YES ! Magazine's 100 Most Beautiful Stars 2009 Is Not Credible, Fake - Anabelle Rama

Talent moneyger Anabelle Rama called YES! Magazine's 100 Most Beautiful Stars 2009 "not credible" and "fake." Reason: Her children Richard Gutierrez and Ruffa Gutirrez are not on the list. Bitter?

Here's the full text message that was sent by Anabelle Rama to the entertainment press:

"Hi dis s Annabelle, nabAsa ko yung column mo dis morning re dalawang magkapatid di nasali sa pagpili ng mOst beautiful faces in d showbiz. Ang sagot ko: Wala akong pakialam sa award galing sa isang local magazine na hindi naman credible.

"Importante panalo ng award c Richard for being #1 primetime King. Until now #1 pa rin ang zorRo. Nagpapasalamat c chard sa taong bayan at mga supporters nya sa t.v. and movie, sa walang pagsawang pagtangkilik sa kanya. Mas importante sa akin ang rating ng show at box office receipts ng movie.

"C ruffa naman nakadisplay pa rin ang award nya sa ms. world secOnd pRincesS. Tinalo nya ang mga kasama nyang 83 contestants sa ibat ibang nation.

"Di ba mas boNgGa ang mga awards na natanggap ng magkapatid? Expected naman yun, paano manalo ng awards ang mga anak ko, ang nagbigay ng award galing sa isang taong nakadEmanda dahil sa pagsusulat ng imbentong storya. We don't expect anything from them, specially fake awards. Plz pass."

If the list is not credible and fake, then why respond at all? Opps, my bad. The words breeding and grace are not in Anabelle Rama's vocabulary. Seriously, Anabelle, it is a made-up list with a very subjective criteria. If you stop to think before opening your big mouth, you will realize it's not worth responding to. Oh well. We're talking about Anabelle Rama. Lahat papatulan niya.

The basis of selection according to YES! Magazine editor-in-chief Jo-Ann Maglipon,

"If you ask me kung ano yung criteria for choosing, it's a mix. It's an alchemy, it's a chemistry that's very hard to explain. But you know that we put together the attitude of the star, the look of the star, the spunk of the star, the intelligence of the star, or the acting prowess of the star, the longevity of the star, or the hotness of the star... Hindi namin tinitingnan lang sa mukha o katawan. It's a whole chemistry that led itself to being beautiful."

Here's the answer why the Gutierrez sibling were out on this year's list:


"Many of the stars that you saw in Edition 1 and Edition 2 including Ruffa, Gretchen Barretto, Kris Aquino are not in this list now. It's just because of the categories that we chose and, like I said, the YES! list is always going to be subjective as any list on beauty will be.

YES! Magazine didn't say but I think another criteria for selection he/she is not on display at Madame Tussaud's Wax Museum (coughRuffacough). Also, you're out of the list if a used tissue paper with snot in it shows more raw emotion than you do (coughRichardcough) in the acting department.

As for Anabelle, I have this mental of her owing a secret dark room, where you can only see plenty of candles and dolls. I have friends who told me that there is a certain prayer that you can use to make even your worst enemy lick the ground that you walk on. I can imagine Anabelle reciting this stuff repeatedly in succession while thinking about Wilma Galvante and Jo-Ann Maglipon. Don't be surprised if Anabelle is suddenly several millions richer in the coming months. Dark-sided!