I wouldn't normally notice a part-time actress/celebrity like Abby Cruz, but it has been bugging me that homegirl has been to practically to every beauty pageant created by man. Girl is a pro in the beauty contest circuit that she has mastered that pageant-ready mug and smile. Let's see. She joined Bb Pilipinas 2007 and won second runner up. She was one of the unlucky "thank you, girls" in Bb Pilipinas 2009. Most recently, she joined the "Century Tuna Superbods 2009." Luz Valdez pa rin, sa awa ng Dios. Awww...
An yeah, she's the girlfriend of host Paolo Bediones. With so many beauty contests that this girl had joined and failed to win, this single fact seems to have become an afterthought.
It escapes me why Abby had to join Bb Pilipinas twice. If you did not win the first, why do you think you would on the second try? Parang visa application yan sa US embassy, eh. Pag nag apply ka ng first time at na-reject, huwag ka mag try ulet unless your circumstances changed, like may namatay kang kamag-anak na napamanahan ka ng lupa at negosyo.
Speaking of beauty pageants, behold this stunning and smart beauty from the Ms Panama 2009 contest. Ms Giosue Cozzarelli gave the most profound answer when asked about her thoughts on one of Confucious' quotes.
Look at her face. She was like "Ohh, I know the answer to this." Hair bleach or hair dye must kill brain cells. Why else would we get pure comedy gold when Confucius and beauty pageant contestants mix together?
Let's be real. Beauty pageants are tits and ass competition. Nothing wrong with that, let's move along to the swimsuit competition.
Beauty fades, but dumb is forever.
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