guy. The guy does not have a wife and kid stashed somewhere and more importantly he owns a supermarket. Bravo, Krista!

After Manny Pacquiao vs Miguel Cotto Fight, the Next Attraction is Jinkee Pacquiao vs Krista Ranillo

Now that we know Miguel Cotto really bleeds like a stuck pig, (we have Manny Pacquiao to thank for that) the next showdown everyone is waiting for is between Jinkee Pacquiao and Krista Ranillo because it is all over town that the sexy actress is Manny’s current stalker. The jury’s still out on whether the stalking has Manny’s permission.

Curious minds want to know who is Manny’s companion for the private celebration for his win – Krista or Jinkee?

The video above shows Manny Pacquiao with a mystery woman after his live appearance on Jimmy Kimmel Live. Krista and family arrived in Las Vegas Nov 3. Jinkee joined her husband on Nov 9.


SMS from one of Jinkee's friends, lifted from Julius Babao's twitters.

Ang sabi sa tsismis, Krista Ranillo is in Manny Pacquiao’s new movie Wapakman (or however you spell that word) but the connection goes deeper than that.

Manny Pacquiao was holed up in Baguio for a number of weeks to set up a training camp and Krista was allegedly there. Ask Angel Locsin, who showed up to where Manny and his entourage were staying to request for personal things that she can auction off for the Ondoy victims.

Allegedly, Angel Locsion saw a girl waving at her from one of the rooms. It was only later that she knew that it was Krista she saw.

Krista and her family were also on hand to watch the fight between Manny Pacquiao and Miguel Cotto at MGM Grand last No 15.

It was Manny who personally invited Krista and her family. Did you hear that resounding slap on Jinkee’s cheek upon reading that little tidbit?

According to those in the know, Krista’s acting the slutwhore with the Pacman has her dad Matt Ranillo’s blessing. Allegedly, the family is quite broke. There are also rumors that Matt is running again in the 2010 elections so he’s insinuating himself in Manny’s inner circle hoping for what Manny can do for him, not what he can do for Manny.

I’m just musing out loud but what the heck is Matt doing running again in the elections when he’s broke? I hope it’s because of his fervent desire to serve the public?

What’s happened to Matt Ranillo? From playing Jesus Christ and Lorenzo Ruiz and now to pimp daddy?!

Let’s try to guess if there is any truth to the Manny-Krista relationship, shall we? Before Manny’s Nov 15 fight Manny and Jinkee allegedly had a major row over Krista. At the thanksgiving mass for Manny’s win, Jinkee cried buckets when the priest was talking about family. She was dodging Manny’s attempts at comfort and instead turned to her lady friend on the left.

Manny, when asked to confirm/deny, said “no comment.” Kaya daw tayo hindi umuunlad dahil nangingialam tayo ng buhay ng iba. Uhm, kung hindi kayo tayo manood ng laban nya kasi hindi naman tayo ang nagiging bilyonaryo?

Now I’m waiting for news that Krista has built her own mansion, opened a restaurant or boutique, with her own money, of course, “supposedly.”