Bayani Agbayani Scandal: Kuwentong Lasing

So, comedian Bayani Agbayani recently got embroiled in a minor traffic accident that was captured on video and uploaded on video-sharing site YouTube. I wasn't going to write about this news because, c'mon, ito ay kuwentong lasing. Anyway...The men who were the other party in the accident and the ones who recorded the ensuing scandal are assholes. Notice, most of them were all calm and collected, like they were all just discussing the weather, while Bayani Agbayani's gutter mouth were cussing them from head to foot. Don't you dare say you were just taking the high road. Please, bitches. you knew there was a camera and you were all being careful not to say and do the wrong thing. I wondered if Bayani Agbayani were not a celebrity these assholes would have wasted precious memory to capture the incident?

As for Bayani Agbayani, you are lame and pathetic when drunk. Iinom-inom ka tapos pag naka-aksidente, ise-settle mo.

Ang mga kwentong lasing talaga they have their share of unintentional comedies. In this instance, I LOL every time Bayani shouts "putang ina mo." Every single time he uttered those precious words I wince and then laugh. Pucha, ang lutong. Dapat isawsaw sa suka para makain. Bayani was like a typical lasing na ayaw magpaawat. But then at the 4:33-4:38 mark in the video above, his voice suddenly went soft when he learned how much damage he will pay, "6000 thousand? Mahal naman" I thought, "Finally! Self-awareness that he was being scammed by those assholes." But he went ahead and paid so the liquor still won in the end.