Why Is Tito Sotto in the Senate?

There is only one reason why Tito Sotto is a senator of the Philippine Republic: to give hope to stupid people harboring ideas of running for an elective post and winning.

 In his latest contra en turno speech about his opposition to the RH Bill, Tito Sotto once again opened himself to cyber bashing by including in the last segment of his speech a tagalized version of Robert F Kennedy's Day of Affirmation speech. According to Tito Sotto that part of his speech came from a text from a friend. What a dumbass! First he forgets to make attributions to an article he copied from another writer. Now he forgets to do a little fact checking In this day of the Internet and Google, this type of carelessness shows you're either lazy or a moron.

 Like a true trapo, Tito is rallying the masses to support his cause by igniting a class war, which we don't need at this point. He claims that under the RH Bill the poor does not have the right to go forth and multiply, only the rich. But let's be honest. If you are living hand to mouth, do you really need to have many kids? In my opinion, it should be illegal for the so-called poor to breed. That's not me being anti-poor; that's me just being practical. They can't breed until they worked and worked to better their lives. That's for their own good and for any child/children they may have in the future.

 If these series of humiliation is a bunch of pies, Tito Sotto would be covered by pie all over his face by now. And if we are a people that embarrasses easily (especially politicians), Tito Sotto would have tendered his resignation pronto for showing the world that Filipinos elect stupid people to the senate.

Tito Sotto's daughter, Ciara Sotto, is on print and TV trying to clean up the pie on her father's face. Ciara Sotto is newly married and still doesn't have a kid. I'm curious to know what she and her husband are doing to remain childless. It would really be funny if Ciara's OB-GYNE info gets leaked and we find out she's into a method other than the natural ones. That's not another pie on Mr Sotto's face, that's a figurative giant boulder that would kill Mr Sotto's credibility once and for all.

The Never Ending Saga of the Tulfo vs Raymart, Claudine Brawl at NAIA 3

Aksyon on TV 5 showed the most recent video from the Thrilla in NAIA featuring celebrity couple Raymart  Santiago and Claudine Barretto vs broadcast journalist Mon Tulfo.

While not exactly the first part of the brawl that the celebrity couple is asking people from the crime scene to produce, it's not exactly showing the celebrity couple and their group in a good light either.




According to Mon Tulfo on The Buzz, the scene was immediately after the main event of the brawl, so to speak.

I thought that if you've just come out of vacation, you'd be chill. Claudine's group just came from Boracay, but the man in the pink shirt is all over Mon Tulfo like Jason Ivler in a road rage. This man needs anger management or a stint in jail where he is very likely to think twice before getting mad at someone looked at him wrong.

I think it was not Claudine's kids' medicines, but Claudine's medicines that were inside the checked in luggage left behind. I get that it's normal to get angry when the airline messes with your pleasure time and to bitch at the unfortunate person on the customer service desk. But I don't get continuing to act like an asshole after you've said your piece to the desk person. Just think about it like this: the desk person will not suddenly  grow wings and fly back to Kalibo to fetch your luggage. The desk person wishes she can magically make your luggage appear just to shut you up.

I don't  know how Claudine makes her living acting in show business when she can't even fake-smile like a normal fucked up person in trying situations. Claudine is obviously off her rocker and should not be out of the house without her minders and her meds.

Raymart and Claudine have been into all sorts of scandals since they wed. Bank trouble, marital cheating, brawls, etc. You think the ghost of Rico Yan (RIP) is still haunting them? Just me?Okay.

Miriam Quimbao is Not the Gays' Favorite Person

The gays are in the news so much these days. Celebrities are busy spewing their "hate and intolerance" against the gays, and the gays are hard at work giving the hate back.

Miriam Quimbao, Ms Universe First Runner-up from a long time ago, got the ire of common and power gays alike by saying "homosexuality is not a sin, but a lie from the devil." I think Ms Quimbao should sit her ass down and think hard about what her religious fervor is doing to her already non-existent career.

Ever since Ms Quimbao and Paolo Bediones parted ways, career-wise, and ever since Ms Quimbao parted ways with  her Italian husband, matrimony-wise, I have not heard Ms Quimbao do anything worthwhile for her career. Being the punching bag assistant of Eugene Domingo in Kimi Dora doesn't count.

Ms Quimbao can't shut her pie hole about homosexuality. Even if she kept being asked, can't she just agree to disagree being the good Christian that she professes to be? She should also realize by now she is not doing her showbiz career any favors by saying she and Manny's have the same God. My God! Ms Quimbao, you're bigotry is showing. Even I, a lapsed RC, knows that we all worship the same God, they just come in different names!

I'm fine with everyone having an opinion, but shoving down your religious beliefs  down my throat is zealousness and self-righteousness to the highest degree. I wonder what this bitch will do if her first born turns out gay?

Election Year Is Here and Look Who's Grandstanding

It's Nicole all over again. Erick Bairnals Shcks, the Panamanian national accused of raping a Pinay, has spoken and he says what he and Pamela did was consensual sex.

Via a closed circuit television (CCTV) installed in the Panamanian's condo, the pair was seen holding hands while entering the condo's lobby and kissing inside the elevator. I like that Pamela seems to have so much faith in a man's ability to keep his pants' on. Oh, but honey, the world doesn't work that way.

The video casts doubts on Pamela's statement to the police and media. But then again, who really knows what happened that night? It's now a case of He said, She said. It's frustrating for all of us kibitzers, so where is the freakin' sex video so we can see for ourselves who is telling the truth?

All joking aside, where are Pamela's parents to teach her to behave the equivalent of "don't talk to strangers?" If you really must go out with a man you fancy to become your BF, then go to neutral places and make sure to be accompanied by chaperones. I know that is too old fashioned to some, but nothing is too old fashioned to protect yourself against abuse. That is what I think.

I am sure senators Tito Sotto and Loren Legarda feel for Pamela, but me thinks there is also an element of grandstanding on these lawmakers' action. The haste by which Sotto and Legarda jumped on the case leave me with a bad taste in my mouth. How come nobody bothered to get the story of the alleged rapist? So it's now coming out that what happened COULD have been a case of a sex deal gone bad.

We live in a different world know. Rape is not a crime that you automatically believe has been committed against a woman because you believe nobody will admit to that kind of abuse if it is not true. Today, rape can be used to exhort money or catapult yourself to stardom.

So what can we teach our young daughters about women like Pamela? We must teach them that "foreigners are not the answer to poverty."

WTF News: Anabelle Rama is Running for Congresswoman

I thought I will never be surprised by any news about moneyger Anabelle Rama, but I was wrong. Pimp momma Anabelle Rama has registered as a voter in Cebu, where she hopes to try her luck as congresswoman in 2013. There is no April's Fool in May, so the story is true as confirmed by Rama herself on her Twitter account.

Anabelle says nothing is set in stone yet, but I bet you she's already 99.9999% running. Anabelle is taking the plunge into politics because she received an offer from her politico relatives in the south. WTF? Offer like an offer to do a movie or commercial? And here I thought entering politics is a vocation, like a nun being called to serve God and people.

This here is why the Philippines is where it is at right now-- in the pits. We are full of "public servants" who I'm sure means well, but are clearly clueless. I've no doubt that Rama will make a grand entrance in her best Filipiniana at the State of the Nation address in 2013. She already fulfills the No 1 surefire requirement for winning: giving doleouts to the poor people of her province. I heard that just mention you're a Cebuano and Rama will ask "how much" before you can even utter your intention.

Couldn't Rama consider being a barangay kapitana first? Why congresswoman? She's a self-admitted matapang and walang inuurungan. I am sure she can use those traits when making her nightly ronda. Try as I might I can't imagine Rama authoring laws and participating in floor deliberations. I just can't.