January 18, 2012

Survivor Philippines Celebrity Doubles Showdown: Gino Is Voted Out


Gino, The Strategist, has been out-strategist to become the latest votee on Survivor Philippines Celebrity Doubles Showdown. It was another blindside, following John's of the Volcano Rugby team. It was not a blindside for me since as we know the obvious votee is never the one, right editing monkeys?

December 14, 2011

Mo Twister and Rhian Ramos - Theirs Could Have Been the Most Romantic Love Stories of our Time



Instead, an aborted baby broke them up; Rhian Ramos might as well put a big letter A on her forehead; and Mo Twister, well, he can't get over it.

Mo Twister and Rhian Ramos's love story could have been the most romantic of our time; beauty and the beast against all odds. But it wasn’t meant to be.

Mo has left for New York-finally- and dating someone new. Rhian has a new boyfriend-the son of Senator Panfilo Lacson, Jeric.

Could it be that Rhian is attempting to usurp Aiko Melendez's title as "babaeng walang pahinga-sa lalake?"

It wasn't long ago that Rhian allegedly aborted her baby and it wasn't long ago that he broke up with Mo. Isn't there supposed to be a phase were she should have gotten the sads pretty bad considering how traumatic her relationship was? Wasn't Rhian suppose to hate all men, at least for a while, considering Mo allegedly threatened her and her loved ones when she attempted to break off with him?

It seems Rhian is not afflicted with the same emotions as we mortals do. Life goes on for her, which is good for her, but bad for her PR. Girl, you're supposed to appear like you really care!

Anyway, Rhian's career via nepotism is at risk. Her interview with Pia Guanio was a major FAIL. Rhian appeared sans makeup in a simple long-sleeved shirt, with her hair simply tuck behind her hears. All it did was reveal the fact that Rhian really has BIG EARS!

Much has been said about Rhian being the VICTIM in all of these, but I never heard Pia Guanio even saying the word "abortion." There's this big white elephant in the room and nobody is taking notice of it. Pia Guanio is useless as an interviewer; she'd do better being a reader of entertainment news.

Rhian's on a few weeks break. Well, kailangan talaga ni Rhian na pagpahingahin ang matris nya. Oh, wait….

December 2, 2011

Viral Video of Mo Twister Confessing Rhian Ramos' Abortion



Two days after Mo Twister bid showbiz goodbye to start a new life in New York City, someone uploaded on YouTube a video of him talking about the life-changing event that landed him on the therapist's office. GUILT is what it is.

So Mo Twister confessed that he and his ex Rhian Ramos went to Singapore in 2010 to abort their baby. While still here, Mo refused to confirm the allusions to abortion in his Twitter and Tumblr page. That's because the legal wolves of Rhian's family and GMA Network were waiting for him to drop the "A" word.

The rumour is that the abortion was bad enough for Mo Twister, but Rhian Ramos got pregnant again and decided to again abort the baby without Mo's knowledge, and well, consent. By this time also, Mo got wind of Rhian's two-timing ways. Rhian was seeing another guy and got pregnant again by who, only Rhian knows.

The abortion issue, I leave it up to Rhian, Mo and their maker. It's not for me to judge. You do what you know would be good for your body and soul. What I am finding hard to fathom is why the unplanned pregnancy -- at this day and age?!

Rhian and Mo are not ignorant and are not without resources. Contraceptives, anyone? I doubt Rhian is averse to contraceptives due to religious beliefs because she went ahead with the abortion, right?

My last question is, will GMA, the Kapuso Network, air Mo Twister's video that has gone viral in so short a time? After all, they are GMA, Walang kinikilingan. Walang pinoprotektahan. Walang kasinungalingan. Serbisyong totoo lamang.

November 29, 2011

Survivor Philippines Celebrity Doubles Showdown: The Season of Quitters


The fourth season of Survivor Philippines may well be the shortest season in all of Survivor franchises worldwide because this season is turning out to be the season of quitters. At day 6 or 7, the tribes are ready to merge because five people have already quit.

At the last tribal council of Survivor Philippines Celebrity Doubles Showdown, Jackie Forster and Angelicopter quit. Five minutes after the conclusion of the Tribal Council, starlet Ellen Adarna and her boylet Filo also quit. Only hours into the season, Geneva Cruz, the trainwreck, left the island for reasons that even her therapist would be hard pressed to understand.

Whether the three means girls and 'da who' were influenced by host Richard Gutierrez basically berating them for being the whining-est tribe to ever be formed on Survivor Philippines' four seasons, we'll never know.

What I know is that these bitches, Filo included, were way in over themselves. Whatever excuses they came up with to explain their exit, fact is they couldn't cut it in a harsh environment. And Jackie Forster chose the wrong show to show her sons that she has finally developed a good side.

And we know that those bitches got outplayed by the "cancer" of the Tala tribe, Maribel Lopez. Can those bitches hold their heads high knowing that they got played by Maribel Lopez? No, they couldn't that's why they are still whining and being bitter in Twitterverse.

The filming was over months ago. The castaways and crew have returned to the real world and those bitches They're not the avid fans of Survivor that they are claiming to be. If they are they would know how to separate the game from the real world. Get over it, bitches. And get over, Arnold!

KC Concepcion Confirms Split with Piolo Pascual

The KC Concepcion/Piolo Pascual romance is no more according to KC herself.

KC Concepcion confirmed what a lot of people already know: she and Piolo Pascual have broken up. This is not the usual breakup of a popular celebrity couple because everybody wants to know whether real reason behind the breakup is because Piolo Pascual is GAY.

KC's interview with Boy Abunda on The Buzz is the vaguest you can imagine. But since most of us are good at reading between the lines, putting two and two together, we know WHY the relationship broke up.

For the unfortunate few fans who are still under the illusion that Piolo Pascual is straight and he will marry you someday, here's my straight-to-the-point translation of what KC Concepcion wanted to say but can't.

KC: "May mga hinahanap ako na basic lang na hahanapin ng isang babae sa isang boyfriend, sa isang lalaki.

WHAT KC REALLY MEANS: "Gusto ko ng romance, hug, kiss or sex kaya. Kaso I don't have the right sexual organ."
KC: "Kahit may mga times na hindi ko siya maintindihan, tinanggap ko kasi sinasabi sa akin ng mga kaibigan namin na personality niya yun.

WHAT KC REALLY MEANS: "Nagfa face powder si Piolo, nagli-lipstick pa. Nakikipag-agawan pa siya sa akin minsan. Hindi ko maintindihan kung bakit pero sabi ng mga friends naming ganun talaga ang hilig ng bakla."
KC: "May mga bagay na hindi ko na kayang lunukin, hindi ko na kaya yun tanggapin..."

WHAT KC REALLY MEANS: "okay lang na nagme make-up siya, pero nahuli ko siya sa kama nakatalukbong ng kumot na may katabi. Hindi ko na kinaya kasi akala ko babae, yun pala lalaki."
KC: "Ayoko pong sagutin, Tito Boy [kung may third party involved]."

WHAT KC REALLY MEANS: Please refer to my previous statement.
KC: "Ewan ko kung bakit, paanong nangyari yung pain, at saka yung sama ng loob naging galit. Na talagang nagugulat din ako kasi first time ko rin na parang napapamura na rin ako. Hindi naman ako ganon, and bigla na lang akong maiiyak kasi hindi pala ako okay. "And then siya [Piolo], natatawa lang siya kapag nakikita kong ini-interview siya, idadaan lang niya sa joke."

WHAT KC REALLY MEANS: "Piolo is not just into me."
KC: "Tito Boy, naniniwala naman ako na pag sinasabi ni PJ na minahal niya ako, naniniwala naman ako na meron namang katotohanan iyon. Pero, masakit man sabihin, hindi ako yung, siguro nag-fail din ako dahil hindi ako yung kailangan niya sa buhay niya. Or, hindi ako yung hinahanap niya sa buhay niya. And hindi...hindi ko mabigay sa kanya yung kailangan niya.

WHAT KC REALLY MEANS: "Tito Boy, hindi ako ang kailangan ni Piolo dahil ang kailangan nya ay LALAKI. Hindi ko maibigay ang kailangan nya dahil ang preference nya ay etits, hindi keps."
KC: [On her one wish] "Na makahanap talaga ako ng true love!"

WHAT KC REALLY MEANS: "Na makahanap talaga ako ng tunay na LALAKI!"
If that doesn't convince you, then watch Sharon Cuneta give a laugh, a non-laugh as in not amused, when asked by Cristy Fermin on Paparazzi if the split between her daughter KC and Piolo Pascual is because Piolo is gay.