October 13, 2010

Petrang Kabayo Reviewed by Cinema Evaluation Board

And nothing. No rating. WHATSOEVER!

The nerve of those snotty bitches thumbing their noses at this masterpiece, this remake of the 90s box office hit starring Roderick Paulate.

What do these bitches know about movies and movie making. Didn't they read that Vice Ganda, star of this horsey flick, nearly died from heart attack because she absolutely hates as in abhor snakes and she had to act opposite a large boa constrictor in one of the scenes?

A true professional of his craft, Vice Ganda neigh to the occasion. We know that boa could have swallowed Vice, literally and figuratively, without trying.

Speaking of Vice, I gotta admit I admire his balls for speaking out against ex MTRCB chair La Guardia, who Vice feels did her job so well that she was aiming to suspend Showtime for a second time.

However, less than 24 hours, Vice took his balls back by admitting mea culpa and I think even calling La Guardia on the phone to explain the words she said against the chairman.

The words were basically "chairman La Guardia does not exist for her."

If you must really be a bitch own it. Otherwise, shut your mouth.

There were people calling Vice mayabang and ill mannered. Yeah, those people have never spoken ill nothing against another person their entire life, not once.

The irony of it all is that a few days after Vice Ganda stuffed his ego and pride in his pants together with his balls, La Guardia was replaced by Mary Grace Poe Llamanzares. Where's ex-La Guardia now? Totally not monitoring Showtime or any other show. Ain't that a bitch?

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