Richard Gomez on Crime Rate Between Naga City and Ormoc City

The last time I heard from the mayor of Ormoc City Richard Gomez he was trying to sell a jaundiced dick painting. Yes, you read it right. That dick sold for nearly 200k and I pity the fool who bought it – that person is rich but the taste level is questionable. I’ve seen more life-like dick graffitis.

And Richard Gomez has weighed in on the crime data released by our PNP (Philippine National Police). It would have been fine. I understand the happiness over Ormoc City being the city with the lowest crime rate in the Philippines. But the not-so-subtle shade on Naga City put Richard Gomez on my shit list.

I was really surprised that Richard Gomez found time to tweet, given that he is a chef de mission of our beleaguered Philippine delegation to the 2018 Asian Games in Indonesia. Is he not busy looking after his wife, Lucy Torres, and any shenanigans she might commit while out shopping?

That dig at Naga City, and by extension VP Leni Robredo, is an after service to Duterte, who earlier tagged him as being included on his drug matrix based on the confession of high profile Tokhang victim, Mayor Espinosa, father of another high profile drug personality, Kerwin Espinosa.

Goma must have been quacking in this boots back then. He doesn't want to just end up dead (no chance) and miss his chance of being great. So now he must repay from being de-listed in the drug list by joining in on a concerted effort to tarnish VP Leni Robredo's reputation before the eyes of the electorate.

Shady bitch and a fake news purveyor to boot. Ang bobong Chief PNP na si Abayalde atat i-drag ang Naga sa putik kaya excited na ibalita na Naga City is top 5 in the list of cities with the highest crime rate in the Philippines. Buti napansin ng media na hindi naka-sort ang datos from top to bottom, kundi by Region (nasa Region 5 ang Naga).

The PNP spokesperson apologized for the mistake but after some manipulation of figures (by crime volume), Naga City magically came up in the top 5 and Ormoc City in the No. 1 in the list of lowest crime rate.

This is not the first time Richard Gomez has shared fake news on Queen Elizabeth. Desperado si Goma. England's Royal Family is bound by law to remain apolitical, so why would the Queen have anything to say sa tamad na si Katay Gong Di?

I'm BAACKKK!

Got sidelined for a while because...you know... LIFE!

And let's face it Philippine Entertainment News - even the rumors and scandals - were MEH!

Philippine Politics were heating up - still does - but it's too depressing for me to deal with because - you know - DUTERTE and the crocodile politicians in his circle just waiting for the opportunity to fuck the average Filipinos over again. They hid for a while under Pnoy but now they're baccckkk and ready to serve the public again while lining  their pockets, too.

I realized I have to get out of this blogging funk I'm in, do my share to spread right information - NO FAKE NEWS - to help in the fight of regaining our weakening democracy.

Of course, #NotoFAKENEWS - but this blog will still be full of HATE - for public personalities, politicians and even average people who are crossing the line of ethics, decorum and decency.

This is Pinay Pie signing in once again!

Agot Isidro: Duterte is a Psychopath

Ms Agot Isidro is trending on social media because of a political statements she posted to her Facebook account:

 

 Fighting words!

And Ms Oda Mae Brown has this to say to Ms Isidro:

 

Of course, pro Duterte followers are not to be outdone as they posted this gem to Facebook in answer to Ms Isidro's inflammatory comment:

No words, so I'll just leave this to y'all:

 

And word of advice to people who are either too stupid or too lazy to come up with a relevant and noteworthy counter comment:

Jake Ejercito is the Real Father of Andie Eigenman's Baby

A few years ago people were wondering "Who is the real father of Andie Eigenmann's baby?" 

There were more than one candidate - one was denying he was the one and the other was conspicuously silent.

Now the truth is out, or more precisely someone close to Eigenmann spilled the beand, the father is none other than Jake Ejercito - yes, one of the sons of Jueteng King and now Manila Mayor Joseph Estrada.

Now the paternity shouldn't have been that big of a deal, except Andie Eigenmann and her mother, Jaclyn Jose, were so sure that it was another actor, Albie Casino, was the real father because he was the boyfriend when the baby was conceived.

Albie Casino denied it, and he's blooming showbiz career was torpedoed.

Now that tea has been spilled, Andie Eigenmann has issued an official statement that is sort-of confirming that it is indeed true (just read between the lines), Jaclyn Jose is mum on the issue and Albie and family are being strategically generous in their forgiveness of mistaken identity.

Moral of the story: For the women, if your vajayjay (whatever the technical term is) entertained more than one visitor during that critical time of conception, don't be hasty when naming a name. Get thee to the nearest DNA testing center, or if your cheap just wait to see who your child resembles. Yes, you'd be labelled a slut, so what?! If you're going to be a slut, do it right.

Another moral of the story: Be circumspect; be careful of your words, there are people who listen to podcasrs. Andie Eigenman's half-sister made the revelation during DJ Mo's podcast. Yes, there are people who listens to him, so someone picked up that juicy tidbit.

This is our Future

Here are the words from the future of our country - scary isn't it?

Referring to Vice President elect Leni Robredo after the widow who wears yellow overtook Bongbong Marcos, the fruit from the loins of that dictator whose waxed remains are enjoying an air-conditioned room while us living human beings are bathing in our own sweat in this hotter than hot summer. On second thought, I'd rather be living and sweating.

Don't say you haven't thought this (something similar) ever in relation to a nemesis of yours. Of course, you have at one time or another! I have. But these kids haven't yet learned that you don't always say what's on your mind. Doing so would either greatly embarrass you or land you in a psychiatric ward.

The creator of this hate message is a 16-year-old girl who is attending or attended a Catholic school. She and her father have apologized, but not because of their own realization that what the child twitted is probably inappropriate. It was upon the instigation of the school the girl attended. For the school's part, it has disavowed any connection to the girl's twit. Good job, school! Improve your GMRC curriculum while you're at it.

This is a twit that came from the daughter of the Royal Couple of Tacloban City, Alfred Romualdez and Cristina Gonzales-Romuldez.

If I were Leni Robredo, there are enough insults in these twits to motivate me to grab Sofia's hair, push her face against her mobile device and make her EAT IT!

But on second thought, who is this child insulting? Leni Robredo is a human rights lawyer and working selflessly on the grassroots level. Her mother was what before she married into the Romualdez family? I'll give her a hint: Kring-Kring Gonzales - Google has lots of info and images of her. Of course, not that there's anything wrong with Kring-Kring's former day job, but you know, "People in glass houses shouldn't throw stones?"

And time and time again, we are reminded that money can't buy class.

 
Let's not focus on his stupid argument because LENI is our VP! But these are fighting words coming from a Marcos, but I doubt any member from that family will survive Round 1.

You will find plenty of literature (as in published books, magazines, eherm millenials) detailing how the Marcos family introduced poll cheating into the Philippines and honed it into a fine art to stay in power for 20 years.

But I'll forgive Sandro Marcos for being clueless. He was conveniently educated overseas, probably so that the elders can hide those incriminating Philippine history books from the young ones. He was probably taught from birth that his family was the greatest thing to ever happen to the Philippines - this is what his father is spreading on social media. And those millenials who can't be bothered to go to a legit source ate it up, as proven by the 15 million votes that Bongbong Marcos got.

I heard Sandro is going back to London to finish his studies and hopefully enroll in a masters. Do you know who is the genuine, authentic Iskolar ng Bayan, the Isko of all Iskos? Sandro Marcos - libreng tuition courtesy of the Filipinos' money.

Sandro is quite the catch, per the buzz on Twitter. Me? I prefer Charice Pempengco.

So what is the moral lesson of these deleted twits?

Whatever you say or do, once it has been uploaded on the world wide web, will be there for eternity to hound you and your progeny. It will most likely outlive you (well, unless someone succeeds in finally breaking the Internet and everything in it gets destroyed) - ready to be resurrected with just a search of your name. SO BEWARE!

Another thing is: when you are sad, feeling lonely or feeling mental all around, choose to EAT YOUR FEELINGS, rather than vent your ire on social media. Twitter and Facebook are not your therapists. Eat cake, ice cream, brownies and those other delicious goodies! You'd be disgusted with yourself for being a pig after it's over. But at least, not millions of people are disgusted with you for being rude, classless, ill-bred and clueless.