Lani Mercado, Bong Revilla Renew Wedding Vows

Lani Mercado and Bong Revilla renewed their marriage vow on May 28, well ahead of the 2016 national elections.

The grand ceremony was attended by the who's who of local politics, business and showbiz, such as Manny Pacquiao, the top honchos of channels 7 and 4, Lily Monteverde.

Husband and wife spoke their vows, and surprisingly no lightning struck Bong Revilla dead and when said his vows inside the church:

"...Thank you for being a pillar for me during my political career. I will choose you to be my wife and the mother of my children in the next life. May the Lord bless us for another 25 years. I love you, I love you. I'm yours alone forever."

No lighting, unfortch. But Gretchen Barreto, Josephine Canonizado, Dina Bonnevie and Ruffa Mae Quinto were seen with a definite smirk on their faces. Like they were saying, "Really, Bong?"

And Lani Mercado's vomit-inducing vows:

"Papa, we both know people have their own way of looking at our relationship. We proved them wrong. I never suffered from the intrigues, except the you-know-what. I never suffer. I just keep on loving and understanding you. I don’t expect any more hurts from the you-know-what department from now on, Papa."

Lani, just say it. Just say the word "womanizing," "pambabae". Why be vague when practically all the Philippines know that your husband has stepped out on you several times? Everybody knows except you.

Lani is correct not to expect any more hanky-panky from Bong Revilla in the other women department. He has delusions of becoming a Philippine President. Bong can refrain, or at the very least, be discreet until he is safely installed in Malacanang.

If Jesus decides to take a rest and come down from the cross for a spell, Lani Mercado has all the qualifications to take Jesus' place.

I feel like Lani Mercado and Bong Revilla have been renewing their vows every year. It's not enough that Bong Revilla is on my TC every Sunday, but I don't see him on any Senate hearing.

Bong Revilla is really hard at work trying to secure his place as the Philippines' next president. Makes me want to wish that the Mayans are correct and that the world will come to an end in 2012. It's worth it to see the world ends before Bong Revilla attains his dream of world domination.