Christina Aguilera Fucks Up National Anthem At Super Bowl

Watch Christina Aguilera and her bloated face fuck up the lyrics of the Star Spangled Banner at Sunday's Super Bowl in Texas.

Instead of singing "O'er the ramparts we watched, were so gallantly streaming?" but repeated an earlier line with a slight variation, Haguelera sang "What so proudly we watched at the twilight's last gleaming."

With the millions being paid to her, the least Christina could have done is memorize the lyrics to THE NATIONAL ANTHEM. It's not some obscure song.

I wasn't offended much by the fucked up lyrics, not even her clown makeup. However, I take exception to the rape of my ears as Haguilera melisma the crap out of that song. The overstyling is like fingernails on a chalk board.

I would have forgiven her if she sang the national anthem wearing her "Dirty" get up.

You know Haguilera is still lucky because it was the Star Spangled Banner. If she sang Lupang Hinirang the way she did the Star Spangled Banner, I bet the National Historical Institute would be all over her by now. A lawsuit would not be enough, the agency would probably rehab her until she sings the Lupang Hinirang in 1/4 beat.

There would probably be a Haguelera shrine of shame at the institute with the words "Huwag Tularan."