Christina Aguilera Fucks Up National Anthem At Super Bowl

Watch Christina Aguilera and her bloated face fuck up the lyrics of the Star Spangled Banner at Sunday's Super Bowl in Texas.

Instead of singing "O'er the ramparts we watched, were so gallantly streaming?" but repeated an earlier line with a slight variation, Haguelera sang "What so proudly we watched at the twilight's last gleaming."

With the millions being paid to her, the least Christina could have done is memorize the lyrics to THE NATIONAL ANTHEM. It's not some obscure song.

I wasn't offended much by the fucked up lyrics, not even her clown makeup. However, I take exception to the rape of my ears as Haguilera melisma the crap out of that song. The overstyling is like fingernails on a chalk board.

I would have forgiven her if she sang the national anthem wearing her "Dirty" get up.

You know Haguilera is still lucky because it was the Star Spangled Banner. If she sang Lupang Hinirang the way she did the Star Spangled Banner, I bet the National Historical Institute would be all over her by now. A lawsuit would not be enough, the agency would probably rehab her until she sings the Lupang Hinirang in 1/4 beat.

There would probably be a Haguelera shrine of shame at the institute with the words "Huwag Tularan."

Alec Baldwin Gets Flack for Filipino-Mail-Order-Bride Remark

I liked Alec Baldwin better when he wasn't so bloated.


The Filipino over-sensitivity rears again. Hollywood actor Alec Baldwin is being criticized for his remark about "buying himself a Filipino or Russian mail-order-bride" during his live appearance in the Late Show with David Letterman. Senator Loren Legarda, since the national election is just around the corner, has jumped into the issue and demanded that the actor issue an apology.

I am not Internet savvy, but I know there are sites for Filipina mail-order brides. There are also Filipinas who have arranged marriages with foreigners in order to leave the country. It is not wrong to feel affronted when we hear insensitive remarks like this. Pero para umarte na akala mo ay sakdal linis ang ating kababaihan? Magbulag-bulagan na hindi ito nangyayari?

Loren Legarda said that buying mail-order brides is illegal. We all know that. But there are still Internet sites like this that operate under the guise of personals site. So what are you gonna about it?

Excuse me for being blunt, but here's what I have to say: Tama na ang pangungurakot para mabigyan ng trabaho ang mga Pilipino. Nang sa ganun mawala na ang mga nakakalat na mga katulong na kasama ang mga lalaking foreigner sa Malate, Makati at iba pang parte ng Pilipinas.

If women's groups must really flame Alec Baldwin, put this in your letter of protest. "We take offense to being insulted by a man who gets pleasure from being fucked in the ass by a dildo; and a father who called his daughter a "pig" for not answering his phone calls."

Alec Baldwin is a lunatic; an actor who is not funny outside of 30 Rock. Didn't you know the banter with David Letterman is not scripted? So why expect something relevant to come out of his mouth?

Beyonce: Voice of an Angel

Here's a clip shock jock Howard Stern played on his Sirius Radio program that is supposedly the unedited board feed from Beyonce's performance of "If I Were A Boy" on Today back in November 2008. It turned out to be a fake as someone claimed to have doctored it for fun.

If listening to Adam Lambert hit those falsettos is not enough to clean your ears, click the video above. Your ears will definitely hear better.

Beyonce's Pa issued this statement:

If no one took the time to look at the biggest Inauguration in the history of America then shame on them.

If no one took the time to listen to Beyonce sing 'America the Beautiful' and 'At Last' at the Neighborhood Ball for the first dance of President Obama and the First Lady, and they question Beyonce's vocal ability, they've gotta be an idiot.

At 12 years into her career, the last thing someone should be questioning is her vocal ability.

That would be like questioning if Kobe Bryant could shoot a jump shot. The vocals were obviously altered.

Robert Pattinson Is Afraid of Soap... and Water

Let us pause for a moment from our regular Boyet Fajardo-bashing fest to discuss this smelly piece of gossip about Robert Pattinson, star of the blockbuster Twilight. Smelly, being the operative word. Apparently, our modern vampire-hero is averse to water, soap and shampoo, which explains why he stinks to high heavens.Some source at the location of the current movie he is shooting reported that "He stinks. I mean, it's awful. He never showers, and it drives people on the set crazy. He completely reeks."

Well, Robert Pattinson himself said in an interview done a while ago that he can go for weeks without washing his hair. According to him, "I have so much residue crap in my hair from years and years and years of not washing it and not having any sense of personal hygiene whatsoever."

So, this must be the reason why Robert Pattinson was heard telling a friend at the Rose Bar in New York, “I can’t get laid in NYC." Dude, maybe no girl can hold her breath long enough to have sex with you.

Stop! Is that the simultaneous wailing I am hearing from fangirls across the world upon learning that the leading man in their dreams and fantasies reek of B.O?

As for me, I am stumped. Completely stumped, I tell you. Because I thought all along that the concept of proper personal hygiene is universal. Nevertheless, aren't we glad the "smell functionality" has never been invented for televisions and movie screens?