March 9, 2009

Why Is This Attention Whore Still Relevant?


The latest on Gretchen Barreto is that she purchased a bus. It's a bus, not a luxury vehicle, because in her words "may krisis ngayon." Bitch, shut the fuck up. It's not a secondhand, Japanese-made bus that looks like a Fermina or King of Kings bus. It is more likely an RV, a popular vehicle for long road trips as it has all the amenities of home. Did I also mention that it's for her use alone, along with her many bodyguards and yayas? So finally, may tamang paglalagyan na ang microwave oven na dala-dala ni Greta saan man siya magpunta. Di ba Dawn Zulueta? Hay, Gretchen, you and your social-climbing ways.

I don't get why Pinoy showbiz fans continue to make Gretchen Barreto relevant. If you look up the meaning of "ang langaw kapag tumuntong sa kalabaw mas mataas pa sa kalabaw" you will see Gretchen Baretto's picture beside it.

If you still can't figure who and what is Gretchen Baretto, consider this incident that "allegedly" took place in an elevator of a posh commercial building:

Gretchen: "Can you please tell this woman to get off this elevator?"
Older woman: "Can you please tell her to get out of my building?"

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