Anger Management Classmates Dennis Trillo and John Estrada

Safe to say that actors Dennis Trillo and John Estrada have never been acquainted with the words "violence never gets you anywhere" because they let their inner cavemen get the better of them.

Dennis Trillo Ike Turner-ed ex-sweetheart Jennylyn Mercado during an argument one very late night in Dennis' condo unit. The root of their lovers' tiff was Jennylyn texting and answering a phone call from the father of her baby, Patrick Garcia, while Dennis is stewing and itching for a fight.

Jennylyn herself was short-tempered during that fight because prior to that Dennis kept on playing a video game and refusing to come to bed.

Jennylyn has a few loose screws but I have to side with her on this because what lady wouldn't get pissed when it's late at night and your honey is fingering something else. :P

Long story short, Jennylyn slapped Dennis three times (and he's got a busted eardrum to show for it), and Dennis got Jennyln on a chokehold before bodily throwing her out of his condo unit. What a fine gentleman Dennis Trillo is, isn't he?

So now Jennylyn has told all in YES Magazine and Dennis Trillo's career is poised on a cliff to oblivion.

And now John Estrada allegedly punched the floor director of Yippee Happy Yehey (whatever the exact name of that stupid noontime show is) for whatever reason. I've read several reports of this but none stated the reason why.

I guess because whatever the reason you don't throw the first punch. That's just a lawsuit waiting to happen.

I must ask, "Would Dr Marcial Cristi do this?" Dr Cristi won't, but John Estrada would just because he strikes me as an arrogant asshole.

Yep, John Estrada is scary. Even his hairline is scared and trying to escape his head.

Cue Brittany S Pearce in her blandest voice, "Stop the violence."

Jennylyn Mercado and Patrick Garcia Are Now Okay

Finally Jennylyn Mercado has allowed her baby daddy Patrick Garcia to see their son, Alex Jazz.

Some people see the handiwork of Jennylyn's current squeeze Dennis Trillo in this miraculous event but I see the hand of Jen's shrink in this. The doc has finally convinced (after two years) Jenn that it is good karma, not to mention good publicity, to forgive and forget.

All I can say about this momentous event is kudos to Jennylyn and her shrink for making Jenn appear sane for once.

Wonder where Patrick's mother is in all of these? This fuckery about paternity and financial support all came about courtesy of Patrick's matapobreng ina. Thanks to her big mouth and suspicious mind, we witnessed her son's embarrassment, Jennylyn's mind's unraveling and the phenomenal event of father meeting son at last.

Jennylyn Mercado and Dennis Trillo Are Exclusively Dating

Outed by paparazzi photos showing Jennylyn Mercado and Dennis Trillo holding hands while enjoying their Holy Week vacation in Hong Kong.

Exclusively dating but no commitment. Major admission from Dennis Trillo, who lack balls in the forthrightness department when it comes to the women he's dating. Just ask Cristine Reyes.

Prior to the damning evidence, the two consistently denied dating despite being seen every where together. Yeah, they're just co-stars in GMA Network's afternoon drama, Gumapang Ka Sa Lusak. (roll eyes)

With that admission.... the countdown begins for a pregnancy announcement.

Wait, Jennylyn's mother advised her daughter to "mag-ingat," whatever that means. Let's hope that that is enough and effective contraceptive for Jennylyn and Dennis.

I don't have much optimism for the future of this couple's future. I feel like Dennis Trillo is in between relationships and is just looking for someone to warm his bed at night, or noon, or morning. With Jennylyn, I get a neediness vibe. It's like she needs to have a companion for self validation.

I also feel like Jennylyn is a high maintenance gal, emotion-wise. In other words, may sayad. Don't we all, but her case is in the slightly upper-scale of the spectrum.

Anyway, whatever the outcome is of their current "fuck-buddiness" can the entertainment press please leave Mark Herras out of it? The poor guy can't very well say it outright but he doesn't have a relevant opinion about Jennylyn's current relationship.

Mark could only probably say "Good luck" - not to the relationship but to the male half of the couple. After all he's been there and not going there again.

Dennis Trillo’s Boracay Vacation Ends in Tragedy

A friend of Kapuso star Dennis Trillo, Jollibee “JB” Bordajo, was killed in a freak accident in Boracay Wednesday afternoon, Sep 9, according to radio reports.

According to Popoy Caritativo, manager of Dennis Trillo, it was the actor’s first time in Boracay.

The trip was supposed to be business and pleasure for the actor. Dennis is a guest for an event for Discovery Shores and he wanted to take the opportunity to take a vacation after wrapping up his GMA Network comedy series “Adik Sa ‘Yo.”

Dennis went to Boracay on Sep 8 with friend Jollybee "JB" Borbajo, who is also the road manager of singer Gian Magdangal.

After lunch on Sep 9, Dennis and JB, accompanied by young actress Maxine Eigenmann, daughter of Mark Gil, went swimming at Station 1.

“Apparently, malakas daw yung alon, yung mga waves. They were on this area na maraming bato, matatalim daw na bato. Tinanong ko naman siya [Dennis] kung umuulan, hindi naman daw.

"Tapos, parang si JB, nag-dive. He jumped from the rock, then when he was about get up again to the rock formation, may malakas daw na alon na humampas sa kanya. So, humampas siya sa mga bato. He asked for help, so Dennis dove in, he tried to save JB. Nahawakan naman daw niya. But then nahampas silang pareho dun sa mga batuhan at nagkahiwalay sila."

Sa lakas daw ng pagkahampas ng alon, tumama sila sa mabatong bahagi ng dagat. Nagkasugat at nagkapasa sa maraming bahagi ng kanyang katawan si Dennis, gayundin si Maxine. Samantalang tumama naman sa bato ang ulo ng kaibigan nitong si JB na siyang dahilan ng pagkamatay nito.

Dennis and companions tried to revive JB but the head injury sustained by JB from getting slammed against the rocks rendered the first aid futile.

Trillo and Eigenmann, along with Bordajo and an unidentified companion, were brought to the Metropolitan Doctors Medical Clinic for treatment, according to the dzRH report. The two were allowed to leave the hospital at 4:30 p.m. A white van fetched the two celebrities, who covered their heads with a white blanket to avoid getting mobbed by curious onlookers.

Dennis has been discharged and is scheduled to return to Manila on Sep 10.

Dennis’ manager said "He’s very distraught, shocked. He was crying all the while I was talking to him. He was crying kasi parang he was asking, bakit nangyari ‘yon... He had a lot of questions. Parang he was very confused kasi they were just having fun, e, they were having a good time. Kasi it was his first time in Boracay, to go into vacation in Boracay. And he’s always looking forward to go there. So, naano lang, alam mo yung instant na..."

Dennis Trillo and Cristine Reyes Break Up, Finally?

Undercover lovers Dennis Trillo and Cristine Reyes revealed that they have broken up. Dennis, promoting his indie film Astig, said that his relationship with Ara Mina's mentally unstable sister Cristine Reyes ended in May. According to Cristine, FHM Philippines' 2009 Sexiest Woman, the break up is very recent, not even one month old.

Both lied about the relationship and now they are giving different breakup dates. I don't mind they have lied to the public. I even advocate the necessity of lying, sometimes. But please get your lies straight.

This relationship on the down low, I thought was doomed from the very beginning because the public will not buy their love affair. Even the powers that be of the entertainment industry won't because their tandem cannot be translated to profits. Why? Because Dennis Trillo is being groomed as an actor of the leading man variety. He's supposed to be unattached to keep the illusion of him falling in love with his leading lady.

As for Cristine Reyes, her on-screen and off-screen persona is very unsympathetic. She's supposed to play the kontrabida to Dennis Trillo's leading lady, not the secret lover of the leading man. In short, hinde bagay.

I'm glad for Dennis Trillo that he finally unloaded that baggage, Cristine. Let's admit it, Cristine sucked the hotness out of Dennis Trillo. There was a time Dennis Trillo made me kilig. He lost major hotness points from me with that paternity mess with Carlene Aguilar and then that clandestine romance with Cristine Reyes. If many fans are of the same mind as I do, then that would explain why Dennis Trillo is nearing the end of his 15 minutes of fame.

Cristine has always been nega. She's only in the news because there are suckers who voted for her in FHM's list of sexiest women and because she's in-between employers. I hope she ends up on Channel 5 or 13. Who wants to hire an entitled princess? I have no doubt she's always been called special by her family, thus, the immaturity and attitude towards employers and co-workers. She's a special needs princess.